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Everyone should read this manga about an incel who magically gets chad body and face and how his life changes while being the same person with same attitude. It's fully blackpilled and covers almost ALL of problems and things about the chad/incel dichotomy.

Japan is far ahead of us in incel science, they were the first to experience the incel problem in society. If only some of us could read Japanese, who knows what incel truths we may uncover from their forums that are probably several decades ahead of us in the black pill department. They will probably even have black pills that even r/incels can't swallow or are not yet ready to swallow.

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Today I spit in a woman's drink

What other little things can we do to get back at women?

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Even my parents are disgusted by my inceldom.

I had a lovely childhood and upbringing. My parents are hosed up people with superiority complexes. My mother is a gold digging whore who only cares about handbags and shoes. My stepdad (also known as stepchad) is a narcissistic egomaniac who fucks hot women every day and mocks me for being incel. He's disappointed in me because I'm not slaying pussy left and right.

We had guests over the other day and my oval office of a mother told them that I never leave the house. My stepchad made a comment implying that I spent my days jacking off/playing video games. There was a girl who looked about my age and she looked disgusted upon hearing that. It's not like I had a chance with her anyway but it's funny how my parents taunt me in front of others.

There's really no point to my existence. Normies, don't tell me to get a haircut and shower. Just gently caress off.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL gently caress! I hugged & kissed a real girl on the cheek and she didnt seem disgusted

So i met a girl from tinder and we went for a walk and a drink later! I invited her to my place but she refused. We goodbyed each other and she initiated the hug! I hugged her for like full 10 seconds! While unhugging her i kissed her sneakily on her cheek and she didnt seem grossed out! What is that supposed to mean? Was she just polite? or does she crave my BID???well in that case she wouldnt refuse coming to my place,so i m afraid she was just polite! I will ask her out again and we will see. Wish me luck boyos!!! and dont even consider calling me chad! I m real incel!!without any physical contact with a girl in 27 years!

EDIT: I ASKED HER OUT AGAIN AND SHE SAID SHE HAS NO TIME FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. gently caress THAT LYING oval office I WILL REMAIN INCEL FOR LIFE.

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Friendly reminder that EVERY femoid you have ever spoken to has done this before

*picture of sasha grey licking cum off a toilet seat*

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I will date ANY femoid: they CANNOT be forever alone

Let's look at the premises and their conclusion:

P1: i will date any femoid P2: some femoids claim to be forever alone P3: forever alone refers to an inability to date C: femoids are WRONG a priori about being forever alone

Michael Bayleaf posted:

oh I guess I'm an incel in that case

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This guy broke the law somehow. With his bone structure, he was supposed to be incel.



hes got egg face / head shape, no jaw / chin, big disproportional nose, nasal folds etc

if hes not incel tier facial genetics wise then u r all coping really hard

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Average Age a girl Loses Her virginity?

I say somewhere between 15-16.

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These days? 13-14

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blowjobs/handjobs around 12-13, sex around 14-15 i'd say. if they're popular/attractive, even younger.

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12

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11-12

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Used Tinder boost

and got 0 matches.

Where are the incels calling me fakecel now?

sub8 theory is legit as gently caress

I suffer from sub8 disability and manletism and was born as male

my stats dont matter in my reddit flair.
sub8 = it's over

7/10 = cope

6/10 = cope

5/10 = cope

4/10 = cope

3/10 = cope
sub8 = it's over

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Hey norm troopers. Here are some things women aren't capable of:

being faithful
being smart
being loyal
being lonely or unwanted
being useful
being depressed
being mentally ill
having excuses to be a fat gently caress. Stop feeding yourself hembeast.
being anything other than livestock, cattle, items, objects, strippers, whores, slaves, and maids.
being Human.
being respectable
being virgin past the age of 14.
being INCEL.

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You will never be the first guy your wife dated

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woody allen found a way around this

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Answer this riddle fellow incels: The great black pilled school thought experiment

Here's an interesting thought experiment. All schools across the country are suddenly black pilled. Before the age of puberty, male students are shown a study that shows that 80% of guys who get laid in high school are also good looking. The study also proves conclusively that It is good looks that causes them to get laid, and not the other way around.

After reading this study, a group of guys in high school decides to find out whether they are good looking by getting laid in high school. And They succeed. What Proportion of this group that succeeded were also good looking?:

Answer 1: certainly 80%. It is likely that these guys who succeeded in getting laid in high school were good looking anyway, so the same statistics will apply. If they were not good looking, it is unlikely they would have succeeded in getting laid in high school in the first place, whether or not they read the study. Knowledge of the study was irrelevant.

