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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Dr. Carwash posted:

So the prime age for "women" is 16? What? Going by their own definition it means women are settling down with beta providers at the age 17+???

It says right there if you are with a girl older than 16, apparently, you are a cuck. Who the gently caress dreams up this ridiculous poo poo?

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Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



Pawn 17 posted:

It says right there if you are with a girl older than 16, apparently, you are a cuck. Who the gently caress dreams up this ridiculous poo poo?

If they set reasonable standards they may be able to reach them, which won't let them feel sorry for themselves.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I can't afford therapy but reddit is free

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Like I've got tons of anxiety issues and I have trouble talking to girls because of that, but I still manage to have a social life and go on dates? What the gently caress is wrong with these idiots?

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Julius CSAR posted:

Like I've got tons of anxiety issues and I have trouble talking to girls because of that, but I still manage to have a social life and go on dates? What the gently caress is wrong with these idiots?

Crab bucket, and they've so defined themselves by this assumed identity that they don't want to do anything that would break it.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Julius CSAR posted:

Like I've got tons of anxiety issues and I have trouble talking to girls because of that, but I still manage to have a social life and go on dates? What the gently caress is wrong with these idiots?


are you attractive

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

They hate treatment for their obvious crippling mental illnesses even more than they hate women

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
How many active threads of falling for fakeposts on Reddit does GBS really need at any one time?

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Almost always, the sources of the quotes have like hundreds of completely mundane posts to /r/incels so if they're fakeposting trolls I salute their dedication to blending in.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ein cooler Typ posted:

are you attractive
Not in the slightest yet I fall rear end-backwards into dates and relationships. It's really not that hard if you do literally anything with your life and engage other people.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

mind the walrus posted:

Not in the slightest yet I fall rear end-backwards into dates and relationships. It's really not that hard if you do literally anything with your life and engage other people.

These are the posts that suck. Yes goon, like many others, you date and see people. We all do.

Where are people getting the incel posts, the reddit sub is private.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Guy Mann posted:

How many active threads of falling for fakeposts on Reddit does GBS really need at any one time?
I'm not going to fall for this fakepost

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Fartbox posted:

Do you guys think the internet is causing mental illness? I mean, I know the world has always had broken people, but is it possible that these hugboxes and "communities" full of deeply, severely mentally ill people coaching eachother into even more severe and deep mental illness is actually spreading their brainproblems around and infesting gullible and exposed minds to their corruption

These dudes are all broken as gently caress but they latch onto eachother and start believing in some shared ideology. It's both fascinating and horrifying

You should play Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Guy Mann posted:

How many active threads of falling for fakeposts on Reddit does GBS really need at any one time?

Two.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Ein cooler Typ posted:

are you attractive

I can be

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Glenn Quebec posted:



Where are people getting the incel posts, the reddit sub is private.

While wading through their filth I found a post asking the same question. The answer was that whenever the sub features on the front page of Reddit too many 'normies' post hurtful things that disturb the psychotic little shits and so they need to make it private for a couple of days.

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mind the walrus posted:

Not in the slightest yet I fall rear end-backwards into dates and relationships. It's really not that hard if you do literally anything with your life and engage other people.

Wait so I have to talk to them?

Maybe I should be taking some notes

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016

fruit on the bottom posted:

Wait so I have to talk to them?

Maybe I should be taking some notes

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Pawn 17 posted:

It says right there if you are with a girl older than 16, apparently, you are a cuck. Who the gently caress dreams up this ridiculous poo poo?
I mean...pedophiles. Like, obviously pedophiles is the answer. Did you not know it was pedophiles?

To reiterate - Pedophiles.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Slugworth posted:

I mean...pedophiles. Like, obviously pedophiles is the answer. Did you not know it was pedophiles?

To reiterate - Pedophiles.

I don't think I understand what you are saying here. :confused:

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Literally A Person posted:

I don't think I understand what you are saying here. :confused:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9fwJDweaU

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Julius CSAR posted:

The Women's Battalion of Death

Holy poo poo that's metal

Dreddout fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Jun 24, 2017

In The Bushes
Mar 4, 2012
Hi guys is this the thread where i complain about females and troll for attention for several pages until I get probation or commit suicide?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





In The Bushes posted:

Hi guys is this the thread where i complain about females and troll for attention for several pages until I get probation or commit suicide?

No, the Pick thread is thataway --------------->

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

spasticColon posted:

I've brought this up before but if sex robots become a thing what will be the incel's excuse for not getting laid be then?

Same way they discount escorts, "pity" sex (they view all sex ad pity sex) and the idea of boning someone much less attractive (they have a loving word for this, "looksmatch," they feel entitled to what they think is their "looksmatch" at the very least)

It won't be a magical virgin anime girl with literal heart eyes pledging their love forever while losing their virginity to them. So it doesn't count/isn't worth it. There's a lot of "I deserve better" sentiment.

lazorexplosion posted:

I got tricked into going to a nightclub by the only friends I had left.

