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dk2m
May 6, 2009

fruit on the bottom posted:

Alright, I have an interesting thought experiment. Let's say an all female combat unit goes into combat against an all male combat unit in an standard infantry combat engagement. Kind of like WW2/vietnam battle type situation. Both sides have orders to kill or overtake the other.

Obviously the female unit is going to capitulate once under the threat of actually having to risk their own lives and to actually do their duty.

So the question is, does the male side carry out their orders and kill the female unit, or do they turn into a bunch of white knites and try to "save" them?

under section 69, all males must show them their anime collection and if rebuked, they can cry for 10 minutes and then are allowed fifteen (15) posts repudiating womynkin

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spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

Literally A Person posted:

StepChad knows this and is inviting a bunch of Stacys (Stacies? Stacii?) to your place!!!

Lock or barricade yourself in your mancave (your mother's basement) but make sure to have enough soda and junk food (Mountain Dew and Cheetos) in order to outlast the siege of the Stacys.

Edit: holy poo poo, this needs to be made into a video game.

spasticColon fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Jun 23, 2017

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person posted:

From last thread:



Hmm, this still doesn't explain "femoid"

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Per their hivemind arrangement, the plural of Stacy is just Stacy

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

a bone to pick posted:

Hmm, this still doesn't explain "femoid"

I think it may be a response to the term fembot. In that, the incels were not content with a term that didn't take into account that robots with human appearances are known as androids (of course chad loving whores wouldn't know this); ipso facto, Femoid.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Per their hivemind arrangement, the plural of Stacy is just Stacy

Thank you, I feel like in this community of internet babies semantics is probably really important.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Literally A Person posted:

I think it may be a response to the term fembot. In that, the incels were not content with a term that didn't take into account that robots with human appearances are known as androids (of course chad loving whores wouldn't know this); ipso facto, Femoid.


Thank you, I feel like in this community of internet babies semantics is probably really important.

look at this loving normie trying to pass when he doesn't even know about gynoids

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider
I noticed since i got into my 30s that many of my friends are becoming incredible pussies. Im normally a bit rude and harsh, most poeple like it and one the dudes recently tryed to shame me for it.

Basically he didnt want to go outside on a hot day and he was like lets drink beer inside and i said nah lol gently caress off with that poo poo lol way too hot. Instead saying "lol ok retard" or something as a meassage back he did freak out like a woman.

He now plays "hurt" and "victim of my words" which i find hilarous from a 32 year old man. He wants me to apologize or whatever the guy is a loving mangina basement dweller in my opinion.

Most men these days are feminized backstabbers.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

look at this loving normie trying to pass when he doesn't even know about gynoids

Normie? You're talking to StepChad, himself.

Look at this poster everyone, he just plays games and jerks it all day. Let's all laugh at the wittle babee!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

spasticColon posted:

Lock or barricade yourself in your mancave (your mother's basement) but make sure to have enough soda and junk food (Mountain Dew and Cheetos) in order to outlast the siege of the Stacys.

Edit: holy poo poo, this needs to be made into a video game.
Yes. It really loving does. You have to stealth your way upstairs to the kitchen without being noticed and having to fumble through dialogue interactions if you are. You can masturbate to relieve anxiety--the closer you are to Stacys the more it relieves you--but it also makes you sleepier. Come on goons flesh this out.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I'm heading home in a couple of weeks and looking forward to seeing old friends. One friend in particular is going to be interesting.

About a year ago, he started a long distance relationship with a reformed slut.

She was a total ditch pig in her teens. hosed multiple guys per weekend in high school. Alcoholism and morphine were how she spent her 30's.

She hits 40, and now she's latched on to my buddy. I get why he's all star struck. The small town has 3 guys for every girl. He hasn't had a girlfriend since high school and there's nothing wrong with him. The thirst is real.

Anyways, she moves in to his place with a crotch spawn that's in bad need of a new pair of braces.

Suddenly her posts on Facebook change to 'the new couch', the shopping trip in the city where she "shopped until she dropped" etc. Never about him. Just stuff. Meanwhile, his Facebook has a pic of her with the words "my world" under it. He's going to be so crushed when he comes home one day to find her loving some jerk from our teen years.

I feel bad for him but at the same time, I know he'll never hear me out. I'm not going to bother.

The world is a totally different place after you've seen the matrix :)

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

fruit on the bottom posted:

I noticed since i got into my 30s that many of my friends are becoming incredible pussies. Im normally a bit rude and harsh, most poeple like it and one the dudes recently tryed to shame me for it.

Basically he didnt want to go outside on a hot day and he was like lets drink beer inside and i said nah lol gently caress off with that poo poo lol way too hot. Instead saying "lol ok retard" or something as a meassage back he did freak out like a woman.

