- Larry Parrish
- Jul 9, 2012
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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1SGT: IF YOU GUYS GET WASTED AND NEED A RIDE, I DON'T GIVE A poo poo IF YOU CALL ME, JUST GET HOME SAFE, HOOAH??
PSG: If any of you fuckers call the 1sgt I'll smoke the poo poo out of you for a week. Call me if you need to, but don't loving call the 1sgt.
SL: Don't loving call the PSG. Call your battle buddy, if he doesn't answer call your TL, if he doesn't answer call me.
TL: Don't bother the goddamn SL with your dumbass drunk taxi-needing crybaby bullshit. Call your battle buddy and then call me. Or call a loving cab. If you don't have money for a cab, staff duty has money for a cab.
*Gets drunk with every battle buddy.*
*Calls TL, SL, PSG multiple times and gets no answer.*
*Lost wallet, can't get cash. Calls staff duty, cab fund is empty because it's a four day weekend and everyone already exhausted it an never paid back.*
*DUI*
WHY DIDN'T YOU loving CALL SOMEBODY???? OH YOU DIDN'T CALL THE 1SGT??? WHY THE gently caress NOT????
(This is a true story, though not my story.)
Does the army not really have the AADD equivalent or whatever those volunteer nerds are called
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- Larry Parrish
- Jul 9, 2012
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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"Alright, the MPs are getting too many calls about drunk and disorderly conduct at the barracks. Let's ban alcohol there, that'll solve the problem."
2 months later: "Why the hell have DUIs off post gone up 450%?"
They got rid of dry dorms while I was at Travis and I remember at least one retarded SNCO dreading the future DUI increase since ADD wasn't as busy
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- Larry Parrish
- Jul 9, 2012
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Lol
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