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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Now that is just preposterous coolguye

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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That's a good idea, but that girl looks way too old and to 3D to be a waifu imo

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Brother Entropy posted:

waifu costume should be a pillow case with a picture of herself on it

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Be the change you wanna see in the world coolguye, believe in your bald pate.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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bit noodly for a chad

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Pick posted:

no the stranger is ultimately able to convince them he is entitled to rape an 8 year old, What Do You Do

I mean if the stranger is persuasive enough to convince me he's allowed to rape children, I'm probably already part of his cult.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Turtlicious posted:

Just like... Be happy lol.

If only :smith:

I really can understand how depression makes you hate even small insignificant things about yourself, but I don't understand how you bridge the gap to making it women's fault. I guess it's a good thing that idgi.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Haha that's amazing.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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How does she have no idea of sex but calls herself cum slut?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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I'm at -1 so I'm a lesser beta apparently. Tho a lot of question didn't really have any answers that applied to me. Which is a good thing imo.

Also :lol: at knowing your IQ.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Haha, you should look at the other articles on that blog, they are great


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An alpha male charmer like Trump charms men as well as women. Women are aroused, men are admiring.

PS The mental patients at Very Fake News CNN edited out this part of the video clip so they could rant insanely about Trump the rube violating international protocol and killing innocent koi. Does a day go by when CNN isn’t deliberately altering or editing video to pass off a lie as the truth? Very Fake News doesn’t adequately describe CNN’s sins. Maybe it should be renamed to Very Butthurt CNN. And then blown the gently caress out and its cable license rescinded.

Frankly, I’m disappointed that Trump dumped his koi food after Abe dumped his own food. I was really stoked that Trump went full blown chad on the nips and mega-triggered a bunch of fish-ophile shitlib weirdos who are tired of losing and need any weak sauce anti-Trump angle to keep from suiciding.


Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Women are being misled by the Globohomo Mendacity Machine and Grrlpower Cuntsortium into delusions about the time left on their fertility clocks.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Watch and learn. Trump negs the poo poo out of the gaystream media and comes off charming as a mf while doing it. GAME RECOGNIZED

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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If you really want to mindfuck an urbanness girlie and instill the Good Lord’s dread, after banging her out Saturday night, wake up early Sunday, get dressed, and tell her you’re going to Church. She won’t be able to stop texting you for the rest of the day.

If your local church is a cucky cheese, make a detour for the nearest pool hall.

Bonus God Game routine: After dressing in your Sunday best, kneel at the foot of your bed while she’s still in it half-asleep, wondering if you’re for real, and pray, “Dear Lord, wash the taint of carnal sin from me, and spare this woman your divine retribution. Show mercy on your wayward flock. Amen….Oh darlin’ there’s leftover pot roast in the fridge if you get hungry later.”

Why does this work?

Chicks dig the jerk with a heart of gold. (Bust expectations to crest poon vibrations.)

The bigger reason is that sheilas get all confuse’d-like and tingly when their man ignores them for a higher purpose.


Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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My oh my, the ¡SCIENCE! is sweet this week. I’ll never tire of ¡SCIENCE! (the preferred authority of libshits) fluffing my ego knob to an enthusiastic *preen*. SCIENCE is why I love assaulting HARHAR INBRED HILLBILLY liberal virtue masturbating snobs with the 100% TRUEFACT that the most inbred races in the world are the Semitics.

Now it is revealed by an unbiased AI that physiognomy — the facial features of a person as indicative of that person’s character — is real. A study used a machine learning algorithm (proto-AI) to determine if criminals could be identified by their faces from a random population sample, and the AI awkwardly noticed a very uncomfortable fact about human physiognomy.


Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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The Thousand Cock Stare is the vacant crazy-eyed unhinged look that women get when they’ve slutted it up too much and the cavalry of cockas have left psychic scars. It’s a dead womb walking sheen of the eyes that is similar in soul-skinning affect to the “thousand-yard stare” that soldiers manifest when they’ve spent too much time in the charnel fields.

Thankfully, there’s a beautiful inverse of the thousand cock stare that alights on lovely women who’ve devoted their hearts and parts to one man. That is the “thousand tingle ogle”. Any man who has seduced a woman to reckless love knows that look. It’s the look that is at once arousing and comforting to a man, for it says simultaneously, “she will gobble my knob, and no one else’s”. It’s the eyes of a woman who has wedded her lust to her love. Powerful stuff.

