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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Cantaloupe posted:

I've never had sex or kissed anyone or even had a particularly close relationship with anyone outside of my family :cool:

Please stop loving your siblings.

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

lazorexplosion posted:

I want that incel rap album to be made. :pray:

Would you accept a Big Black tribute band with their album "Songs About Not loving"?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Viva Miriya posted:

why my dude chad looking like freiza

Frieza is ripped, comes from a good family, has a good job, is a go getter, and has a lot of interesting friends.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Fartbox posted:

I think Piccolo is the only dude who never gets laid in DBZ

Piccolo merges with not one but two people. He is a living threeway.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

What drugs make you fat, MSG?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I can shoot bones out of my wrists so people dont usually forget that.

Barudak
May 7, 2007


Kids experiment with them to be cool now? drat, Im missing out!

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Dark and Edgy Highlander reboot is coming together.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

a bone to pick posted:

I love the constant repeating of the term "sexpat", also glad Incels aren't a uniquely american phenomenon

Dude is most likely american, looks like poo poo. I only say that because in China some rough looking half-white dudes have seen incredible success through mechanisms like "has job" and "doesnt currently smell like a pig toilet and baijiu"

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Trust fund stage actor who only wants the hottest chicks and makes no effort to hide his disinterest in being a good partner is a dump me bingo by itsself.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Poll: Do you think that guys parents feel embarassed by him or do they love him by dulling their edges with wine and pills?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

ElGroucho posted:

Isn't "actor" just NY speak for "unemployed"?

Well his name isnt Josh Gad, so yeah.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Yo if you put a white mask over your face and show off your six pack abs there is a literally endless supply of theater people who will listen to your music of the night.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

General Dog posted:

It's better to be alone and have people wonder why you're alone than to be alone and have it be obvious why you're alone.

Facial scars and a voice like a brillo pad will do the same thing too, but doesnt require gym trips.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

Tanz der Vampire has been onstange somewhere since like 1997

I learned from this that Total Eclipse of the Heart is supposed to be a vampire love song, and frankly, its the only way I can get through that song now.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

To be fair that Jawline was so incredible his own Chad friends had to kill him.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

fruit on the bottom posted:

The three monitor setup got me to wondering: have they made hentai for the Oculus Rift yet?

Actually don't answer that, I think I'd rather not know.

...

Ok, I do, but I know I'm gonna hate the answer.

Like, literally the first thing developed for them. There are videos mocking 3d Anime dress up and Anime upskirt simulator betas from like 5-6 years ago now.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Aferisan posted:

do you know if there's a wheelchair mod for any of these simulators?

Asking for a friend.

Let me make your question skeeve you out, of course. You name a physical disability and their is an option in a simulator to add it to your waifu if not a full blown game where every waifu has that issue. Dependent neediness is the most desrible trait in an anime waifu, so why not make her physically dependent on you too?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Literally A Person posted:

Think of it as like a Ken doll. Like, put a white sweater and some shorts on him, all of sudden you've got Tennis Chad.

Ken actually comes in a variety or skin tones and body shapes now. If youve not read it the Elle article "All the Ken's You Will Meet" is worth a read both because its funny and because its basically a catalog of Chads in doll form.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

including Earring Magic Ken

That Ken is very happy with Blaine, the Ken replacement who was a surfer from california.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Oh neat, they've accidentally invented Samsara and a class heirarchy throughout the cycles of rebirth.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

TheIllestVillain posted:

their weird obsession with white women makes me wonder how significant the overlap is between incels and internet nazis

Pretty high, I assume, cause if you have one hosed up view that dominates your life it probably bleeds out to other places.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Croisquessein posted:

So what ISN'T cope, according to these maniacs?

Being Chad.

If its not obvious Calvinism and Incels have extremely similar views on predestination and the elect.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Double Determinism is the belief that not only are some inherintly chosen to be saved, some are inherintly chosen to be damned. This belief has been used for some rather repugnant rear end behavoir such as in South Africa to argue that black people are knowably predestined to be damned and therefore there is no evil in killing them. It is also 100% what Incels believe and has historically led to small death cults of those who believe themselves damned.