Answer 2: much less than 80%. These guys had black pilled foreknowledge beforehand from reading the study, therefore there may be lots among them who have found loopholes around the looks criteria to get laid. Therefore, less than 80% of these guys are actually good looking because some of them may have found loopholes to get laid despite their looks.

Answer 3: almost certainly still 80%. Even with foreknowledge, it is unlikely that anyone will be able to find a loophole to circumvent his looks. If there were such loopholes, it would have likely already been reflected in the study that the group had read. Therefore, it is likely that the group that got laid in high school will be no different.

Choose which answer you think is correct.

dudeness posted:

Burt Sexual posted:

Are any of these posts "verified"? I mean they're over the top. Even for my life.

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Shadow of Chad looms over every female interaction

When you go shopping, you acknowledge that the cashier you're using still has Chad's cum leaking out of her rear end as a leftover from last weekend. When you talk to a female therapist, you realize that she has gargled on some bully Chad's cum when she was in her prime. When you do group assignments at school, you perceive that the females are dying to get rid of you as fast as possible so they could go gently caress their current Chad. If you're trying to pursue a girl to get a date, it dawns on you that she is responding to your desperate messages while loving Chad, who gets her without any effort. Any crush you have at any moment is more content having a four-way with two other females and Chad than even kissing you, and you understand this when fantasizing about them. If you gently caress a prostitute, it's apparent that she, before ending up as a prostitute, has given much better, loving sex along with her virginity to a dominant Chad.

Wherever there's a gracious female presence, it is overshadowed by the obscene reality of Chad's cancerous sexuality. No corner is left unravaged by the ugliness of Chad, it's all ruined.

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I never looked at it from this point of view. Females are 50% of the population and Chad has hosed almost every single one and I am forced to interact with these vile creatures. Who knows how much of Chad's semen has transferred onto me through shaking hands or whatnot.

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Share Your Most Autistic Interaction With a Female

Even complete recluses must have had some sort of interaction at some point in their lives. I have so many to choose from. I think maybe one time these three girls were talking to me and I literally blushed and stuttered the entire time and my voice got all squeaky. Or maybe the time out of the blue I messaged a girl I literally never talked to confessing my love. Many others are candidates, as well.

EDIT: I just remembered that by far the most autistic thing I've done involving women is make a list of girls who looked at me in the hall because it gave me hope.

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oval office smiles at me and I don't smile back.

oval office calls me "mad hot" and I walk away with saying anything.

Tell oval office about some stupid poo poo I saw on /b/ when I was in the 9th grade (about six/seven years ago) and she calls me a "weirdo."

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In freshmen year a girl asked me for a hug and I said no, I don't know why I did that.

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That reminds me I did something similar freshman year of hs with the hugging, it was a "hug the autist" kind of hug and I stepped out of it. also during an event we had each year where the whole school hangs out at the stadium for the last hour and a half of school. I sperged out when the same girl and her turbonormie friends tried to talk to me when they saw me sitting on the bleachers by myself. All I remember is that she asked me what I was listening to on my headphones and I replied "music" (xd). I want to shotgun my head off thinking of what an opportunity I wasted for acting like such a retarded cunty edgelord gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress!!!

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junior year of hs was suicidal from loneliness so i decided to puttmyzelfoutthere.jpg approached oneitis and talked to her for like 1 minute awkwardly as fuk i still cringe thinking about it. I asked her a couple basic questions but she saw my subhumanity by the autistic way I said them

nowadays I just take walks by her house (different girl) and I know better than to try to talk to her

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I was talking with this girl at a cousin's party extensively. We went back to my other cousin's place and were watching a TV ad when a girl asked us what we thought about a woman on the ad. I went on an autistic half-rant about how she wasn't all that. The reaction of the girl I talked with all night? "What are you talking about? It's not like you're all that either". Might have been a wake up call or it might have been a poo poo test but either way, i was so butthurt over her comment that I became visibly bitter and left early in the morning somewhat forcefully (everybody had plans about going out the next day etc.).

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I made a few drawings of a girl I like. It's my sad way of coping because she will never ever touch me. She only pleases Tyrone and Chad.

I showed her some drawings the other day and she looked very surprised and confused at first. Then she looked creeped out (you know that look Stacys get on their face when they want to get away from you asap). She just said "oh wow" and asked how many other drawings I made. I didn't tell her about the x rated ones of course. Looking back I wish I showed her just to see the expression on her face.

I never had a chance with her anyway but this just solidified it.