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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Tane.

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
But seriously any "merch" I buy needs to look normal to someone who has no clue what SA is.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Words on shirts are basically shitters.

taco_fox
Dec 14, 2005

a shirt with a link to the official Something Awful Patreon page. you might have to make that page first for it to make sense, though

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
a severely artifacted jpeg of fiesta cat

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Literal actual SA branded grenades? I mean, I feel like it's a solved problem from a technical standpoint and it can't really be that difficult to synthesize RDX, right?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
"The Goatman Liives."

"In Our Hearts"

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

jeff smisek posted:

I would buy and also wear a burger pug shirt proudly

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
The real question is would I ever wear anything but burgerpug tee-shirts? Only by force

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
The image listed for Something Awful on KnowYourMeme.com looks like a t-shirt design already:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
With a revenue stream through shirts you could also have shirt contests with prizes (shirts).

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
City Name Sports Team for sure.

White is okay, but grey would be nice too.

I like the rap sheet/DGSW idea too. Front could have a 2 x 2, 4 x 4, or 6 x 6 table of the various DGSW avatar variations, kinda like a Warhol painting. Back could have his rap sheet.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Internetjack posted:

City Name Sports Team for sure.

White is okay, but grey would be nice too.

I like the rap sheet/DGSW idea too. Front could have a 2 x 2, 4 x 4, or 6 x 6 table of the various DGSW avatar variations, kinda like a Warhol painting. Back could have his rap sheet.

Interesting to monetize a permabanned user...

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
city name sports team please.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Psycho Society posted:

Interesting to monetize a permabanned user...

I think of DGSW as more of a naturally occurring phenomenon; a force of nature so to speak.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
How about a T-Shirt that has a picture of the loving coffee mug I've been owed since 2005

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I literally have no idea how it happened, and absolutely no understanding of the phrase "dgsw is permanently banned." It makes no sense to me.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I literally have no idea how it happened, and absolutely no understanding of the phrase "dgsw is permanently banned." It makes no sense to me.

He uploaded 7 flags with the site flag uploader and troposphere permabanned him

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
A shirt that reads "im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace."

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

On the front:

Top says "Transformers"

Then before and after pics of shmorky.

Back says "SA"

Make news by getting cease and desist order from Michael Bay.

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
"GBS hates women"

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

taco_fox posted:

a shirt with a link to the official Something Awful Patreon page. you might have to make that page first for it to make sense, though

R-Type posted:

How about a T-Shirt that has a picture of the loving coffee mug I've been owed since 2005

Ha



But burger pug is the only acceptable response

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

it should have a skull

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Space Crabs posted:

burger pug is the only acceptable response


(PBUH)

Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Jun 24, 2017

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
"I love my dead gay forum"

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

SA-branded condoms, with pre-poked holes in them.

Also

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009



Size xs plz

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Crop top

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

Beefeater posted:

The phrase and grenade logo would be pretty cool.

This. High quality fitted t-shirt if possible. I'll buy one.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Pretty much anything with the grenade logo would be fantastic, and would go great with my line of work.

Alternatively, KING CUBIVORE t-shirts

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

A "Free Caro" t-shirt.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Pic of doom house doll

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Microwaves mom

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Bill Goldberg posted:

a t-shirt with a picture of a funny bird. no text or grenade

Maybe a bird with arms?

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hold a competition where members of the forums stretch their assholes out.

Whoever has the biggest, cavernous bhole gets to be the new goatse and put on an official t-shirt.

Money on Three Olives

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Inga awoo merch

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Also dad gay, so what shirts

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Internetjack posted:

City Name Sports Team for sure.

White is okay, but grey would be nice too.

I like the rap sheet/DGSW idea too. Front could have a 2 x 2, 4 x 4, or 6 x 6 table of the various DGSW avatar variations, kinda like a Warhol painting. Back could have his rap sheet.

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