What separates and Incel from Calvinism is that since they dont care about a next life, they focus on stealing the Signs of the Elect from the elect. If they can kill Chad they can steal his predestined gifts by limiting womens choices to only them or if they can change the laws/break the laws they can prevent Chad from enjoying his elect position. Either way, they believe they cant be given or earn salvation, but they can steal its rewards.

You see it in their screeds too, its a real rift if they should focus on destroying chad or having solidarity with all men and thus enslave women.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

SaltyJesus posted:

So, what you're saying is that it's a self correcting problem?

Death Cults dont always, or even usually, focus on killing themselves first.

Im genuinely just happy most of these dudes are vehemently anti-religion and only speak English for now because they are like the ripest pickings on the planet for recruitment to some truly miserable causes.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

I have a hunch that a large number of incels post on deviantart. There just seems to be an unreasonably large amount of material dedicated to humiliation and punishment fantasies involving women for some reason.

According to pornhub data, users identified as womrn are fairly large consumers of degredation pornography, much like they as a group disporportionately view gangbang pornography.

I dont have a point here, Im just sharing data I had to look at for my job.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

LanceHunter posted:

Not really, but we definitely need to figure out a way to better integrate it into our culture. If we can ever come up with a simple and effective test for emotional intelligence, we need to immediately put all internet porn behind it.

Like, you load up PornHub or something and instead of seeing "Are You 18? Yes/No", you see "You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?"

Tortoise is a convicted child molester whose first words on leaving Prison were "and Ill do it again and again until you kill me" and letting him die here gets me out of legal accountability for his death.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Aferisan posted:

I wonder what an incel would say if you determined his virginity was because of the alignment of the spheres at his birth.

I believe Venus not being in their house is the issue itself.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Men disporportionately view bbw porn versus reported dating preferences, so i think top guy may just be a liar that everybody sees through.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

bloom posted:

The only woman who can feel true, pure, incel-approved love is an anime wearing a burqa.

Korea invented that, its called a Jangot

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Elsa posted:

as in "locked"?

Korean writings up until something ridiculous like the 1800s would comment that an extremely popular passtime for upper class women was an insanely dangerous seesaw contraption because when at the peak of height they could actually see over the walls of the homes they were kept in to see the outside world for at least a brief moment.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

fruit on the bottom posted:

Big retarded bears in black and white that don't gently caress.

They're raccoons with depression.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Fruit on the bottom, its ok I irrationally hate pandas too.

Did you know of the several thousand species of bamboo, they eat only a dozen or so and all of those species are the only bamboo species to have random mass die offs. This process typically kills the pandas living in that area, but we now import new bamboo from other areas to feed them for reasons that elude me because Ive heard they arent even tasty.

Barudak
May 7, 2007


Sounds like youhad a big role molding him into the man he is today and you should be proud of your accomplishments.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I would assuredly be dead.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

soy posted:

For the record, I have pissed on multiple women. Not sure why they wanted this but not gonna pass up that kinda opportunity.

I feel like, mechanically, this should be difficult but hey Im not a doctor of guynatomy.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

School Nickname posted:

I think acknowledging the existence of Chaddettes would make these guys shoot up a mall pretty quick.

Are those women who make men kiss each other?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Serious question if your worldview is that sex (with a sufficiently attractive and virginal woman) is the only validation that can give your life meaning and there is no way you can ever moderate your expectations or improve yourself enough to get it, why not murk yourself?

Because like most people ready to be radicalized doing bodily harm to others holds less revulsion than harm to themselves.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

chumbler posted:

The internet and sex segregated schools, for a start.

But mainly the internet.

Sex segregated schools really gently caress up dudes, but apparently its really good for girls so I guess sacrifices need to be made.

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Who What Now posted:

Teleportation within the next hour.

Time-travel yesterday

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