He now plays "hurt" and "victim of my words" which i find hilarous from a 32 year old man. He wants me to apologize or whatever the guy is a loving mangina basement dweller in my opinion.

Most men these days are feminized backstabbers.

i mean you can call that behavior feminized but the core root of it is the zeitgeist of media. your world view is shaped by the media you consume (which is a fundamental tennant of media theory sorry if you disagree) and if you consume predominantly contemporary media your exposure to the way 'people are supposed to behave' is going to be the values and actions presented in contemporary media.

the characters of both genders in real life and in fiction that get exposure in media are incredibly machiavellian while posturing an attitude of friendliness and benevolence. there is also an undercurrent of backlash against "traditional masculinity" especially in the circles that write this poo poo which is partially deserved but the attempt at 'not glorifying bad men' just ends up with characters that act like bitchy manipulative women because media writers still haven't managed to move past the unwritten rulebook of tv/movie writing that's been around since the 1930s. why do you think they all have terrible views of women while posturing woke feminism

what i mean is, we have become a society where people are aspiring to be the people from Friends

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person posted:

I think it may be a response to the term fembot. In that, the incels were not content with a term that didn't take into account that robots with human appearances are known as androids (of course chad loving whores wouldn't know this); ipso facto, Femoid.

I'm thinking its more of a derogatory term, like how scientists in the past thought black people were "negroids" and different from the human race, incels think "femoids" are somehow less than human.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

a bone to pick posted:

I'm thinking its more of a derogatory term, like how scientists in the past thought black people were "negroids" and different from the human race, incels think "femoids" are somehow less than human.

Yeah, they're nerdy enough to know that a female robot is a "gynoid" to parallel "android".

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Cthulu Carl posted:

Yeah, they're nerdy enough to know that a female robot is a "gynoid" to parallel "android".

:thunk:

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

I think the message here is to make sure you're sexually compatible before you get married to someone. But these are two problems an incel will never have.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


I'm a volcel in that I recognize my personality flaws and refuse to inflict them on anyone beyond these forums.

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
It's precedent because now 'words' have been raised to the level of physical violence or weapons in their legal ability to cause death

I was laughing because this isnt the case that sets that precedent and you have no idea what you are talking about.

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance
I've brought this up before but if sex robots become a thing what will be the incel's excuse for not getting laid be then?

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

spasticColon posted:

I've brought this up before but if sex robots become a thing what will be the incel's excuse for not getting laid be then?

Can't afford them.

Or wait, if they're standardized models then it's like they're still being cucked by the Chads who bought the same model.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

That's what will start the robot revolution not skynet or AI, it will be sexbots refusing gross neckbeards.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

I got tricked into going to a nightclub by the only friends I had left.

Friends birthday was happening so I guess they wanted to celebrate, but at the same time satisfy their savior complex. So they invited me to "go out to eat." Ha.

We drive to one of their houses and wait for a few more of their friends to get there. Once we leave they tell me, "Oh and btw we're going to a nightclub lol." Okay.

We go outside and they try to coordinate it where they all get in the car first, leaving me and one girl to get in last. But there's only one seat left! Everyone snickers except for me and Stacy.

They say, "Can you sit on his lap? Otherwise we can't all go." to her.

By this time my heart is pounding, I feel sick. My vision is getting spotty. I'm beginning to shake.

Stacy looks blank, not vomiting but not thrilled. She senses I'm incel. Shockingly, Stacy agrees! I figured it's because she needs her fix of Chad at the club. Stacy says, "Alright, you get in first." to me.

So I did what any irrational person would do. I turned around and walked away.

They called out to me and fumbled out of the car, but I had already broken line of sight with them.

I walked 10 miles to get home that night. It's been 2 years and I'm still haunted by it. I've not spoken to them since.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

spasticColon posted:

I've brought this up before but if sex robots become a thing what will be the incel's excuse for not getting laid be then?



feminists will make sex robots illegal

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Not exactly incels, but if you want to scream internally forever, listen to the F Plus episode about people with real dolls.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party


:smith:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I can't tell unsourced quotes apart from :goonsay: itt

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I love these threads when goons are quoting incels and not trying to crack the code themselves or whatever.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Glenn Quebec posted:

I love these threads when goons are quoting incels and not trying to crack the code themselves or whatever.

You'd think we'd realize that they just refuse to listen

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

a bone to pick posted:

Woah, this should go in the disturbing art that reflects society thread

what thread is that?

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

fruit on the bottom posted:

Alright, I have an interesting thought experiment. Let's say an all female combat unit goes into combat against an all male combat unit in an standard infantry combat engagement. Kind of like WW2/vietnam battle type situation. Both sides have orders to kill or overtake the other.

