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Hello forum user peoples, a few months ago some folks were asking if / when merchandise would return, and since I'm totally flakey and non-committal to essentially every aspect of everything in my life, I did not reply. However, I did fill out an application to be a merchant on Amazon, and guess what? That's right, now I am authorized to sell "Imagine Your Design Here" t-shirts! Or ones that have a totally different design! Who knows! Regardless, what kind of merchandise / designs are any of you interested in? It appears as if I'm limited to t-shirts right now, but I'm not sure. Let me know what you guys want and I'll work on the art and upload it!  Hooray!
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Jun 23, 2017 22:40
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How'd you train your baby to take a photo?
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Jun 23, 2017 22:42
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Jabberlock posted:How'd you train your baby to take a photo? Kids come out of the womb buying poo poo in Farmville or whatever. I think they can handle a camera. E: I would buy a city name sports team shirt if those came back.
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Jun 23, 2017 22:46
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Tote bags, motherfucker.
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Jun 23, 2017 22:47
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A shirt with The Something Awful phrase "The Internet Makes You Stupid" with the "stupid" part on the back.
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Jun 23, 2017 22:49
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Lowtax posted:Regardless, what kind of merchandise / designs are any of you interested in? It appears as if I'm limited to t-shirts right now, but I'm not sure. Let me know what you guys want and I'll work on the art and upload it! My gooncon 2k4 shirt is wearing down finally after 13 years of constant wear and tear, stretched and draped over my constantly changing and inflating body shape, so Im gonna be looking to purchase a new one soon.
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Jun 23, 2017 22:52
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The phrase and grenade logo would be pretty cool.
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Jun 23, 2017 22:53
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Grenade logo hat
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Jun 23, 2017 22:56
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a t-shirt with a picture of a funny bird. no text or grenade
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Jun 23, 2017 23:00
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City Name Sports Team stuff was genuinely funny and I would buy more of it.
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Jun 23, 2017 23:04
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how about a design of a spaceship
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Jun 23, 2017 23:05
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good dog, OP city name sports team t-shirt, please
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Jun 23, 2017 23:07
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I still wear the old City Name Sports Team hat and I get comments on it all the time. A lot of random people have asked me where they can get one. I just tell them "I got it from somethingawful.com but it's not available anymore." One lady in particular was very disappointed. I was at a restaurant waiting in line to be seated and she pointed it out to everyone in her group saying "Isn't that funny? I really want one but he says they're no longer for sale." I also still use the grenade logo shot glass.
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Jun 23, 2017 23:08
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SA Fidget Spinner Black shirt that looks like a band shirt but it has dated rap sheet entries on the back instead of tour dates. Maybe do an art contest for a fake album cover for the front. A shirt that has Krusty grilling meats but you get banned if you buy it.
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Jun 23, 2017 23:11
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 you can change the year as appropriate and it would be fine i think
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Jun 23, 2017 23:14
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"I paid $10 to post in an online forum and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
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Jun 23, 2017 23:16
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Black shirt that looks like a band shirt but it has dated rap sheet entries on the back instead of tour dates This is a good idea. DGSW's rap sheet as a source, please
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Jun 23, 2017 23:19
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Actually I would like to buy your biggest axe.
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Jun 23, 2017 23:24
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Can't vote in poll cause phone app but CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM hats please
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Jun 23, 2017 23:37
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bear pope tshirts.
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Jun 23, 2017 23:38
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Would shirts be available in standard goon sizing?
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Jun 23, 2017 23:39
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Jabberlock posted:"I paid $10 to post in an online forum and all I got was the chance to buy this lousy t-shirt" Ftfy
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Jun 23, 2017 23:40
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GenericOverusedName posted:Would shirts be available in standard goon sizing? Muumuus with a grenade and goatse pattern.
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Jun 23, 2017 23:52
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:Can't vote in poll cause phone app but CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM hats please Spoiler, there is no actual poll.
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Jun 23, 2017 23:53
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Goatse
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Jun 23, 2017 23:55
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Something with the cute frog please!! Like the old app logo. And don't forget the lady sizes 
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Jun 23, 2017 23:57
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I missed my chance to get a grenade polo and always regretted it.
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Jun 23, 2017 23:59
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i've got five words for you "YES I HAVE STAIRS"
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Jun 24, 2017 00:02
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Can I get a space ship on a t-shirt?
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Jun 24, 2017 00:07
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Lobotomy Bob posted:I missed my chance to get a grenade polo and always regretted it. I think Amazon's only interested in printing on the bulk t-shirts they buy by the shipping container. Polo shirts are far too complicated and niche.
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Jun 24, 2017 00:08
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An official Something Awful brand gun rack.
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Jun 24, 2017 00:09
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Something Awful brand egg.
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Jun 24, 2017 00:09
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I'm still waiting on my spaceship. I didn't donate $9.11 for nothing. < >
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Jun 24, 2017 00:11
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Yes hand drawn spaceships on shirts.
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Jun 24, 2017 00:15
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:Can't vote in poll cause phone app but CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM hats please yes im not a sports buff but even I would be proud to wear CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM uniforms also please do some cliff yablonski merch
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Jun 24, 2017 00:17
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ProperCoochie posted:i've got five words for you look at this loving '04, doesn't even know the right response is "I am protected." 
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Jun 24, 2017 00:19
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Do a limited run of something with the picture of the dog in the OP on it. lovely hand-drawn spaceships. Stuff with giant garish grenades on it, and also stuff with little tasteful grenades.
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Jun 24, 2017 00:19
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Hoodies because I'm a hoodlum
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Jun 24, 2017 00:19
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A houndstooth sports jacket, only the houndstooth pattern is little grenades.
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Jun 24, 2017 00:23
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also please sell grenade shot glasses so I can replace the one I broke when I got blackout drunk after breaking up with my girlfriend
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