Friends birthday was happening so I guess they wanted to celebrate, but at the same time satisfy their savior complex. So they invited me to "go out to eat." Ha.

We drive to one of their houses and wait for a few more of their friends to get there. Once we leave they tell me, "Oh and btw we're going to a nightclub lol." Okay.

We go outside and they try to coordinate it where they all get in the car first, leaving me and one girl to get in last. But there's only one seat left! Everyone snickers except for me and Stacy.

They say, "Can you sit on his lap? Otherwise we can't all go." to her.

By this time my heart is pounding, I feel sick. My vision is getting spotty. I'm beginning to shake.

Stacy looks blank, not vomiting but not thrilled. She senses I'm incel. Shockingly, Stacy agrees! I figured it's because she needs her fix of Chad at the club. Stacy says, "Alright, you get in first." to me.

So I did what any irrational person would do. I turned around and walked away.

They called out to me and fumbled out of the car, but I had already broken line of sight with them.

I walked 10 miles to get home that night. It's been 2 years and I'm still haunted by it. I've not spoken to them since.

holy lmao

Dr. Carwash posted:

So the prime age for "women" is 16? What? Going by their own definition it means women are settling down with beta providers at the age 17+???

They seriously think all women start loving at twelve-fourteen and bang a ton of different dudes the second they become sexually active. Plus:

- That weird obsession with teenage puppy love
- The other weird obsession with virginity
- The conviction that women are ruined whores whose brains have been poisoned by society by age 18
- The idea that a woman "pair bonds" with every person she sleeps with, because oxytocin, meaning they can't properly imprint on a husband or w/e and will therefore endlessly cheat with Chads
- The idea that a woman's body curdles like milk at age 22/25/30
- That ridiculous poo poo about labia size and volume being an indicator of how much a woman has hosed

That all leads them to "logically" wanting super young women. Girls. It's loving creepy.

And no, women 17+ aren't settling down with betas, that comes at age 22/25/30. First they ride the cock carousel for a decade or whatever!

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

What's this mental illness called?

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Fartbox posted:

What's this mental illness called?

The Aristocrats!

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Those guys had the chads rounded up by the Tal Shiar as enemies to the Romulan Empire.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

well its a good thing IM GAY

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

numberoneposter posted:

well its a good thing IM GAY



Hell yeah Buddy!

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

I love how this dudes friends are trying to get him laid and he's so up his own rear end he literally walks away from it. Goddamnit I wanna give this dork a swirly so bad

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

quote:

This guy broke the law somehow. With his bone structure, he was supposed to be incel.



hes got egg face / head shape, no jaw / chin, big disproportional nose, nasal folds etc

if hes not incel tier facial genetics wise then u r all coping really hard

Move over Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal there's a new 7/10 recessed maxilla unfuckable in hollywood.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

quote:

Average Age a girl Loses Her virginity?

I say somewhere between 15-16.

quote:

These days? 13-14

quote:

blowjobs/handjobs around 12-13, sex around 14-15 i'd say. if they're popular/attractive, even younger.

quote:

12

quote:

11-12

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

quote:

Used Tinder boost

and got 0 matches.

Where are the incels calling me fakecel now?

sub8 theory is legit as gently caress

I suffer from sub8 disability and manletism and was born as male

my stats dont matter in my reddit flair.
sub8 = it's over

7/10 = cope

6/10 = cope

5/10 = cope

4/10 = cope

3/10 = cope
sub8 = it's over

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

quote:

Hey norm troopers. Here are some things women aren't capable of:

being faithful
being smart
being loyal
being lonely or unwanted
being useful
being depressed
being mentally ill
having excuses to be a fat gently caress. Stop feeding yourself hembeast.
being anything other than livestock, cattle, items, objects, strippers, whores, slaves, and maids.
being Human.
being respectable
being virgin past the age of 14.
being INCEL.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Toddlers these days are loving whores.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



imo the whole concept of incel is a cia (Chad Illuminati Alliance) psyop with the aim of freaking out mildly insecure het dudes so badly that they can never ever gently caress

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

lazorexplosion posted:

quote:


Average Age a girl Loses Her virginity?

I say somewhere between 15-16.

quote:


These days? 13-14

quote:


blowjobs/handjobs around 12-13, sex around 14-15 i'd say. if they're popular/attractive, even younger.

quote:


12

quote:

11-12

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
The surprise club adventure story made me physically recoil from my phone. Was the last thread full of that kind of thing? What is this strange surge of confidence borne from revulsion?

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It's well-known all girls go through this phase:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yxrc2W-czA

then Clark Kent their way through life.






Incels in this equation are Jimmy Olsen, jerking it in the closet.

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