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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
100% recall outside troop right now. You have ten minutes or it's an article 15.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
p.s. Top doesn't care if you've been drinking. Get a cab.

Acknowledge.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Where are you? Are you with Smith? SFC T is pissed.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I need everyone to stand by after COB to conduct POV inspections. While you're waiting, you will get with your platoons to fill out Trips for the upcoming four day. I don't care if your plan is to sit in the barracks for the entire 96 hours or if it's to hijack a convoy full of double-ended dildos; every swinging dick in this formation will complete a report and have it signed off on by their first line. Because of last weekend, we will maintain one hundred percent accountability at all times. I want an up by 0800 every day. If you get arrested, I ain't coming to get you until Wednesday. I don't want any phone calls, roger?

Platoon sar'nts, take charge.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
lol if you don't give your wife counseling statements.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
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