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1SGT: IF YOU GUYS GET WASTED AND NEED A RIDE, I DON'T GIVE A poo poo IF YOU CALL ME, JUST GET HOME SAFE, HOOAH?? PSG: If any of you fuckers call the 1sgt I'll smoke the poo poo out of you for a week. Call me if you need to, but don't loving call the 1sgt. SL: Don't loving call the PSG. Call your battle buddy, if he doesn't answer call your TL, if he doesn't answer call me. TL: Don't bother the goddamn SL with your dumbass drunk taxi-needing crybaby bullshit. Call your battle buddy and then call me. Or call a loving cab. If you don't have money for a cab, staff duty has money for a cab. *Gets drunk with every battle buddy.* *Calls TL, SL, PSG multiple times and gets no answer.* *Lost wallet, can't get cash. Calls staff duty, cab fund is empty because it's a four day weekend and everyone already exhausted it an never paid back.* *DUI* WHY DIDN'T YOU loving CALL SOMEBODY???? OH YOU DIDN'T CALL THE 1SGT??? WHY THE gently caress NOT???? (This is a true story, though not my story.) boop the snoot fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Jul 4, 2017 |
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Cenen posted:Forgot what base it was but there is/was an Air Force base that was considering getting rid of its ADD program since their # of DUI incidents had dropped so much.... well in 2017 life expectancy is at an alltime high so we're gonna say gently caress healthcare so that's just keeping with the times imo
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Reverand maynard posted:test your old sgt thats still in "i just got a dui" then stop responding several months ago a friend of mine who had recently got out got a mass text from his "new" squad leader who somehow got his number and told the whole squad to get to the company asap. he responded with "i'm drunk as gently caress and you're a bitch" squad leader flipped out and was threatening to gently caress up the entire squad until everyone else in the group text told him the deal.
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