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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

A t-shirt with Nukie and Mac on it.

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

lohli posted:

Some inert, some live.

Personally I think we're long overdue for Something Awful LLC. getting its license to sell Title II firearms.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Doom House: Criterion Collection

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
Zybourne Clock shirts

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Would totally buy a new CNST shirt/hat.

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Dontrel the Dolphin shirt.

This would be great.


ps free dad gay

Deadbeat Poetry fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Jun 24, 2017

Carpet
Apr 2, 2005

Don't press play
was literally thinking yesterday i'd like a new cnst t-shirt, so that

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

I've always thought "4 balls, 5 aces" would make for a stupid but enjoyable shirt.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
city name sports team

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
a zip up hoodie with the SA grenade
t shirt with something awful dot com

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Black speedos with the grenade on front and 'SA' on the back.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

I would buy a krusty shirt.

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Macasaurus posted:


you can change the year as appropriate and it would be fine i think

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Dontrel the Dolphin mousepads

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Hogge Wild posted:

Black speedos with the grenade on front and 'SA' on the back.

Hogge needs some proper attire for bothering rare seals

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Totally want a ball cap with the logo on it or something like that

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

DisgracelandUSA posted:

I would buy a krusty shirt.

Official Something Awful bootleg Simpsons merchandise

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Adar posted:

City Name Sports Team stuff was genuinely funny and I would buy more of it.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

SA Fidget Spinner
This

Also SA grenade key rings
Signed photograph of Lowtax
SA mouse pad
Get out frog plush
@somethingawful email addresses
Gas chamber fidget cube

Actuarial Fables
Jul 29, 2014

Taco Defender
I'd like to see a polo with the grenade logo, but have it available in different colors:

- classic white/grey
- powerful and intimidating pink
- calming and cool light blue
- regrettable green

e. The idea could apply to a regular t-shirt now that I think about it.

Actuarial Fables fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Jun 24, 2017

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Macasaurus posted:


you can change the year as appropriate and it would be fine i think

One of these but make the year in the future

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Can't find a larger version of this particular one, but I'd be happy with this design:



on the breast of a T-shirt, maybe with a subtle grenade logo in one of the right corners as an asterisk. You could put the "asterisk" there and on the bottom of the shirt in small lettering "sorry for your loss."

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

AHAHAHA!
loving make this and I will buy it.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Get out frog with sph

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Get out frog with sph

whats sph?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

Can't find a larger version of this particular one, but I'd be happy with this design:



on the breast of a T-shirt, maybe with a subtle grenade logo in one of the right corners as an asterisk. You could put the "asterisk" there and on the bottom of the shirt in small lettering "sorry for your loss."

Yeah I like the more subtle or abstract designs that aren't immediately identifiable as "funy meme" or whatever

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Don't google "sph toy", my friend. Ignorance is bliss.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Hint: it stands for "strategically placed hole"

gibb3h
Jul 15, 2014

mind the walrus posted:

Can't find a larger version of this particular one, but I'd be happy with this design:



on the breast of a T-shirt, maybe with a subtle grenade logo in one of the right corners as an asterisk. You could put the "asterisk" there and on the bottom of the shirt in small lettering "sorry for your loss."

And WOM. :wom:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gibb3h posted:

And WOM. :wom:

no loving way they can make a shirt do that

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

Pic of micromancer with caption "i gently caress on the first date"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sancho posted:

Pic of micromancer with caption "i gently caress on the first date"

or just "that" pic of micromancer. I would spend twenty bucks to buy that

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK
Also, since the idea is to save These forums you could make some o those silicone bracelets people sell when their friends have ball cancer and can't afford treatments. A Save Something Awful campaign bracelet in some garish colors that says The Internet Makes You Stupid.

If you sold them for like 3 bucks you could be A hundredaire in just a few short months. Probably.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
I would buy a City Name Sports Team shirt and a grenade logo coffee mug.

Servaetes
Sep 10, 2003

False enemy or true friend?
I'd also pick up that stuff and just the regular old grenade logo on a shirt, like white grenade on black shirt or a black grenade on gray, something like that.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tailored Sauce posted:

I would buy a City Name Sports Team shirt

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no loving way they can make a shirt do that

Probably could, but not cheaply. Some sort of e-ink pixel screen woven into the fabric that just says WOM until you press the button that makes it cycle. Build a kinetic charger and some flexible battery into the seams. Making it washable would be the hard part.

Give it 5-10 years.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Hip Now and Wow! posted:

Also, since the idea is to save These forums you could make some o those silicone bracelets people sell when their friends have ball cancer and can't afford treatments. A Save Something Awful campaign bracelet in some garish colors that says The Internet Makes You Stupid.

If you sold them for like 3 bucks you could be A hundredaire in just a few short months. Probably.

Something Awful DNR bracelets - I love it!

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

goatface posted:

Probably could, but not cheaply. Some sort of e-ink pixel screen woven into the fabric that just says WOM until you press the button that makes it cycle. Build a kinetic charger and some flexible battery into the seams. Making it washable would be the hard part.

Give it 5-10 years.

Take one of these https://www.amazon.com/Sound-Activated-Raver-T-Shirt-Large/dp/B0045LX74Q scrap the colors, add more squares, make it so they spell out wom.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I GOT THIS SHIRT FROM A
DEPRESSED GAY TEEN



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chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
A red hat that says:

MAKE SOMETHING
AWFUL AGAIN
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