A perfect instance of the thousand tingle ogle was caught on camera after a major election win for the forces of Goodness and Whiteness. Count the tingles arcing across the insufferable void between them as pro-nationalist Austrian wünderkind Sebastian Kurz is admired by his girlfriend:

Trump gets that look from women a lot, too. It’s the ocular equivalent of “I’ll let him grab me by the pussy when we get home”.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Yeah I skipped over the longer posts but it's a smorgasbord of racism, misogyny, conspiracy theory and edginess.

A last one for the road


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A reader asks,

What about beating the poo poo out of her?

Scoundrels would argue that’s an option for a more enlightened age in the past. But we’ve regressed as a society, so the best move is to move on, and leave her to suffer the fallout by herself.

Another reader suggests the playa protocol (aka the “I don’t give a poo poo about her feelings anymore” full throttle pump and dump alternative),

Ah might I suggest banging her sister or best friend? Takes some good frame control to be sure but it is one way to do it…or for the hardcore men her mother.

Make lemonade out of sour pussies.

Banging another woman within the social orbit of your cheating ho is the MOAB of Dread Game. You drop that explosive load and you’ll wipe the patronizing smirk right offa dat ho’s mug.


Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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I lied.

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Penises are like the story of Goldicocks and the Three Bears.

Big Black Bear’s cock is sexy but uncivilized. It tears Goldicocks up, leaving her a quivering mass of orgasmic release and STDs.

Androgynous Asian Bear’s cock is unstimulating but loyal. It barely makes a dent in Goldicocks’ cavernous vagina, but it sticks around to see the kids (aka “grays”) through 35 years of post-graduate schooling, and eventually goes on to rule the world with their half-asian bear, half-jewish home invader progeny.

Wan and Woolly White Bear’s cock is juuuuust right. Sexy enough for Goldicocks to feel like her cave is properly explored, but included with some safety gear and a home mortgage.

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Anyhow, my take on this issue is that there are many ways to skin this kitty, among them:

1. Reverse psychology.

“No, don’t send erotic pics of yourself. It won’t get you anywhere with me.”

2. Encouragement neg.

“I’m not sure you’re right for sex pics. Only certain girls can pull it off. You don’t seem the type.” (The vaguer your implied reason, the better.)

3. Unreconstructed rear end in a top hat game.

“tits or gtfo” (note alluring lack of punctuation)

4. Casually aloof rear end in a top hat game.

“It’d be cool to see your tits.” (Be cognizant that she will likely reply with indignation, and that you should be prepared to expect it and brush it off.)

5. Let’s you and her fight game.

“drat, Ella just sent me a pic of her boobs. So many girls doing this now. It’s crazy.” (bonus preselection game!)

6. Idea implantation game.

“You ever send someone nude pics of yourself? I did once to a girl, and it accidentally went to my Mom. I think she was proud.”

7. Reverse Psychology II.

“I’m glad you’re not one of those girls who sends nude pics of herself. You don’t need that excitement.”

8. Feeding the female narcissist game.

“You look like you have a figure for photos. Have you ever modeled in the nude?” (be careful with this tactic, as it can easily cross the line to transparency.)

9. Non-judgmentalism/No Big Deal game.

“If you sent a nude pic I wouldn’t even be surprised. Girls send them all the time now. It’s nothing.”

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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The point of the Israeli hotties, isn’t “porn” but that beautiful women boost fecundity. This is obvious but defies conventional analysis. The Left understands that ugliness depresses white fecundity and encourages white women to defile their appearance.

https://identitydixie.com/2017/04/18/moldylocks-trashy-villain-tragic-victim/

Certain countries favor beauty. It appears to be a side-effect of a martial/nationalist culture. Sparta and Nazi Germany favored beauty. Sparta was said to have the beautiful women in the world (Who, like Israeli women, had martial training).

France, Brazil, Venezuela, Brazil, Columbia, Israel still seem to prize female beauty. Everywhere else in the West, ugliness is cherished. A healthy nationalist culture views the beauty of its women as part of its national identity. Give the lads something to fight and die for. Israeli army girls perfectly embody this.

Israeli’s won their independence in Messerschmitts. Israeli tank commanders perfectly applied Guderian’s tactics if Hitler wasn’t so stupid as to hold them back, again, and again, and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. The Israeli commando culture harkens back to Nazi commandos. Many early Israeli parties featured the faces symbol. Israel was secretly the strongest ally of South Africa and Rhodesia. Vlaams Belang/ Dutch right wing are tight with Israel. Israel’s history, oddly, is interlinked with White Supremacy. Intuitively, this makes much sense as Israel is existentially an apartheid/ethno state as well. OFC, US Jews are not going to get this. You can get pissed at the hypocrisy, but this is just too mindblowing for a typical US Jew to grasp.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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The door method is amazing yeah


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Whereas most patterns are about getting a woman into bed, The Door is aimed at controlling her after you've started sleeping with her. Other patterns that you've used on her have anchored immense pleasure to you. The Door creates an anchor for the loss of that pleasure. 

