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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Just put Fragmaster up for sale.

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

where's the poll?

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

Malcolm Excellent posted:

COUNTRY NAME OLYMPIC TEAM

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Pre-mntdewed keyboards

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Goatse underwear

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Plain grenade logo stuff
CAN'T stuff

Like the idea of the band shirt with rap sheet dates on the back too, or do it with the dates people got de-modded from gbs/whatever

Night Pay
Nov 22, 2016

by Smythe
Gernade butt plug, I'll take ten

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i'd buy a grenade shirt with my regdate on it

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



A tshirt with the krust on front and suck my dick you fuckman on the back

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I still have my "The Internet Makes You Stupid" license plate frame. Get more of that poo poo.

And city name sports team.

Also I totally bothered you about merch so thanks

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

A poster with a step-by-step guide to turning your monitor on.

"What Would Lowtax Do" bracelets

A t-shirt that reads "I only play VALU-SOFT games!"

A "Your Band Sucks" shirt

A Fashion SWAT shirt with a little Fashion SWAT van on it.

A shirt without text that shows the Pusher Robot about to shove someone down the stairs

Some sort of Awful Movie Database shirt but I don't have a design idea

Tons of grenade logo stuff

Post-it notes with "Don't sign your post" printed on them

A "we need bugs and frogs" shirt, but IDK if anyone other than me remembers that joke/article

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

bagmonkey posted:

I still have my "The Internet Makes You Stupid" license plate frame. Get more of that poo poo.
I didn't know this existed, but yes. This is great.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Buttons and stickers of various stuff would also be good. Things you can stick on folders, backpacks, etc.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

SA window decals/bumper stickers

Edit: "I am protected" fake insurance cards you can keep in your wallet.

SA poster business cards

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:


I would purchase the above image in poster or t-shirt format.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM

and

COUNTRY NAME OLYMPIC TEAM

please. Preferably something I could slap on my car to look like a dickhead.

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit
CITY NAME
SPORTS TEAM



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A wife-beater with the word 'COOL' on the front, as seen in the hit flash animation Gaming Guyz, worn by Paulo.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Rock em sock em robots but it's uwe boll and lowtax

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Do you think you can do a cross-promo with Big Dog? I only wear their shirt s.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
look pal, America deserved 9/11

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Serious tee shirt suggestions

Leonard "J" Crabs lawfirm
JeffK gamer shirt
The get out frog
Doom house

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


YES

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Trunko posted:

Serious tee shirt suggestions

Leonard "J" Crabs lawfirm
JeffK gamer shirt
The get out frog
Doom house
Leonard J Crabs letterhead stationary

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

A shirt that has Krusty grilling meats but you get banned if you buy it.

This, but buying the shirt gets you unbanned or unprobated if your offense was a Krusty one.

A new shirt must be purchased for each offense. So Drad_bert et al would end up gifting their excess Krusty shirts to other goons and even to normals, thereby further spreading the Kult of Krust. :krust:

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Jun 24, 2017

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Dontrel the Dolphin shirt.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
LLJK shirt

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

SA Funko Pop Vinyls

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh



10% of the profits go to an LGBTQ organization

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
Make a shirt with my cat on it.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!



On a shirt

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
LOCAL COLLEGE SPORTS TEAM or LOCAL UNIVERSITY SPORTS TEAM shirts

with selectable shirt and word coloring when you order so you could match it to your school (like yellow and blue for Michigan or orange and black for Oregon State)

and let everyone know you support the college but are also way too cool and ironic.

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
Or that quote about open palm slamming a tape of Riddick and doing all the moves.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Xaintrailles posted:



I would purchase the above image in poster or t-shirt format.

:bisonyes:

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Something Awful moisturizing lotion

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

The dog with the bratwurst in its mouth

Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Actual grenades.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Egbert Souse posted:

Something Awful moisturizing lotion

Lowtax will get sued for goopy keyboards.

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lohli
Jun 30, 2008

Jihad Me At Hello posted:

Actual grenades.

Some inert, some live.

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