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chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

spasticColon posted:

I've brought this up before but if sex robots become a thing what will be the incel's excuse for not getting laid be then?

Can't afford them.

Or wait, if they're standardized models then it's like they're still being cucked by the Chads who bought the same model.

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chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Not exactly incels, but if you want to scream internally forever, listen to the F Plus episode about people with real dolls.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Having social anxiety may not be a choice, but they are choosing not to do anything about it.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Julius CSAR posted:

Like I've got tons of anxiety issues and I have trouble talking to girls because of that, but I still manage to have a social life and go on dates? What the gently caress is wrong with these idiots?

Crab bucket, and they've so defined themselves by this assumed identity that they don't want to do anything that would break it.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

fruit on the bottom posted:

I believe that incels can be saved.

Unlucky/clueless dudes can be saved before becoming incels, but once they've turned the only ones who can save them are themselves.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Hobologist posted:

She wants a monitor that only Chads can carry to weed out the weaker betas.

I don't know, if you can carry a printer you can probably carry a CRT.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

The fascination with bone structure is still hilarious to me because that's like #1 on the list of poo poo normal people don't even notice about other people.

chumbler fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Jun 26, 2017

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

What they don't realize is that it's actually tibia-fibula gap that matters.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Daily reminder that incels don't actually want to have sex.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Hobologist posted:

When he's 38 and still looks like that while Chad's face is sliding off his cheekbones, he won't be complaining.

I dont think you really understand incels.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

I probably have a lonelier and more isolated life than these guys do (and I don't blame anyone else for it), and I still feel less pathetic than they are.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

lazorexplosion posted:

Theory: Inceldom is a purgatory caused by previous mistakes in human history

This is hell. You will see why if you read

In a normal human society genetic mutation allows some humans to be more attractive than others although things such as inbreeding undesirable humans are created.

This wasnt so much of a big deal when women had less rights as men could still some way to breed with working. However, orthodontics and pollution causing mouth breathing occuring at the SAME TIME as feminism and women gaining more rights meaning 95/5 is in full force in western society. (95 percent of female looking to gently caress the top 5 percent of males so good looking men famous rich). Also women rely more on their body and can use makeup and they dont require sex to be happy

This is why your nights are hopeless and you always have that longing idea life is meaningless this is truely a hell caused by a flawed human history, such as inbreeding pollution orthodontics and feminist movements.

If you asked me I truely believe we have it worse then any famine or genocide because we are excluded from basic human needs. Here is why, sex and affection is as needed as FOOD and drink but it wont kill you without it you may just

lose your mind

But it can't be hell if it's purgatory.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010


Wait, there are varying degrees of being cucked? I assumed it was kind of a binary.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010


Maybe I'm weird, but I think it's probably fine if some people aren't desirable, and the problem only arises if they define their entire self worth around that, in which case it's still their own fault. But I guess by the logic in that post I'm headed for either being gay, transgender, or in the grave.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Pththya-lyi posted:

What floors me is that half of these are basically "A pretty girl flirted with me and I rejected her." I'm sure it's because they're psyching themselves out, but how can you believe that you're hopelessly undesirable to the opposite sex when members of the opposite sex express a desire for you? :psyduck:

Recall the old Groucho Marx line about not wanting to be in any club that would accept him as a member.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

I am glad that in the modern world in a developed country I am not at significant risk of making GBS threads to death.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Breetai posted:

Absolutely zero self-awareness about using a speech from a character who has just had an inner awakening and developed empathy for others and an affinity for life. It's amazing.

I thought it was supposed to be that he already had that and that his life had inherent value and the point was others refusing to recognize it, but then it's been quite a while since I watched it.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Sand Dan posted:

One time I got kicked in the balls by one of my drunk buddies and I had to go to the dick doctor and he was a bald Indian man and he was like a hitman in a movie he was so god drat professional about it. Lesson learned: If you're 17 and you're hanging out with people who get drunk and beat you up they're not really your friends, and if you're scared about your balls, see a doctor.

Balls have a very weird and dumb reaction to being lightly damaged.

And that sure is a post to start a page with.

chumbler fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Jul 9, 2017

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Ballcels

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Zil posted:

Taken from the Bitcoin thread:

Homeboy just wants to see some dicks.

Though what is the DNM community? I can't keep up with all the acronyms.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

lazorexplosion posted:

Two inches = life
Every 5'11 incel sub-human out there would live a completely different existence if you had two more inches to your height. Jobs, dating, everything would be easier. You would appear more trustworthy, more masculine, more likely to kick rear end.

I wish I had their ability to perceive small height differences. I, like most normal people, can really only sort into taller than me, roughly my height, shorter than me, and literally a child.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

green chicken feet posted:

I think they're also envious that it's socially acceptable for women to wear makeup. Like it gives women an unfair advantage in looking good compared to men. Of course, they're oblivious to the disadvantages.

They probably envy women being able to wear high heels as well.

To some extent the whole body positivity idea (which has its own problems of different unrealistic expectations) doesn't tend to talk much about men. There are absolutely valid reasons for that, but it's not good to ignore that men can also have body image issues, just coming from way fewer sources. I forget how I was intending to relate that to your post.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Imagined posted:

How about you just treat women like human beings and be polite and have a little confidence in yourself. Crazy idea.