You've already had intercourse with the girl. The ideal setting for the power of the door, which is a power and control pattern, is right after you've had intercourse and you're in bed with the girl, and at this time hopefully you've set up the fact that you're also the man of her dreams and fulfil her emotional needs. You're fooling around in bed, you've already had a great time, and you go, "sweetheart, what's that over there?" and you point towards the door. And she'll say, "well you know, that's a door, silly." And you say, "yeah, you know.. I'm a real positive person, but.. I mean, can you imagine.. I mean, you don't know what can happen from day to day, when you think about it in your mind. I mean, what would happen if I walked out that door and the door closed and as the door closed, it slammed shut, and no matter what you did, you could not open the door and you knew that you would never be able to look into my eyes again and you'd never be able to hear my voice again and you'd never be able to feel my touch again." Ok, right here is where she starts going, "I don't like this door business at all." And at this time you just reassure her.. "ok, alright sweetheart, you're right. You really shouldn't think about the door and you really don't have to think about the door." So you go back to playing around with her some more. Have some more fun with her, bring her to another orgasm or whatever and say, "you know, a terrible thing happened the other day. My friend was hit by a truck. I mean, it was awful, by the time they got him to hospital he was dead. I can't believe it, you know? It's almost as if, it would be a horrible thing you know when you think about.." (point towards the door) "..that no matter even if you were to get that door opened and you were to search, that you could never find me again.." Then she starts freaking out. You calibrate more on that part of, "you will never be able to see me again, you'll never be able to hear my voice again." 

"You'll never be able.. all that fun we had together, all those great times we had together, walking along the beach, hand in hand in the moonlight, we would never be able to do those things again and even if you were to open that door, you would search and you could never find." And she's at the point where she's saying, "no no I hate this door. Let's stop this door now, are you trying to upset me?" And you say, "oh, I'm sorry sweetheart, I'm just saying these are just things that are popping into my mind, ok?" So play around some more. Get her good and nice and hot again, fool around, have a good time with her, joke, and then then get back into the door and say, "you know, God, still you know, about life's tragedies.. I mean, I just keep on thinking how.." At this point you can already see that this is starting to make her feel uncomfortable. You want to create that sense in her that you can walk out and she'll feel terrible for the rest of here life. You want to anchor that response. I'll get up and she'll say, "well what are you doing?" And I'll say, "I'm going to the bathroom." I go up to the bedroom door and slam it. That right there will freak her out. Then I'll open the door and say, "oh, I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry, I'm just playing with this door again. You know, you really shouldn't think about this door now and you really don't want to think about this door now." 

Having anchored that sense of loss and pain to the door, you can trigger it whenever needed. Whatever negative behavior may come up that you want to stop, the first time you just get up and slam the door. Whether you walk out the door depends on the level of bullshit. On later occasions you can just indicate tbe door in some manner. The example Alex gives: If he's talking on the phone and getting any crap from her, and he knows the relation of where the door is to her desk, he says, "sweetheart, could you please turn right and take a look at what's over there.." and that was the end of the bullshit." 

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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I just *points to schlong*


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Pattern I 

Purpose: To implant the idea of receiving pleasure from her rear end.
Subject: Your Friend (who else?) Rod 

Did I ever tell you about my friend Rod?  Well, he's a drat cool guy, but he got a new job.  Yeah, he's on the R&D team of some furniture company, (make up a name, Muncher Furniture perhaps?).  Yeah, well he's working on a team and their job is to design the perfect chair.  Did you ever have a favorite chair?  (of course she sez yes)  What was it like? I have to ask this stuff, maybe I can give Rod some ideas.  (let her talk about the perfect chair).  Feed her info back to her in the following part: Yeah, I know what you mean.  Isn't it great how you can have a favorite seat, and after a hard, stressful day at work, you LOOK FORWARD TO PLOPPING YOUR rear end/BUTT DOWN on that seat (point to schlong). And then you get there and you see that seat (point to schlong) and you can already start to RELAX and FEEL SO GOOD just thinking about how great it will feel when you LOWER YOUR rear end ONTO THAT SEAT (point to schlong!!!) and think how great it will be to slowly SLIDE DOWN ONTO IT (point to schlong!!!). 


