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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Emoticon embroidered polo shirts

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Also dad gay, so what shirts

Here's a mockup

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Idk about rights but some repros of particularly good shirts would be nice. For instance, that wizard saying "death is certain". Or the dog who says America deserved 9/11. Obviously you should survey these designs, but I toxx that I would buy one of each if they were ever made

And is moof still around? My moof shirt is getting yellowed

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Here's a mockup



Oh I meant like a green t-shirt with fake stains on the collar

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

also what about those people in the gbs tv t shirts
what was gbs tv, the world may never know

e: this one, based on the grenade and other factors, i believe these are goons

Macasaurus fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Jun 24, 2017

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Paladinus posted:

Front: Something Awful
Back: an internet forum mentioned in a documentary about Slenderman

Just a longass list of thingd invented here, starting with stuff like 9/11 plane guy and all your base and ending eith slenderman

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Hoodies because I'm a hoodlum

a slim fit for me thanks :grin:

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bobbleheads. A shitload of bobbleheads.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

The image listed for Something Awful on KnowYourMeme.com looks like a t-shirt design already:


I agree, this does look good.

Hustlin Floh posted:

Bobbleheads. A shitload of bobbleheads.

Abe bobblehead?

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I remember reading a long rear end time ago Mrs. Lowtax said she would wear a DGSW t-shirt.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

T-shirt idea. KirkJ's face and text below :'hello.jpg old friend'

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

nthing City Name Sports Team designs, not because i'd buy it but because a lot of goons would. also that's a good dog

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
City Name Sports Team

Doom House / Mood House stuff

Gaming Garbage stuff

jeromas
Aug 30, 2007

All full. Is that it? Naw, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'.
College Slice
The Get Out frog and stupid newbie avatar.

E: And make the stupid newbie T shirt in infant sizes.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

jon joe posted:

But seriously any "merch" I buy needs to look normal to someone who has no clue what SA is.

i would probably get a gimmick poo poo one to sleep in, but yeah this.

meselfs
Sep 26, 2015

The body may die, but the soul is always rotten
I'd pay good money for city name sports team.

Also,

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Dunno how robust Amazon's t-shirt templates are but in addition to City Name Sports Team I would pay several Canadian Pesos for a T-shirt with the "EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng" post on it in full.

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

Hip Now and Wow! posted:

bear pope tshirts.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Lowtax bobble head figurine.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
I would like a shirt with a hand drawn spaceship on it please

but yeah i would buy pretty much anything with a grenade or maybe the words "help im trapped in an aging forum on the internet" printed on it. Please hurry give me more ways to spend money

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Doom House DVD with special features.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Jabberlock posted:

Doom House DVD with special features.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Jumping on the updated City Name Sports Team bandwagon.

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002
I bought four of the metal grenade keychains in like 2005 and have been hoarding them ever since. I've broken three and my last one is staring to get weak after a few years of abuse, I'm worried about the little feller :ohdear:

I guess what I'm saying is I'd like to buy more keychains

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy
And bottle openers!

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink


I love that it looks like an old timey hobo beard.

Beta Orbiter
May 27, 2017

CassandraZara posted:

"GBS hates women"

This.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Edgar posted:

Lowtax bobble head figurine.

I want abe with the fruit hat and trademark red shirt.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Black tee, YOSPOS logo, comes in two versions - one where the tiny bit of trim is green, one amber.
If you can do custom labels it should have a pixelated Cosby, with Nice! overlaid.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I demand a tiny bart t-shirt



But seriously, the grenade logo, "internet makes you stupid," and good ol' city name sports team all sound good.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I want an actual grenade. You can paint it black.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

A very long time ago you sold shot glasses with the SA grenade logo on them. I'd buy some of those.

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


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- Wisdom of the ages.

Guy Mann posted:

Dunno how robust Amazon's t-shirt templates are but in addition to City Name Sports Team I would pay several Canadian Pesos for a T-shirt with the "EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng" post on it in full.

yes i would buy and wear this, to bed, happily.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
RAP

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Here's a mockup



Have "inga awoooooooo" on there somewhere so it looks like they're howling

PS1 Hagrid
Sep 17, 2007

Whatever the design print only this on shirts regardless of what people order

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I'm still sad I never got one of those SA grenade key chains from a million years ago. I don't wear T-shirts because I'm a fancy boy.

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