/r/Incels: Japan is far ahead of us in incel science

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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

This popped up in my Facebook feed today.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 02:33

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:41

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

that's right, if we'd played our cards right we could all be in a weird little cult working with wood (no euphemism) as manly men while little women churn butter. what a utopia. and i'd finally be able to grow a beard.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 22:54

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

"ugh, riding the bus with poor people and degenerates" says the guy who relies on his parents for transportation and jerks off in public.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 03:47

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 05:58

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

you can tell this is an authentic females manuscript because of the background that looks like a grandma's bathroom.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 05:59

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

green chicken feet posted:

Women get jealous, too, and most of them want a man who will be devoted to them. Lots of unpleasant drama ensues when a guy thinks he can get away with having multiple girlfriends. Is this man-sharing idea coming from porn or something?

I think you'll find that women don't have the emotional capacity for anything beyond sham feelings designed to manipulate men; and, furthermore, yes.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 12:34

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

ugh, incels are hiding beneath their subreddit sheets and crying themselves to sleep again.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 00:58

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Ludicro posted:

Rare footage of a cervix in action.

This only happens if you diddle the pussy enough

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 22:36

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Not even if the programmer doesn't love you?

# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 05:05

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Why not just kill incels and harvest their organs? This has the all same benefits except we don't have to keep thousands of corpses on display for gross nerds.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 14:09

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Shanghaied posted:

quote:
I considered having sex with a dog cadaver that died outside my window but sadly the janitor threw it away before I could go out and get it at night.

I'm just requoting this because :drat:

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 23:05

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

ReidRansom posted:

What's sadder is that it looks like it's not even just 20 year olds. I swear reading through this thread there have been kids 16 and younger. Like, dude, you're not even fully grown yet and most of your peers are lying at that age if they're bragging about their romantic exploits. Some of these kids are giving up and writing themselves off as eternal losers before they even start and won't be convinced otherwise. And like, what do you do about that? The internet has made these people.

Media plays a huge part in that. I remember I thought I was 'behind' at the age of 17 and that was entirely because while at school my peers dating seemed to just be them hanging out together during lunch, movies and television were showing me that there was no line between that kind of dating and getting drunk at a party and banging. The reality is that some of them may have, but probably for most it was just like second-base before they broke up and started hanging out with someone else. The reality I had in my head of what everyone else was doing when I didn't see them was that of American teen movies so even if my friends did lie to make themselves seem more experienced I would've just thought they were downplaying what actually happened for my benefit. That was all pre-internet too.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 22:58

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Oh yeah, the internet is what has allowed it to metastasize inside their brains for sure. I just meant that at that young age it's less what their peers are lying about doing and more a passive digestion of stories about their age group without having the life experience to recognise them as the nostalgic fantasies of an old person rather than a representation of what youth should be like. Although now there's probably on top of that an active digestion of the lies of strangers and hardcore pornography on the internet.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 00:57

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

that Watchman one is so on point - they only made one mistake: an incel can't have strong wrists.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 01:00

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I like that he somewhat understands the likelihood of literally making GBS threads himself to death but thinks that a soldier is some combination policeman/templar/knight rather than just being some lovely peasant pulled into the castle to live in bunks with other men and taught how to stand in formation with a big stick.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 10:09

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

All of this is the best, but this is the best of the best.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6sn2vu/rtinder_is_seeing_the_blackpill_to_the_top/

https://np.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/6slt38/guy_pretends_to_be_a_child_molester_on_tinder_to/

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 08:21

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Meme Emulator posted:

Thats an insane vampire who is locked up in the basement because she kills everything she touches

Oh, I wasn't aware we had another incel in the thread.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 22:28

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

You forgot to mention how ugly he was.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 09:51

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I had to google SMV. SMH.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 23:16

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

It's like the old saying.

You can't carry AD and use it too.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 00:35

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Khazar-khum posted:

I wonder if there's a common factor to incel upbringing that breaks them so badly.

Not having sex :downsrim:

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 03:37

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

chumbler posted:

I recommend against listening to the f plus episode about real dolls (or plush toys). I made that mistake and I don't think I'm going to feel good for a long time.

Their one on incels was so feel bad that they've said they're never going to do another one on that subject.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 05:13

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

green chicken feet posted:

What's the rationale behind this? (As if I should expect incels to have a rational thought...) Is it because redpillers haven't given up 100% on the idea they can win vs. the perceived enemy?

I feel like redpillers are guys who want to be Chads and think that being assholes to women will achieve this. Blackpillers/incels have given up on any tactic that doesn't involve legalizing rape.

There are only two grades of person beyond incel: chad and cuck. By process of elimination, redpillers are cucks.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 11:53

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

ReidRansom posted:

You're in luck, that dude has been all doxxed to hell. Would it surprise you to learn that he stands at a stately 5'02"? Yes, 5'02'. 64 inches. 162 cm. Dude is minuscule.

