Grand Fromage posted:

Are there any more Chad comics that weren't in the last thread?

Literally A Person posted:

http://imgur.com/P562RPP

spasticColon posted:

I've brought this up before but if sex robots become a thing what will be the incel's excuse for not getting laid be then?

lazorexplosion posted:

I got tricked into going to a nightclub by the only friends I had left.

Friends birthday was happening so I guess they wanted to celebrate, but at the same time satisfy their savior complex. So they invited me to "go out to eat." Ha.

We drive to one of their houses and wait for a few more of their friends to get there. Once we leave they tell me, "Oh and btw we're going to a nightclub lol." Okay.

We go outside and they try to coordinate it where they all get in the car first, leaving me and one girl to get in last. But there's only one seat left! Everyone snickers except for me and Stacy.

They say, "Can you sit on his lap? Otherwise we can't all go." to her.

By this time my heart is pounding, I feel sick. My vision is getting spotty. I'm beginning to shake.

Stacy looks blank, not vomiting but not thrilled. She senses I'm incel. Shockingly, Stacy agrees! I figured it's because she needs her fix of Chad at the club. Stacy says, "Alright, you get in first." to me.

So I did what any irrational person would do. I turned around and walked away.

They called out to me and fumbled out of the car, but I had already broken line of sight with them.

I walked 10 miles to get home that night. It's been 2 years and I'm still haunted by it. I've not spoken to them since.

Dr. Carwash posted:

So the prime age for "women" is 16? What? Going by their own definition it means women are settling down with beta providers at the age 17+???

Literally A Person posted:

This brings up an interesting point in general. If indeed an "incel" stopped being an "incel" would the community be able to accept that. I mean, if a person had been embedded in that community for some time and was "known" to be a sub7 LDAR and got some, how could there be a rationalization that wasn't just, "women are whores" thus reinforcing the cycle of inceldom. I would figure for reasons of keeping a certain script active in their community you are totally right and most of these post-incel stories are just immediately removed.

dudeness posted:

Zil posted:

So many questions....

why is she still using a CRT?

Fartbox posted:

"I deserve a 10/10 unspoiled perfect virgin!!!!"


"why, mr incel?"


"Biology makes me want gently caress, women owe me gently caress"

Optional "I'm intelligent and loving and charming and a gentleman and I would love those stupid unintelligent whores so hard If thry let me"
-every incel ever

Hippity Hoppity posted:

Can someone explain why so many threads are just "lets talk about how autistic we are to women and revel in our self hatred" what are they trying to accomplish? (besides glamorizing their cuck fetish because of rear end in a top hat chads)

timefly posted:

Ohh nooo the doctor had to look at my genitals, I am forced to either be promiscuous or commit suicide



Deep sorrow

Evil practice

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

and there would still be drug abuse, overdoses, and black marketeering if we decriminalized drugs and treated it as a public health issue, so since it won't solve the problem to absolute perfection we should keep it illegal? mister i don't like what ur sellin'

quote:

e true bottom of the barrel incel has mastered LDAR so well that he's staring at a white wall as we speak. He hasn't showered or brushed his teeth in months, doesn't keep up with current world events, and isn't filled with anger or jealousy since all those emotions already died, he's dead inside. He doesn't even suicide because it takes too much effort.

He doesn't try looksmaxing since he's enlightened by no longer coping. It doesn't matter if he's currycel, heightcel, facecel, autismcel, all that matters is the efficiency of rotting.

The only time his neurons fire is when he smells mold under his rotting leftover food; even inanimate objects are superior to him in rotting. He scrapes the mold off the food and places it on his stomach to speed up the rotting process even though that doesn't work, but he doesn't know, he's given up on thinking since knowledge is a cope. Education is a cope.

Sometimes while eating fast food, the highlight of his life, while browsing this subreddit without a reddit account since reddit accounts are cope, he reads something that resonates with his dead heart, and he mutters "heh."

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I'd go far as to say that women, especially those with boomer parents, have it much worse

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Pretend i responded to this with four pages of every "fat gently caress thin wife" sitcom couple starting with the got danged honeymooners (animated and live action)

lazorexplosion posted:

normies praise pedofiles,yet they pedoshame us for wanting 16 year old prime femoids. They elected a pedofile president who is 24(!) years older than his wife. They also praise holywood actors such as george clooney,yet another pedofile who is 17(!) years older than his wife. Another example is Mel Gibson,the ultrapedofile who is 34(!) years older than his gf. Meanwhile most of us here are in our 20's and that means we are only 5-13 years older than the prime 16 year older femoid that we deserve,yet we are getting pedoshamed by normies in the regular just because our looks and status are low.

quote:

I embarrassed a female without even trying. All because I'm ugly.

u/incellius

I was driving around and decided to get some cope takeaway from a local restaurant. When I was standing in line there were a couple of Stacys loudly chatting behind me. They were giggling on their phones and presumably exchanging Chad's dick pics. One of the Stacys was impatient and stood very close behind me. She inadvertently touched my back several times without realizing because she was so focused on her phone.

When the waitress took my order she gave me a voucher for a "dining experience for couples". She looked at me and the Stacy who had now looked up from her phone and stood practically next to me. At first I was confused but then I realized that she thought Stacy and I were a couple. In other words: she was trolling me. She knew that we're not dating because it wouldn't have made any sense at all. Stacy immediately denied us being together and started blushing heavily. She was visibly mortified and looked so uncomfortable and disgusted. Her friend found the situation very amusing.

I can't even leave the house without being ridiculed at some point.

quote:

Women are basically living breathing liquidity

u/zielony4

Just like cash. They have value just for being alive and having that disgusting hole between their legs. When they go outside, they don't need to even bring any cash, since they are made of cash and can use pussy pass to get everywhere since betas allow it. They also use sex as a means of getting things they want. They are literally made of value without doing anything.