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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Pick posted:

Really?? huh.

yep! it's transliterated from what chad is saying in the pic. you'll never see the letters K or Y in latin

(that explains why latin texts are so dry!!!)

goethe.cx fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Aug 7, 2017

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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Cantaloupe posted:

Where do I find prostitutes?

Go to a family reunion

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



pick

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



:chloe:

:whitewater:

:staredog:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



IIRC rick wilson is the guy who went on TV and remarked that trump supporters are dudes who live in their mom's basement and masturbate to anime

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



is there some reason why incels use "womyn"? as far as i know "womyn" is only used by uber-feminists

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



quote:

Some basic bitch probably about a 6

quote:

Why don't women respect me??? :qq:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



lol is "chad" that sexy prisoner from a while back

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



ah yes. the AssCel

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Say Nothing posted:

That person would literally be mentally disabled.



idiots, everyone knows "Mr." comes before the name :rolleyes:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


this guy must be really off-putting somehow because in my experience caring for animals is like the biggest panty-dropper

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Captain Yossarian posted:

Body hair isn't great to be honest, he can have mine

I was gonna say, most shirtless models don't have chest hair (neither do I, ladies :smug:)

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


well why not posted:

Oddly the dudes I've met who slammed the most puss were kinda ugly. It's definitely not a deal breaker for a lot of women.

They take the wholly unsurprising fact that hot dudes get more matches/messages on tinder etc and extrapolate that into a grand unified theory of everything

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Shanghaied posted:

That's it honey, we are never having kids.

Lmao where in god's name is he getting those numbers

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Shanghaied posted:



Why the hell would you write you failed the bar three times on you CV or that you have been fire for misconduct? Why?

Mr. McCuck is a forgiving, understanding person who would also give those qualified applicants a chance if his hands weren't tied by soulless corporate policy. A Good Cartoon.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


i've heard of a lot of creepy porn out there, but for some reason there's something supremely off-putting about the idea of defloration porn, even more so than whatever other weird poo poo people watch

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


^^^might wanna NWS that

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Say Nothing posted:

I'm still kind of baffled as to how anyone can think that most people start having sexual relationships at age 12.

someone said this earlier but these guys must have actually believed all the seventh grade boys who were bullshitting about having had sex despite only having a vague idea what a vagina is

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


so i remembered this AMA from a few years back: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1cstrm/i_did_research_on_facial_attractiveness_for_years/

i feel like a lot of the incel "facial attractiveness science" takes the tentative conclusions that people like this guy make and just goes crazy with them

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Say Nothing posted:

I've heard this before, but the best way to cure yourself of any desire to have sex with a 16 year old is to listen to one talk for 5 minutes.

do you have to be reminded of this frequently?

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


MarcusSA posted:

What if I told you this person ran for president? :aaaaa:

definitely a real hilldawg quote

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


not to mention that cats have barbed penises

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


what the hell is a numale. seriously sounds like something from portlandia^^^^

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


fruit on the bottom posted:

(Before any cuck gets triggered, I'm Black so you can leave that "muh racism" elsewhere)

i definitely believe this

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Barudak posted:

How the gently caress do you think youre 5'6 when youre 5'2. Like Giants and very short people I get since there isnt enough frame of reference but dude when the average American woman towers over you maybe you aren 5'6

i knew a couple dudes who were 5'2", and while dating was probably harder for them than a similarly situated taller guy, they still did ok with women because, surprise, they were funny and intelligent and not creepy misogynists

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


green chicken feet posted:

I think their reasoning is that women are not fully human, just like an android is not fully human but only a simulation. But they change it to femoid because the root word of android is masculine.

and they're apparently too dumb to realize that the counterpart to android is gynoid

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


i think the creepiness of fleshlights comes from the fact that they're realistic facsimiles of vaginas. dildos come in all kinds of weird shapes and colors so it's less like you're buying disembodied genitalia (i know realistic dildos exist, those are kinda creepy too though)

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


not endless rights for women!!!

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


yeah, curvature and girth matter way more than length in my experience

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


over-representation of women in STEM fields, that's the real problem here

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


DragQueenofAngmar posted:

this is the part of the mentality that really makes me upset and angry. like, they literally, literally, only care about sex. only sex! and look, I get that sex is pretty great sometimes, and a mutually loving relationship is a pretty universal desire (although the "relationships" they want are horrific so that's sort of twisted up), but like, there are a lot of other cool things to do in life. like even if somebody chopped off my genitals tomorrow, I would be really angry and upset, but there are also a lot of things in my life that I do because I like doing them that aren't sex, and they aren't gonna get me sex, but I do them anyway and they enrich my life.

it's just so weird. why are they like this? why are there so many of them who seem to legitimately have no hobbies and enjoy nothing? I don't know anyone like that, not one person. even the dudes I know who are self defeating sadsacks about dating have things in their life that they do to have fun, with no other goal.

if i no longer had a reason/purpose for pursuing sex i'd have more time for hobbies tbh

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


sometimes i wish that e/n still had those goon virginity megathreads

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Pick posted:

He was also a TOTAL dorkus if you actually read about the guy and was super uncomfortable around women generally

isn't there speculation that he was gay? interesting if one of our best presidents and one of our worst presidents (buchanan) were both gay

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Shanghaied posted:

Truly, the worst of all Bennys (Bennies?).

taking a girl's virginity is not all its cracked up to be, my dude

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

You go out there and get yourself some poon right now, mister!

"I would if you hadn't named me Pnurtis"

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Sounds like someone got rejected by a fat girl

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


nobody tell hyphz about probabilistic phenomena

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


entirely worthless without a p value

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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Benny Harvey posted:

"I'm happy being single while I lose weight because I'm fussy about looks" is not a socially acceptable thing to say.

it's not? seems fine to me

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