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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Lowtax body pillow.

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
XXXXXL sizes.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ProperCoochie posted:

i've got five words for you

"YES I HAVE STAIRS"

What is the 5th word though? This is important to the shirt design.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Jabberlock posted:

Lowtax body pillow.
Co-signed

I would probably buy a city name sports team hat or shirt, or a shirt with with the frog. Or the internet makes you stupid. Basically anything that might embarrass me in public in front of my peers


Edit:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Black shirt that looks like a band shirt but it has dated rap sheet entries on the back instead of tour dates. Maybe do an art contest for a fake album cover for the front.

A shirt that has Krusty grilling meats but you get banned if you buy it.
Also great ideas

walgreenslatino fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Jun 24, 2017

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

t-shirts with the real name and address of a random goon

collect them all!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Shirts with an awkward photo of Lowtax on the front and a list of every noteworthy goon death printed on the back.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Yes hand drawn spaceships on shirts.

I can do that

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
flexfit is a must goon sir

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
"Rising sun" style grenade logo bandana.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
city name sports team

Also shirts with Beet Wagon's dog kayak on them


Space Crabs fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Jun 24, 2017

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
COUNTRY NAME OLYMPIC TEAM

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Bill Goldberg posted:

a t-shirt with a picture of a funny bird. no text or grenade

A bird from the birds with arms photoshop.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a shirt with YOSPOS' color scheme that just says INFINITE VIRGIN over and over however many times the shirt can fit it

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

null posted:

"Rising sun" style grenade logo bandana.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
But make it a gif of a laughing skull

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A plain red t-shirt with a white circle in the middle, and a black marker.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GBS Superstar

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Front: Something Awful
Back: an internet forum mentioned in a documentary about Slenderman

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you can get pretty crazy with the shirts since you can do campaigns now where they only get made if a certain amount of people buy them, so no worrying about making a fiesta cat of shirts where you are stuck with 500 units of "BIG BUTTS MOTHER FUTZ" t-shirts or something

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Professional babby former.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A heavily pixelated grenade logo (like it's censored) with a caption: 'This is truly... Something Awful'.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Something Awful with an arrow pointing downwards to my dick

Edit: same thing on the back

KingShibby
Jan 30, 2004

Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you...

Yams Fan
I miss moofwear

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
"ask me if i have stairs in my house" shirt

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:


Black shirt that looks like a band shirt but it has dated rap sheet entries on the back instead of tour dates. Maybe do an art contest for a fake album cover for the front.


This is a great idea. I'd definitely buy this.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

flerp posted:

"ask me if i have stairs in my house" shirt

I'm cringing so hard right now. My face is stuck in this position

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Anything with :burgerpug: on it.

Actually I probably wouldn't buy that.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
A bunch of doobie stuff

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

its all nice on rice posted:

A shirt with The Something Awful phrase "The Internet Makes You Stupid" with the "stupid" part on the back.

On the front "Something Awful!"
On the back "Stupid!"

Dark grey on black.

eta: I don't see a poll...hmm.

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

Slenderman shirt w/ girl mugshots on the back

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Front: Never Forget 9/11
Back: lmao

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


I would buy and also wear a burger pug shirt proudly

hathfallen
Dec 22, 2003
black t-shirt with a gravestone that reads:

RIP
SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM
1999-

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

goatface posted:

Muumuus with a grenade and goatse pattern.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
:krust:

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
I think smilies are a rich resource

:buttfame:

:forkbomb:

:whatup:

:cumpolice:

:trumppop:

:greencube:

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

Shirt with "dead and gay no more" on the front

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


A black plastic replica grenade that says Something Awful on the spoon. To go on my desk.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
High resolution henget

:henget:

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JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:


Black shirt that looks like a band shirt but it has dated rap sheet entries on the back instead of tour dates. Maybe do an art contest for a fake album cover for the front.

I'd buy this, seriously.

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