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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

lazorexplosion posted:

later...


Guess he didn't figure out an answer.

Guarantee that if he saw a woman drawing in the park he would be fuming about how that vapid whore was only doing it for attention and how if he had been a chad she would be begging to show him her drawing.

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

LanceHunter posted:

Saw a random friend share this on Facebook. One of over 8k people who did. Incels are idiots, but the toxic poo poo they wallow in is definitely all over our culture.



I don't think the existence of jokes is a new or startling development in this or any other culture.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Of course he thinks chiropractics are a real thing

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

13Pandora13 posted:

If by sorted his life out you mean cheated on his wife and put evidence on instagram or something equally as fucktarded, sure.

Guy's a dirtbag and being hot and becoming successful doesn't change that.

well someone's jealous

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

TERFs<======>Incels

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

chumbler posted:

Wait what is normcel? I thought normies were their enemies?

It's like how 4chan started using "fag" for everything and anything until you had them calling people "straightfags" unironically, or how now millennials came to be anyone under the age of 50 who you find annoying.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Cucked by Mother Nature with the Chad Father Time

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

throw to first drat IT posted:

People who were interviewed about Elliot said that when he came to party, he would usually just stand in corner and glare at people, never talking to anyone.

Well to be fair who would go on national TV and go "oh yeah that spree killer was a totally dece guy"

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

LanceHunter posted:

But yea, maybe we're just unlucky to live in an era where one of the most popular, stylistically skilled directors appears to be a massive misanthrope who actively hates his own audience (if not all of humanity), and that those negative images and ideas thrown into our pop culture can end up concentrating in lovely little internet tide-pools like r/incels.

We should go back to the good old days when our popular action heroes were heroic rapists like James Bond.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax



It checks out.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

I appreciate the effort but I can't imagine these are read in such an even tone.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Takes hotter than an incel's rage against femuloids

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Dienes posted:

My first boyfriend ever was uncut. I had never seen an uncut dick until the first time he whipped it out (and our sex ed was lackluster at best) and it creeped me out so bad.

I wonder what the crossover is between incels and the really crazy anti-circumcision dudes is

Incels are always looking for more excuses why they're miserable, having a :gibs:MUTILATED:gibs: penis seems as good a fixation as wrist thickness and nasolabial folds plus it's one more thing they can blame on their parents for dooming them to a life of inceldom

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

SaltyJesus posted:

hahahaha ok what's the jumping the shark moment? they're clearly reaching being a parody of themselves here

My hay fever's acting up, loving CHAD plants cucking my sinuses while all the Satacies are crying out for his stamen woe is me

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

maskenfreiheit posted:

a woman who doesn't put her face on is seen as frumpy and boring.

But you still say that you find it more attractive because you think it makes you look open minded and non-judgemental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9C1RfwH6-k&t=12s

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
*in extremely mexican food truck owner voice* hot numales here

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

fbsw posted:

one time i heard someone say "even hitler had a girlfriend" and it has always stuck with me as a p funny factoid

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104212/

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Incel Ho-Tep

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
The original dehumanizing term of choice was Female Humanoid Organism, Femoid is a contraction of that. It has nothing to do with robots.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

fruit on the bottom posted:

At this point we probably know the lore at least as well as they do if not better

SMDH at the people who didn't even read Crisis on Incel Earths

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Hello, Newcuck.

Hello, Jerry.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

HazCat posted:

I remember a guy who was writing a piece on silicone sex dolls for his job. He was visiting a manufacturer, and was given permission to have sex with one if he wanted. He wrote that, faced with the prospect of having sex with a completely passive, corpse-like object, he felt so nauseous he had to leave the room.

Men who don't have this reaction to sex dolls are fundamentally broken. Having sex with a limp, heavy, human-shaped object should be so far in the Uncanny Valley that you can't see it from the hillsides.

Oh sure, when women shove grotesque exagerrated plastic phalluses into their gaping stacyholes it's empowering but you gently caress one sex robot and all of a sudden you're a dangerous freak :jerkbag:

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

porn + tv + social media's performative joy, and being able to choose exactly what and when you want any of these things, will be what finishes us

Wow I never knew @therealbanksy was a goon!

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

poo poo, me too. I was wondering if Ghandi was scoffed at because of his "volcel" tendencies or revered for his small frame or what

incels seem like the kind of people who would kramer into a room at the mention of Ghandi to breathlessly parrot 20 year old Christopher Hitchens hot takes about how he's actually bad

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Tricky D posted:

God I miss the HAES threads.

