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Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
GONNA GET YOU THIS TIME, NETTLE.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch

SKLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURB. Of course you're second. Thank you for
Tokyo 42, Tick Tock Bang Bang, and Shadow of Nudist Pair!

(Also Northgard and Planet Nomads - I haven't forgotten your pre-train style yet. I'm gunning for you.)

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jun 22, 2017

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Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Did they change something about sending to USA? That seems strange.

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
riding again, of course

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch

USA

Hollow Knight!! Thanks a billion, Strix, a buddy of mine has been bugging me about this for months!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Jun 23, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
ok I lied CHOO CHOO

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch

(USA, you'll all know this in a few days :P)

Willias knows how to change the nature of a man - just gift him Planescape: Torment Enhanced Edition

AAAAAAAAAAAND Legend of Grimrock!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Jun 23, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Wake up.
Brush teeth.
Join train.

My priorities are in order.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (USA)

Princey hopped back offline before I could thank him for Enter the Gungeon and Camera Obscura!!!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Jun 23, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
You went offline. Now I'm just gonna have to thank you LIKE THIS.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (USA)

Pennfalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath! Thank you for Downward!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Jun 23, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
FILL THE GAPING VOID IN MY LIFE

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (USA)

Post was hardly cooled down before Mara showed up to gift me Duskers! Hello again, Train-friend :P

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Jun 23, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
PAYBACK TIME

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (USA)

Dammit, sklurb. Just. Dammit. I definitely can't outpace you this time. Thank you for Conarium and The Long Journey Home :)

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Jun 23, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Ok so 4 hours is just...saddening. CHOO CHOO FOLKS.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (USA)

Justin_Brett sent along Craft the World and it's DLC - thanks a bunch!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Jun 24, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Jeg må gjøre det igjen, selvfølgelig.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (USA)

The time has finally come for me to get my Bayonetta on. Thanks mateo!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Jun 24, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Cancel!

(I went ahead and took care of SA_Avenger, Moki)

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Jun 24, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Riding now!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (USA)

Update: sent

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jun 25, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Somehow despite him giving sklurb and I a run for our money this train, I haven't gifted to SA_Avenger yet. Time to fix that glaring oversight!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch ( Trumpland )

Ephphatha seems like a new rider! And started off time on the train by sending me EVERSPACE! I am so excited!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Jun 25, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
CHOO CHOO

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch ( MURCA )

Huzzah! Brother Buer sent me Dead Cells! One less game on my 'wait for the last day of the sale' pile! Thanks!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jun 25, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Forgot to ride this morning!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch ( Capitalist Pigdog )

Update: Ok so 3 hours on, no friend request, no contact. Will keep updated.

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Jun 26, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
NON RIDE

Update: Gonna have to raise a red flag about SirPhoebos

After 3 hours from his post after mine, he still hadn't so much as tried to add me on Steam, so I friended him. Somewhere in the next hour he appears to have accepted that request and then immediately went offline. And that was now around 3 hours ago, still no contact, though Steam's (admittedly faulty) offline timer says he was online just a few minutes ago.

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings

SirPhoebos posted:

Sorry, I was at work, had other stuff to focus on :sweatdrop:

If Steam was showing me online, it would have been from my home computer.

EDIT: didn't read the OP. You'd think that after posting here for almost 10 years I wouldn't make dumb mistakes like that. :downs:

Please note. This poster 12 hours later has still yet to take 5 loving minutes and actually join the train for anything other than getting a gift without giving one.

gently caress it. Riding for the night because tin is better at me at Zachtronics games in every possible way and I admire that. (If someone not already on my friends list follows, I'll be up in like 7 hours to accept a friend request)

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (USA)

Big thanks to The White Dragon (welcome back, trainbro!) for Aragami! Time to get my ninja on!

And a side thanks to sklurb and Xander for in general being chill trainbros.

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Jun 27, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings

Nettle Soup posted:

I gotta do some things for the next few hours, but this post will be a list post.

afk til then, don't let SirPhoebos back on until he's gifted back.

NON RIDE

He gifted back a bit after my post last night, so we are good to go.

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
NOW I am jumping back on because heck yeah, Olive Garden tonight!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch ( THE LAND OF THE WALL )

Katreus! Great to see you on the train again! Thank you for EARTHLOCK!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Jun 27, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Oh boy a train newbie! WELCOME FRIEND!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (US)

Thanks to Genpai Turtle for hackmud time to get my goofy cyberpunk on!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Jun 27, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
PAYBACK TIME

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch ( US )

sklurb just passed along BATTLE BROTHERS - which both he and other goon Untrustable hold in high regard. Now I get to watch the clock spin until I can get home and install!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Jun 28, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Yup, ok, evening ride.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch ( USA )

Shout out to Primworm - it is time for me to delve back into Darkest Dungeon now that I have The Crimson Court - and when my Resolve checks fail, I can also now just go to Kindergarten as well! Thanks!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Jun 29, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
No fear, folks, I'll take this one.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (US)

Thanks to Strix for the Slain Deluxe Bundle! The resurgence in classic metroidvanias lately is refreshing!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Jun 30, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Morning ride

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch ( US )

Oh so THAT is what he meant! Thank you, Zetsubou for Castle of No Escape 2 and Golf It!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Jun 30, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
So can I!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (US)

Strix sent over RymdResa and Oafmatch! Cheers!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Jul 1, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Another morning another ride!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (US)

Thanks a bunch for Lobotomy Corporation, Delvio!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jul 1, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Don't know that is a ride, so I'll pick up anil!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (US)

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
PAYBACK TIME

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (US)

Holy poo poo Blattdorf just hit me with Tales of Berseria! Time to settle in for an RPG :P

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Jul 2, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
NEWBIE RIDE
http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (US)

Brother Buer sent over CRYPTARK and Expeditions: Vikings! YEY! Time for shooting and nå kan jeg også være en viking! Thank you!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Jul 2, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Ride and then I'm gonna go pass out. I'll be back in some hours.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (US)

Thanks to Kirby for the pile of gifts!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Jul 4, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
I keep having to refrain from using christmas holiday quips here, it is quite irritating.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch ( US )

Olive Garden Tonight is certifiable - thanks a bunch for PREY!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Jul 3, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
KER POW

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (US)

A big thanks to Avenger for Niffelheim!

Cuntpunch fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Jul 4, 2017

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
And I you, Avenger

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Ok I totally have to give you something

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuntpunch (US)

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Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
The train is over!

We as a community continue to show an absolutely commendable amount of generosity. The Summer Trains always tend to be a little quieter than the Winter ones - a lot less Christmas gift card money to spend, I suspect - and so overall number of rides is down from the last train - we had an amazing uptick in giving to one another! Last winter the average gift was just past twice the minimum, but this time around we have managed to make that over THREE TIMES the minimum! And all despite the average person riding more than twice!

All in all, we have shared over $4600 USD in gifts with one another in the past 2 weeks! That's incredible to see!

And I, personally, will now have to figure out what to do with my newfound 600+ hours of games!

Thank you to everyone who participated, and doubly so for the first-timers, I hope you join us again over the holidays for the winter gift train!

Have a great summer with the new games, everybody!

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