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Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

So they think women are gross monsters and barely human but they're desperate to be with them anyway?

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Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
All the names and labels they attribute to different people are so childish and pathetic. They should just call everyone a poopypants and be done with it.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Fartbox posted:

So they think women are gross monsters and barely human but they're desperate to be with them anyway?

Like a republican senator hates gays

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Fartbox posted:

So they think women are gross monsters and barely human but they're desperate to be with them anyway?

This kept coming up in the last thread.

No, they are all really deeply closeted homo-sexuals. This is just a "functional" way for them to deal with their extremely repressed sexuality.

e: this is actually a seriouspost

Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001

Nic Cage dick cage posted:

All the names and labels they attribute to different people are so childish and pathetic. They should just call everyone a poopypants and be done with it.
I rather like the "chad and stacy" labels they apply to gender norms. They're catchy. You'd think some liberal group would have come up with them beforehand but it's too late now i guess.

Of course the problem is that incels pointing out how restrictive gender norms are is kind of like watching fascists parrot that capitalism is indeed broken but then of course go on to say that it's only broken because their own whitey asses aren't fully in the drivers' seat.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Literally A Person posted:

This kept coming up in the last thread.

No, they are all really deeply closeted homo-sexuals. This is just a "functional" way for them to deal with their extremely repressed sexuality.

e: this is actually a seriouspost

Someone should really let them know that guys are huge sluts for all types

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

lazorexplosion posted:

Move over Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal there's a new 7/10 recessed maxilla unfuckable in hollywood.

Uhh, look at his body though? And he could still be considered ruggedly handsome by some

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
I am concerned that gbs may be obsessed

With nerds who can't get laid and also with fakeposts

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

timefly posted:

Uhh, look at his body though? And he could still be considered ruggedly handsome by some
"Girls like the roided-out Gorilla type"

/ignores that Vin Diesel is a turbonerd who literally got his D&D fanfiction made into an international film release.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

I am concerned that gbs may be obsessed

With nerds who can't get laid and also with fakeposts

So what's your username on r/incels?

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
warren buffet and bill gates should do something actually good with their money and hire hookers to sleep with bitter dudes but make them think it was because the girl just wanted to gently caress them

we'd get rid of a lot of future mass shooters and serial killers that way. just a bunch of women sexing up bitter dudes. pay prostitutes like $300k a year to track down bitter incels online and then have sex with them in a hotel room. act like they're on a business trip or something.

otherwise incel dudes have got to go, they're too dangerous to keep existing

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Tumble posted:

warren buffet and bill gates should do something actually good with their money and hire hookers to sleep with bitter dudes but make them think it was because the girl just wanted to gently caress them

we'd get rid of a lot of future mass shooters and serial killers that way. just a bunch of women sexing up bitter dudes. pay prostitutes like $300k a year to track down bitter incels online and then have sex with them in a hotel room. act like they're on a business trip or something.

otherwise incel dudes have got to go, they're too dangerous to keep existing

Wouldn't work. These are gay men or, at the least, barely repressed pedophiles. There are few ways to please this combination of people.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
No gay man would obsess over loving women this much.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Who What Now posted:

No gay man would obsess over loving women this much.
They all seem so negative and feel entitled to a quantity owed rather than being genuinely interested in interacting with another human being.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Jun 24, 2017

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
okay, so i'm admittedly not an incel, for a few years of my life i was a vol-cel because an exgirlfriend said some terrible things that made me question my worth and mental health. after a while of self reflection and poo poo i was willing to try and get laid again. i failed tllllllllllhough. the lack of pick-up 'skill', and well, they could just smell the desperation on me. however i ended up with a girlfriend, after being in a vol-cel sort of mindset for about 2 years. i was unable to get a girls' attention, or to get laid for a number of years. it was a combination of me not wanting to try, and when i did try i failed.
this is weird, because i'm very good looking. how do i know this? because i am told that i am almost daily. it's a constant affirmation that i am gorgeous. i work as a waiter, so my looks and personality are what pay my bills. i got a number yesterday from a really cute girl yesterday. a woman getting a takeout also asked for 'a good looking man' for her side of her sandwich when she was take out. when i was walking home i heard some teenagers hollering that they liked my hair (i have long hair, and it is beautiful). i went on a trip recently, i went to a bar in a city i had never been in before, 5 minutes after sitting down a chubby townie girl asks point blank if i want to make out. while walking in NYC a really cute girl says she likes my hair with a knowing smile of what that really means. my point is that because i am attractive, girls let me know. i don't remember how many numbers i've gotten while waiting tables. it's around 10 i believe, two from the same table once even. if i wanted to have sex, there would be so many opportunities to do so. it isn't my personality either, for a number of these girls they're offering it in passing. they're giving me their number because i smiled at them because its my job.
now, this just sounds like lovely bragging, however i'd like to provide a family member of mine in contrast. he has a speech problem, and looks plain. he's tried a few online dating websites without much luck. i think he had a girlfriend briefly in high school, but that was set up by parents (i think?) and was about 8 years ago at this point. he's a much nicer, sweeter person than i. he has a future in his career, meanwhile i'm just working as a waiter and a cook.
i guess the point of this post is to tell the other 'normies' that it is largely genetic why these people are incels. as a good looking guy, i get a number every few weeks just doing my job, compliments on the street, invitations for sexual contact, etc. just by existing. considering my brother is still a virgin and just looking to get into a relationship and it's because of a speech problem and not getting the good looks gene. i understand and empathize with incels because it's bullshit. it doesn't matter what you do, you have a terrible first impression if you're ugly. and although that can be eventually overcome, it's easy to become disheartened and not try. those two years i was 'vol-cel' felt like that, it was so discouraging. all i wanted was to cuddle and watch tv in bed, and i was alone.
so please, leave the lovely 'keep your chin up! advice in the garbage. they're already doing that, they're trying. although your intentions are good, there are only so many times you can hear the same poo poo over and over until you become bitter. just remember that you could be an incel if your genes were diffrent.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/50j43e/as_a_nonincel_i_just_have_to_say_that_you_guys/

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
There, but for the grace of Chad, go I.