Incels are so pathetic, all they do is fixate on hating some group of people until it completely warps their personality and they become hateful shells with no connection on reality that actively repluse everyone outside of their weird internet echo chanmber

also drat lol loving FAT PEOPLE, hambeast lardasses need to steam some mothershitting vegetables and boil some cockdamned brown rice instead of shoveling fast food into their disgusting blubbery pig pig piggy pig oink oink FAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTSSSSSS *posts 50 gifs of literal fat fetish pornography*

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Pick posted:

yeah the gbs obsession with fat people is really loving creepy and obnoxious

the virgin gymcel

the chad goon who discovered weightlifting in their 30s and instead of developing empathy for fat people thinks they should all be melted down into frying medium and cattle feed

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Bone Hurting Juice: The Cure for Inceldom? (34:30)
BlackPillFacePuncher
216k views

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

skaboomizzy posted:

I have to believe the bonesmash thing is from one of these idiots reading a couple sentences from a story about a sports-guy using "microfracture surgery" to strengthen up a knee that's about ready to crumble into dust and thinking it would work to get the orbitals of their dreams

I can't imagine any other way they came up with a plan that stupid

It's a boring, obvious troll who thinks they're puppetmastering a bunch of people into punching themselves in the face. It's a great illustration of why safari rules/the prime directive/not touching the poop is a good idea.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Best Giraffe posted:

It's called bisphenol A and it's in all the plastics to make them stronger. Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to soulless greed.

BPA is so stable that they used it in lab equipment, the panic over it is entirely because one woman said that a combination of harsh lab chemicals and ridiculously sensitive frog eggs might have effected their development and people just ran with it.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Khazar-khum posted:

Incels' only p value consists of spraying it all over themselves to get those pheromones femoids can't resist.

I love that like a decade later people still think that joke thread was 100% serious.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

SirSamVimes posted:

I've seen this a few times and I refuse to believe it's real.

The complete lack of reactions to the original post when everyone responding to him has double digit reactions is a dead giveaway that it's fake.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
I think Australians deserve special mention. A bikey sounds like a tricycle for toddlers, not a vicious motorcycle gang.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

AAAHAHAHA

*vapes*

HAHAHAAAA

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Chad Van Cock

Norman Cucksworth 

Brooks Cracktackle

Cherry Venus

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

green chicken feet posted:

Yeah, I know this. But I think this would still increase the birth rate significantly due to women being sexually active at all times rather than sometimes (such as women who only have sex within the context of a relationship). It would also change things regarding women who hadn't conceived because her partner was infertile, due to the sheer number of partners each woman would have.

Anecdotal, but I'm pretty wary about the effectiveness of birth control since I know several people who conceived children while on some form of birth control. This of course only includes the folks who made it public knowledge that their child had not been conceived intentionally, so I suspect it's even more of a common thing.

Regardless, I don't plan to go touch the poop over at r/incels wirh my amazing theory about why they're wrong based on the birth rate...

When stats say that a birth control has a 1% failure rate that doesn't mean that there's a random 1/100 chance of getting pregnant every time you get nutted in like some dice roll. It means that over the course of a year one percent of the people they studied forgot to take their pill and got pregnant as a result, people swearing that they totally didn't miss a pill and still conceived is the same stripe of confirmation bias as people swearing that flu shots gave them the flu because they got sick before the immunization could take effect or they caught a different strain.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Guy who has sex with mannequins, thinks the Confederates were cool, has had multiple podcasts stricken from the internet due to getting blackout drunk during them, showed up to work in a bathrobe and called his employees "fags" has strong opinions about other people

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Supercondescending posted:

lol pls elaborate because I am not up on my dan harmon lore and this sounds amazing

He has a podcast called Harmontown where he alternates between verbal diarrhea about how cell phones are ruining human evolution and embarrassing stories about sticking a sharpie up his butt and his friend never learning to wipe his rear end until his 30s. I gave it a few episodes before bailing but I imagine there's way more in there if you're willing to dig through it.

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

rjderouin posted:

ITT goons put alcoholic writer's life under microscope and criticize at his failings; feel superior for having done so. More at 11.

This is the thread for laughing at horrible lonely people who over-share their miserable lives and broken brains. Just because this particular one managed to get rich by making people think that liking monkey cheese pickle rick makes them smart doesn't mean he's exempt.

If anything even /r/incels would probably :catstare: at someone posting lengthy stories about wearing womens stockings and loving mannequins literally to pieces after swearing off human women forever.

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