Pattern II 

Purpose: To program her with not only anal pleasure, but sexually oriented anal pleasure
Subject: Life's Little Surprises 

Do you like surprises?  I think it's great how the best things in life are unexpected.  What was the best surprise you've ever gotten?  And I'm not talking about a gift necesarrily, I mean just something that happened that was so good, but was totally unexpected. 

(Let her talk, get her in state) 

Yeah, I can totally hear/feel/see what you mean.  Isn't it just great how the things in life that just sneak up behind you unexpectedly?  I mean, there are things you know are coming and you can see them, like, "Oh, it's Friday, I'm getting paid today."  Now that's in front of you, in your future, but then the best things in life, the ones that can make you FEEL FULFILLED and FEEL SO GOOD FROM YOUR BOTTOM to your top have a tendency to sneak up behind you and COME FROM YOUR REAR.  And INSIDE YOU rear end yourself, "This is so great!  How can something this great (point to schlong) just take me from behind and surprise me like this?"  I mean, that facinates me, take a second and think about how the greatest things (point to schlong) you have ever felt took you from the rear...think about that.  It's sexually facinating if you really THINK ABOUT IT and TAKE IT ALL IN ANALlytically. 

You know what else in interesting?  Is how simple words that I say can make you feel so good. (remember you have been SSing her for a while by now).  It's like you feel these things (point to schlong) COMING IN YOUR REAR, ENTERING YOUR REAR, being whispered to you, and it can make you feel so good.  Don't you find that when I talk like that, when I DO IT, you can't resist and you just OPEN YOUR REAR and LET IT SLIDE INSIDE YOU, hearing those words and feeling so wonderful? 


Pattern III 

You know, I have this other friend, Rod, isn't it funny how I can have so many friends named Rod? 

At any rate, he owns this dingy little steakhouse on the other side of town, called "Rod's Meat."  Anyways I was talking to his wife the other day over some drinks and she is kind of the manager of the place.  But she was telling me how terrible her job was...so routine, so boring.  Everyweek she counts the money, writes the paychecks to the employees and supervises the food shipments.  Well, she was saying that her job was getting so boring, that she couldn't take it anymore. 

Well, she got some relief one week when the meat shipment came in, and it was bigger than usual, and she couldn't get it the same way she had been.  She had to totally change the process, and she told me, "Sometimes you have to BREAK ROUTINE, and DO IT DIFFERENTLY."  She said that she had to get the meat in the backdoor, where she had never gotten it before, and you know it's funny, but that little break with routine, something as simple as when you GET THE MEAT (point to schlong) IN THE BACKDOOR, can make you FEEL SO GOOD. 

Course, it was a little harder for her at first, since she had never done it that way before, but once she got started, and past the first part of it, as the process went on, she felt so good to have done it differently. 

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Both the door and *points to schlong* are part of the NLP school of manipulating women. Well, trying to.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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timefly posted:

or has zero respect for the mental capacity of women as a whole

It's this.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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I dunno but I'm glad they do because schlong is a hilarious word and (point to schlong) is one of my fav things ever. It's just so ridiculous.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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:lol:

Really makes you think.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Theokotos posted:

A new acronym appears! What the gently caress is "NLP"?

Also, the door thing just sounds like they're sexually attracted to doors. Like they wanna gently caress a doorway. Wanna get allllllll up in that door frame :heysexy:

*points to knob*

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Insipidus actually means tasteless. Like bland, pointless.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

We could, but should we?? This seems like a solid time to call this one to me - if you're banned from reddit you may as well not exist. :colbert:

We have won a battle, but not the war.

The incels strike back is the next episode, now that their death threat star got banned

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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The woman on the right is totes Stacy. I have no clue who the left woman is in the lore. It is firmly established that female incels don't exist tho so she gotta be a roastie.

HELLBITCH posted:

What thread is being updated at an ungodly hour no matter what part of the world you are in?

Oh, it's this one.

Lemme tell you about timezones, my man.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Please tell me this is a self aware parody.

Is someone trying to insert her OC into incel canon ?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Wait, does that mean that this is the first appearance of our fav 2 characters?

E:, oh it's just a recent mash up. I see.

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Hmm, benzos and booze, what could go wrong?

E: homemade benzos even.

Fartbox posted:

Now unfettered from rules, their community will basically just become a hugbox for rapists and how to best rape women :psyduck:

SOmeone track these people down and destroy them

I told you the ext episode is the incels strike back! This is the darker part of the saga.

Fathis Munk fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Nov 9, 2017

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