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Who What Now posted:

So what's your username on r/incels?

Yes

Yes that is what you took from this. I hope you all remain safe while abyss gazing and do not become Pick

God bless

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

Yes

Yes that is what you took from this. I hope you all remain safe while abyss gazing and do not become Pick

God bless

lol you got owned

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I've never had sex or kissed anyone or even had a particularly close relationship with anyone outside of my family :cool:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

Yes

Yes that is what you took from this. I hope you all remain safe while abyss gazing and do not become Pick

God bless

I think that's too long to be a username

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Cantaloupe posted:

I've never had sex or kissed anyone or even had a particularly close relationship with anyone outside of my family :cool:

Please stop loving your siblings.

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Who What Now posted:

I think that's too long to be a username

Blame a mod

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

mind the walrus posted:

"Girls like the roided-out Gorilla type"

/ignores that Vin Diesel is a turbonerd who literally got his D&D fanfiction made into an international film release.

Point is you can make up for a certain amount of ugliness/nerdiness/shortness (not every girl cares about height especially not enough to make it a deal breaker) by working out

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

timefly posted:

Point is you can make up for a certain amount of ugliness/nerdiness/shortness (not every girl cares about height especially not enough to make it a deal breaker) by working out

If you read the Journal of Incelology you'll find plenty of articles about how working out is a coping strategy that people use to defer the inevitable moment when they decide to LDAR. They're called gymcels.

The only solution to being an 18+-year-old virgin is expensive chin and jawline implants and leg lengthening surgery.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I hope Unholy Ghost finds this thread again. I want to know when he's gonna come beat me up for making fun of him.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
This poo poo is depressing

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

lazorexplosion posted:

Being mentally ill
This is patntly untrue, amirite fellas?! :grin:

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

I am concerned that gbs may be obsessed

With nerds who can't get laid and also with fakeposts

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Cantaloupe posted:

I've never had sex or kissed anyone or even had a particularly close relationship with anyone outside of my family :cool:

You must be a SA mod.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Accretionist posted:

This poo poo is depressing

What started as a grim life-negating thread has now become a grim life-negating leap into the void.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Bill Burr can be pretty annoying but this segment his him responding to fan mail which sounds like an incel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8hWeTlTZ5M

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

It's pretty easy to score even with very attractive women wtf is wrong with you people.


I have gray hair. And I'm old. I have eyes that makes girls go wooo so maybe that's my advantage.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

karma_coma posted:

It's pretty easy to score even with very attractive women wtf is wrong with you people.


I have gray hair. And I'm old. I have eyes that makes girls go wooo so maybe that's my advantage.

Good eyes, auto 8/10.

Sub 7 LDAR.

You good.

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Literally A Person posted:

This kept coming up in the last thread.

No, they are all really deeply closeted homo-sexuals. This is just a "functional" way for them to deal with their extremely repressed sexuality.

e: this is actually a seriouspost

I don't think this actually true for the most part

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

fruit on the bottom posted:

I don't think this actually true for the most part

They are quite literally quaking in their space boots even thinking about the vagina in it's natural habitat. These are people who have been conditioned to believe that maleness is defined by a rigid code that involves them having power over women through sexual domination (chadliness), that code is hyper-realized on the internet echo chamber and before long people who were just in the closet bend their brains backward to create excuses that still allow them to obey the code (in a semantic sense) and yet never engage in heterosexual sex or intimacy.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
They showed my class Gattaca in school and I feel like some people took the wrong message from it with regards to all this insane body nitpicking.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

sincx posted:

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't etc etc.

You can lead a female horse to water but then you have to spit in it

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004
Fascinating topic. It's like a subset of MRA/PUA who are too lazy to build their socializing stat. loving-a, man, join a book club or AA and powerlevel that poo poo.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Literally A Person posted:

They are quite literally quaking in their space boots even thinking about the vagina in it's natural habitat. These are people who have been conditioned to believe that maleness is defined by a rigid code that involves them having power over women through sexual domination (chadliness), that code is hyper-realized on the internet echo chamber and before long people who were just in the closet bend their brains backward to create excuses that still allow them to obey the code (in a semantic sense) and yet never engage in heterosexual sex or intimacy.
Or they're manchildren raised with developmental neglect and enabled by the hive mentality the internet breeds, disjointed from heterosexual norms at the earliest possible ages thanks to immediate porn access and subsequently encouraged to avoid challenging their comfort zones. From this spoiled soil and cosmic indifference springs a mentally and emotionally septic feedback loop that twists the only examples of masculinity they've ever imbibed--media representation--into a codification that they refuse to discharge because their warped minds have been conditioned to see sexual domination (chad) as an antagonistic force that their sexual sensitivity is meant to overcome. Once they realize that the world does not owe them a hero's journey with a hot girl as a trophy, and the hot girls of the world have their own lives, they rationalize the problem into being a toxic world alongside their deepening self-hatred which explodes with pathetic whimpering because their libidos reflexively fight them (and usually win).

Or they all secretly want cock. I don't know. I think if that's what they really wanted there would be way more of them sucking each other off instead of trying to build sexbots or w/e.

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lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

I Lost $2500 on a Lawyer for Posting Threats Online

Trying to cope by telling myself this is a result if being an Incel, and if I was a normie I would have blown that much money on weed and alcohol.

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