What do I look like to you, a Chad?!?

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Glenn Quebec posted:

What's the difference between a sugarbaby and a prostitute ? From what I gleamed it's the same thing

I guess it's like having a prostitute on retainer.

Or is that fin dom?

chumbler fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Jul 14, 2017

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Literally A Person posted:



Incel's just can't compete.

But what is his canthal tilt?

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Literally A Person posted:

From now on I'm going to hug the people at the urinal beside me while I piss all over the floor. Live life, bitches!

Perhaps the world would be a better place if everyone showed such camaraderie.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

darth_pizza posted:

oh yeah, man. women do be remembring poo poo *crowd laughs* like dudes, you ever do something so stupid? right? you doin stupid poo poo and she's just takin notes *audience howls* "mmm hmmm, lemme see, on August 12th you said that detergent was, and i quote 'laundry sauce'" *audience can't contain itself and begins rolling on the floor* goddamn laundry sauce. i can't be expected to be remembering NAMES of poo poo. drat.

thanks for coming out tonight, you've been great, tip your waitress

I am going to start calling detergent laundry sauce now.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Literally A Person posted:

Chad doesn't use detergent like some loving cuck 3/10. He sprays his laundry sauce all over the loving machine while banging stacii and pounding brews

Come on dude, learn the lore. Chad's sweat is a natural detergent so he never needs to wash his clothes.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Imagined posted:

We should be so lucky to have Japan's incels: "kind and gentle men who, without being bound by manliness, do not pursue romantic relationships voraciously and have no aptitude for being hurt or hurting others."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbivore_men

Apparently they are pretty fashionable and it sounds like they don't have the terrible opinions and world view of American incels, so it's kind of weird to see "possible causes" in that page like they're some sort of disease.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

vortmax posted:

I go to events by myself all the time. I ask friends if they want to go, and it's great if they do, but I'm going either way. It felt kind of weird at first, soon enough though it was fine. Hell, I just drove to Memphis last week to see a show by myself and I had a great time. These guys could start small, going to a movie alone. Sit in the back, and in the dark nobody will even know you're there, much less alone. But we know for them it's more about being the victim than actually improving anything.

That last bit is certainly true, but the hard part about going to something alone is that if you already feel isolated and alone, being isolated and alone in public can amplify that. That of course has little to do with incels' problem that they don't want to solve, though. Especially when they are trying to cultivate a stench of weeks without showering.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Baronjutter posted:

How are people not talking with or interacting with ladies on a regular basis? It seems like they'd have to jump through hoops and structure their lives in very difficult ways. But I can see it being possible for weirdos.
-You don't interact with female sales staff because you buy everything online and are a shut-in.
-You don't have women in your social circle because you don't have a social circle.
-You don't have female co-workers because you don't work.
-Your internet "social life" is r/incels so once again no women.

They might be not counting interactions with sales staff or work related things. And depending on their job they may still have limited interaction with women there.

More realistically, they are unemployed, never leave the house, and their mom buys all their food.

chumbler fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jul 18, 2017

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

What happens if a Chad acknowledges an incel? Can Chad validation be harvested?

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

lazorexplosion posted:

The combination they have of blindingly obvious mentally illness and total and complete hatred for anything that might help deal with mental illness sure is something. They'll get so miserable they'll literally cry themselves to sleep at night but they'll still adamantly hate the idea of getting any professional help. They have incredible dedication to reinforcing their own failure.

There are very weird people who go to therapy with the intent of making it not work just so they can say they were right. And that's setting aside the ones who pride themselves on "breaking" therapists.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Meme Emulator posted:

Being alone drives you a little crazy. Im a shut in but i internalized all these bad feelings that got generated as a result of being alone so I just became intensely self loathing instead of directing it outwards towards Stacys and Chads.

Yeah that's how it works for me as well.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Imagined posted:

How do you reach adulthood in a western country without having enough contact with women to realize they're just as human as you are and have the same wants and needs.

The internet and sex segregated schools, for a start.

But mainly the internet.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Barudak posted:

Sex segregated schools really gently caress up dudes, but apparently its really good for girls so I guess sacrifices need to be made.

Yeah probably mostly a net gain, unless they're religious schools. But really there's probably no way to make high not gently caress up at least some people.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Incels are not HP fans btw because of who it's written by. And also presumably its themes about how being an insufferable rear end in a top hat is a bad thing.

But the most insufferable rear end in a top hat is the hero. That being said, Harry Potter is a total Chad.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010


Another one for the "poo poo that never happened" pile.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

i like that posted:

I'm not much of a porn watcher. Is piss play that common in mainstream stuff for incels to think that's what typical sex is like? Or is this some sort of psychological defense (women don't want love and kindness, it's their nature to desire be brutalized by alphas despite what they say etc). I thought it belonged in a fetish category.

You're asking whether the poo poo incels think reflects reality here.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Who What Now posted:

Cars being able to do simple tasks in controlled environments is waaaaaay different beast than long-haul trucking, son.

Yeah but there won't be any real safety regulations and nobody's going to give a poo poo if a few thousand or however many people a year are killed by autonomous trucks.

Also the initial human monitor drivers during initial implementation will totally be eating pay cuts.

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chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Tiny houses are kinda cool from a design perspective but like hell I'd live in one.

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