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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > /r/Incels: Japan is far ahead of us in incel science
 
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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

triwolf posted:

A few iterations of this thread ago someone asked if there are ever gay incels. This one, writer Caleb Luna, is probably more properly a vocel since they have engaged in relationships but rarely find a partner woke enough to handle their extremely long-winded diatribes on how everyone is looking at them funny and how awful it is seeing happy queer couples in public.


Low self esteem: check


Bemoaning the existence of gay Chads: check


Normies giving dirty looks and psychic judgement: check


Sour grapes rejection of romantic love with bonus intersectional post-feminist critical thought: check and check!

Like incels, Caleb fantasizes about a fairer distribution of sex but instead of the state handing out Stacys they prefer a more Marxist distribution of Chads so that everyone has access to the means of (sex) production.
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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
The surprise club adventure story made me physically recoil from my phone. Was the last thread full of that kind of thing? What is this strange surge of confidence borne from revulsion?

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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Literally A Person posted:

This kept coming up in the last thread.

No, they are all really deeply closeted homo-sexuals. This is just a "functional" way for them to deal with their extremely repressed sexuality.

e: this is actually a seriouspost

Someone should really let them know that guys are huge sluts for all types

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