Obviously the female unit is going to capitulate once under the threat of actually having to risk their own lives and to actually do their duty.

So the question is, does the male side carry out their orders and kill the female unit, or do they turn into a bunch of white knites and try to "save" them?

interestingly enough there have been women combat units, and they performed well. The Women's Battalion of Death in WW1 comes to mind, and there were even a few combat pilots who made ace for the soviets in WW2. These guys are loving idiots.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
gently caress these guys. I mean, like "gently caress that guy" not you should have sex with them because they clearly shouldn't be having relationships of any kind with besides their hand

chumbler posted:

Not exactly incels, but if you want to scream internally forever, listen to the F Plus episode about people with real dolls.

I remember the dollfucker thread. I think it ran concurrently with the thread about the weaboo chick who wanted to gently caress airplanes

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Hobologist posted:

I think the message here is to make sure you're sexually compatible before you get married to someone. But these are two problems an incel will never have.

I think a better message is that if you think another human being should be awarded to you because you studied and got a good job you deserve what you get. Not that incels did either.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

SaltyJesus posted:

what thread is that?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3803200

lazorexplosion posted:

I got tricked into going to a nightclub by the only friends I had left.

Friends birthday was happening so I guess they wanted to celebrate, but at the same time satisfy their savior complex. So they invited me to "go out to eat." Ha.

We drive to one of their houses and wait for a few more of their friends to get there. Once we leave they tell me, "Oh and btw we're going to a nightclub lol." Okay.

We go outside and they try to coordinate it where they all get in the car first, leaving me and one girl to get in last. But there's only one seat left! Everyone snickers except for me and Stacy.

They say, "Can you sit on his lap? Otherwise we can't all go." to her.

By this time my heart is pounding, I feel sick. My vision is getting spotty. I'm beginning to shake.

Stacy looks blank, not vomiting but not thrilled. She senses I'm incel. Shockingly, Stacy agrees! I figured it's because she needs her fix of Chad at the club. Stacy says, "Alright, you get in first." to me.

So I did what any irrational person would do. I turned around and walked away.

They called out to me and fumbled out of the car, but I had already broken line of sight with them.

I walked 10 miles to get home that night. It's been 2 years and I'm still haunted by it. I've not spoken to them since.

He's actually not an incel, he's a vocel. He voluntarily walked away from getting lucky at the club, so it actually was his choice to stay a virg.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3803200


He's actually not an incel, he's a vocel. He voluntarily walked away from getting lucky at the club, so it actually was his choice to stay a virg.


this is what's hosed up about normies


they think that social anxiety is a choice

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Wendy O. Williams.... my secret crush

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Ein cooler Typ posted:

this is what's hosed up about normies


they think that social anxiety is a choice

they can't help believing that literally every woman has licked semen off a toilet seat, it's social anxiety

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Having social anxiety may not be a choice, but they are choosing not to do anything about it.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Ein cooler Typ posted:

this is what's hosed up about normies


they think that social anxiety is a choice

I've had social anxiety, its a choice of whether you face your fears or hide from them.

There is a mental illness epidemic and it grows every day, the internet seems to cultivate it, people need therapists not Reddit.

Dr. Carwash
Sep 16, 2006

Senpai...

Literally A Person posted:

From last thread:



So the prime age for "women" is 16? What? Going by their own definition it means women are settling down with beta providers at the age 17+???

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

lazorexplosion posted:

I got tricked into going to a nightclub by the only friends I had left.

Friends birthday was happening so I guess they wanted to celebrate, but at the same time satisfy their savior complex. So they invited me to "go out to eat." Ha.

We drive to one of their houses and wait for a few more of their friends to get there. Once we leave they tell me, "Oh and btw we're going to a nightclub lol." Okay.

We go outside and they try to coordinate it where they all get in the car first, leaving me and one girl to get in last. But there's only one seat left! Everyone snickers except for me and Stacy.

They say, "Can you sit on his lap? Otherwise we can't all go." to her.

By this time my heart is pounding, I feel sick. My vision is getting spotty. I'm beginning to shake.

Stacy looks blank, not vomiting but not thrilled. She senses I'm incel. Shockingly, Stacy agrees! I figured it's because she needs her fix of Chad at the club. Stacy says, "Alright, you get in first." to me.

So I did what any irrational person would do. I turned around and walked away.

They called out to me and fumbled out of the car, but I had already broken line of sight with them.

I walked 10 miles to get home that night. It's been 2 years and I'm still haunted by it. I've not spoken to them since.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't etc etc.

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

sincx posted:

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't etc etc.

You can lead a horse to water But you have to drown it

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