This is the heightcel of schadenfreude.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 19:14

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

lazorexplosion posted:

If a female treats u as equal or is comfortable around you she sees u as unattractive beta

I've noticed this though my life . If a female is comfortable around u, she is not physically attracted to you. Females are never comfortable around Chad , cus they are afraid if they do something wrong he will bail. But not the normie though, she can be comfortable , not put effort at all and sees u as equal cus she doesn't care if u get offended or don't like something. She has more smv than you so nothing lost even if u choose to leave. Jfl at all the cucks who claim to have an equal relationship, meanwhile with Chad the female has to put all the effort.

How can they be afraid Chad will bail on them when Chad bangs whoever he wants 24/7 anyway and :females:

can open their legs and instantly receive a new Chad with no effort at all? It's almost as if this whole world view is assembled ad hoc to support any existing prejudices and issues an individual may have without regard for internal consistency.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 02:33

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Palpek posted:

Somebody should explain to incels that dating/courtship is an actual thing like any other complex human domain with its own abilities and quirks. People actually enjoy it not being easy and straightforward, the challenge is a big part of it. I don't know, somebody spell it out using comparisons to video games or something so that they can relate.

What I'm saying is that just because Chad makes it look effortless it doesn't mean it is especially when the observer is a some social outcast that misses 90% of what's actually going on.

A group of blind men heard that a strange creature had been brought to the town, but none were aware of what it was. Out of curiosity they went to inspect it. The first put out his hand and touched the leg and said "this is a gymcel", the second put his hand on its side and said "this is a fatcel", the third put his hand on the ear and said "this is a roastie", and the fourth put his hand on the elephant's trunk and began to cry, "oh great, another Chad".

# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 00:31

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

There's nothing wrong with choosing to be alone, but you're never too old to start looking and there is something wrong with just giving up trying to build the life you want because it takes more than a minimal effort.

If anything, things get even easier as you get older as people become more settled into their life and are just happy to tick off a box that says "not a oval office to be around", to the point where if you live into your mid-80s you can just move into a retirement village and essentially pretend you're in an anime harem. The problem most men will run into though is you really do need to just stop being a oval office to be around.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 02:23

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

hyphz posted:

(Also, I wonder if that poster's a parody. "Commit sudoku"?)

It has a quote from Jessica Niggertits on it.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 00:03

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 05:36

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Adam the first and ultimate beta provider, cucked by the serpent of lies.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 06:12

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I disagree. In Genesis, Cain kills Abel because he feels like it then God says "wow, nobody gently caress with this dude" and Cain goes off and bangs his wife so hard that some fruitcakes believe he permanently bruised his children. Abel is the incel who was trying to bribe God into letting him marry his sister.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 09:39

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Eh, he's no Bob Flanagan.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 10:45

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Yeah, ladies are already pretty okay replacing dicks with hunks of metal and plastic and have been since basically the discovery of those materials.

chumbler posted:

I wonder now what they think about matrilineal societies and studies showing that girls raised in them perform equally or better on various tests than boys, if I'm remembering correctly.

But I also probably already know the answer.

I think you mean that abused and cucked men performed as poorly as women :smugissar:

# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 03:51

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Please stop talking about the contradictory message on persuasion. Rape is rape.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 21:34

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

You've presented two different scenarios with two different assignments of "responsibility" and decided there must be one objective answer that covers both but reject any answer that unifies both answers as incompatible because there is no shared action to demonstrate it. The true answer is that no one person in your given scenario is responsible for all possible outcomes of two individual decision making processes and sets of actions taking place within what you present as a single event but actually exists as a series of events from at least four different perspectives (buyer, seller, financier, dealership) stretched across a significant amount of time (day of purchase, week of review, months/years of payments). You've reduced the irreducible and declared that nobody can outrun a tortoise.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 22:30

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

hyphz posted:

Cool. But now think about that from the POV of an incel - a reasonable one, not a warped one. Everyone is pointing out to them that they are responsible for being unattractive to women (or indeed men).

In every single example posted to this forum or to r/incels there are clear signs that it is factors to do with them that is responsible for their issues - whether it's as clear as the simple fact that they get off on being so smelly other people are physically repulsed by their presence, a subtextual nastiness that runs through their posts that shows their real character below their description of what they imagine is perfect mimicry of a normie, or simply the fact that they are literally incapable of social interactions so scream and run away from women obviously trying to get to know them. They are responsible for being alone, regardless of whether or not you factor in another person's free will. Just subscribing to r/incels alone is mortar in the different prisons they've built for themselves.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 00:07

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Their only enemy is themselves.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 23:33

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

chumbler posted:

Of course Chads, the objects of incel desire, have swastika tattoos.

I think it's explicitly a reference to their idiot black pill tindr thing.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 05:06

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Talk gospel about reality.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 04:41

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:41

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

My Linux Rig posted:

Rofl when you're too lazy to kill yourself then I guess it really is over

Nah, I spent a year or so like that and still managed to hit it off with a girl.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 21:16

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