lazorexplosion posted:

"Do you jerk off on a daily basis?"

NoFap posted:

Nofap became normal for me. I dont even think about it anymore. Barely any urges, my body knows that there is no need for them, because they will anyway not be taken care of. Once in a while a wet dream.

During day, very rarely any boner. In my mind, I am horny, but my body adapted to hard mode and does not give me urges anymore. Sounds like Flatlining, but gently caress me, I then would be flatlining for the last 60 days.

So what does this hard mode and poo poo all do for me:

- well first of all, it saves me some loving time.
- second, i want to punsh people right into the face all the time non-stop.
- if people stare at me, i will stare back, until they back down. I stare at all girls right into their eyes, until they look away (I did not do that before). Pervert-style
- I envy people who have sex. Even though I dont feel any physical desire. Just my mind tells me, that I also deserve to gently caress. A lot!!!
- I can jerk off without even touching my cock. (did not try it during this streak (feels a bit like cheating), but on a previous one i did). It is fairly simple: when i finally have a moment again where i feel quite horny, i close my eyes, focus all my energy on the penis area, and hell yeah, I can jerk off without ever touching my penis. -
- Makes you feel awesome, knowing that you are probably the 0.1% of men who can do this
- I am definitely more aggressive (you can tell by my way of writing)
- My tits hurted so bad. the right one first for 2 weeks. then the left one! now finally back to normal. what kind of poo poo was that?!
- I loving look down on all the other men, those pussies who have to masturbate all the time, and who are slaves of their own loving urges.
- One day i will loving explode. I can feel that something inside of me is building up for 93 days. It is an energy which i cannot tap in consciously but i can feel that it is there. and if one day some event triggers it to come out, it wont be a happy ending for me or others
- I feel like a predator, whose only chains are his conscious and logical thinking and desire of not going into prison

NoFap posted:

Normally, I hate talking to my mom over the phone. Don't get me wrong - I have a great relationship with her, and love her more than anyone else I know. I've just always gotten irritated talking to her on the phone, since I first went off to college. Because of this, I would only give her one-word replies and answers, and calling her became more of a chore than something I enjoyed doing.
Today, for the first time in a while, I had a nice conversation with her that I actually enjoyed, and I could tell she did too. We joked, laughed, and I felt different - I was fully engaged and invested in our conversation. NoFap has helped me find joy in the smaller parts of life, and I can't wait to see what else is in store. Here's to never fapping again!

NoFap posted:

Female coworkers find me funnier now and more interesting for some reason. They suddenly laugh with me and stare me deep down my eyes for some reason. Do they know that I do nofap? Can females sense how my sexual energy is transmuting towards other activities?
I'm on day 9 and I used to Pmo three times a day before 6-7 years in a row.

NoFap posted:

I fap almost daily since I was 14. I am 29 now.

A few days ago I fapped but stopped before cumming because I was bored. Then I slept.

After I woke up I used the computer and noticed that I was seeing around the lenses of my eyeglasses much more than what I used to see. It bothered me and I had to take my eyeglasses out. My field of vision was enlarged.

Didn't the ancients say that fapping weakened eyesight? I had good eyesight until my mid teens then I developed myopia in one eye and astigmatism in the other after a few years of fapping.

This is my second day of no fap and my field of vision is still enlarged.

Literally A Person posted:

BrigadierSensible posted:

Give me things, and I MIGHT let you gently caress my sister, you loving normie.

green chicken feet posted:

This must have been made by an actual incel who got sick of seeing these comics.

incel posted:

Going to any other sub with /r/incels in your post history

Shanghaied posted:

Shanghaied posted:

quote:

Incels should get sexy therapists that sleep with them

Guy Mann posted:

Omega Virgin Revolt

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Women Think That Gazpacho Is Creepy

Yesterday, I was out getting lunch that recently added gazpacho, a cold Spanish tomato soup, to their menu. I overheard two women ahead of me in line talking about the new gazpacho. One of the women asks the other what gazpacho is. The other woman says that it’s like salsa that you drink. The first woman says that gazpacho is creepy. The second woman agreed. After that I made sure to get some gazpacho with my lunch because I was not going to let women ruin gazpacho especially by calling gazpacho creepy.

I have been saying for a long time that women calling men creepy is bullshit. However, this proves it. Women are willing to call traditional Spanish cuisine creepy which is complete rubbish by itself. If a soup can be creepy, than any man being called creepy is meaningless.

du -hast posted:

I'm only a few pages into this thread but I guess I have a really dumb question, that I'm sure will trigger some anger but:

Why not just go to whores? Like if you're so hosed up you can't get laid, at all, why not get a prostitute? That's what they're there for. I mean their job is literally to solve this issue.

Most prostitutes that I've met (tho never used) don't care how much of a dweeb you are - $50 is $50.

It just baffles me that people like Eliot Roger and these people on reddit do not understand that there is a simple, quick, and easy solution to this issue.

Not being able to get laid is literally a non-existent issue unless you live in Saudi Arabia. You can litearally find a prostitue that meets your fantasies and gently caress said woman within an hour.