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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Batterypowered7 posted:

Take one of these https://www.amazon.com/Sound-Activated-Raver-T-Shirt-Large/dp/B0045LX74Q scrap the colors, add more squares, make it so they spell out wom.

Nah, that's bulky and rubbish.

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Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Grenade shaped popcorn.

Lowtax shaped gummi bears.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

How about a Something Awful coffee table book of the best threads and posts with annotations

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

"im gay" t-shirt

vibrator that looks like lowtax's head

license plate frame with the goatman's hands on the sides

Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Egbert Souse posted:

How about a Something Awful coffee table book of the best threads and posts with annotations

This is an amazing idea! The greatest hits.

I would throw down $30-50 for one. All kidding aside.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

A mass-produced version of the Barnacle Jim dildo.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Jihad Me At Hello posted:

This is an amazing idea! The greatest hits.

I would throw down $30-50 for one. All kidding aside.

what threads would would you use?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I'd buy an @somethingawful email address, would be real easy for Lowtax to set up, too.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

chickie nugs for brekkie posted:

A red hat that says:

MAKE SOMETHING
AWFUL AGAIN
:trumppop:

This is good and doesn't involve wearing a grenade on your shirt in the era of terrorist anxiety. Also as great as the krust man is I think some Groehning or Göring guy still owns the copyrights and now that Sam Simon is dead you're unlikely to get a license by offering him cocaine or proving that you pet your dog a lot

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

extra stout posted:

This is good and doesn't involve wearing a grenade on your shirt in the era of terrorist anxiety. Also as great as the krust man is I think some Groehning or Göring guy still owns the copyrights and now that Sam Simon is dead you're unlikely to get a license by offering him cocaine or proving that you pet your dog a lot

Sam simon is dead?

lohli
Jun 30, 2008

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Sam simon is dead?

Butt cancer got him.


chickie nugs for brekkie posted:

A red hat that says:

MAKE SOMETHING
AWFUL AGAIN
:trumppop:

Bundle it with health insurance for traumatic head injury for when someone mistakes it for a MAGA hat.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lohli posted:

Butt cancer got him.


Bundle it with health insurance for traumatic head injury for when someone mistakes it for a MAGA hat.

really? Sam Simon is dead from butt cancer?
aww.
https://kielcoloncancer.org/kicking-colon-cancers-butt-remembering-sam-simon-creator-simpsons/

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
sell odd figurines

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
ask kc green to draw sumit he gooned once

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Shirts that say "Je suis Cliff Yablonski."

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
A shirt with the silhouette of a fidget spinner and it says "IN IT...TO FIDGET"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Alan Smithee posted:

sell odd figurines

Mush Man
Jun 25, 2010

Nintendo announces Frolf means Frog Golf.
Oven Wrangler
Leonard J. Crabs business cards

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Those absurd, ugly, huge-headed, vinyl things.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

jon joe posted:

I'd buy an @somethingawful email address, would be real easy for Lowtax to set up, too.

Different, but I like it.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mush Man posted:

Leonard J. Crabs business cards

I will literally pay for some new ones

EnvyJ
May 4, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Shmorkys face

The General
Mar 4, 2007


City name sports team! That's all I want!

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
My idea for the MSAA hat included an embroidered :trumppop:, not that it would deter assault

Vargs posted:

license plate frame with the goatman's hands on the sides

Would buy

Xarthor
Nov 11, 2003

Need Ink or Toner for
Your Printer?

Check out my
Thread in SA-Mart!



Lipstick Apathy
I want one that just says "These Loss Edits are Getting Increasingly Obscure"

Put the grenade logo on on the back maybe.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
I'd buy one that says "Imagine Your Design Here", sure

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Vargs posted:


vibrator that looks like lowtax's head


So this but lowtax instead? :nws:

https://youtu.be/msfHwjgypH0

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Vargs posted:

license plate frame with the goatman's hands on the sides

Actually this is a fantastic idea I wanna change my vote to this

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Tinybart

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Front: "Look at the back of my shirt"
Back: *AggroGator banner ad*

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem


:homebrew::effort::homebrew:

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Pullovers


no, wait. Zip-ups.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Can i get a fleshlight insert modeled after Ozma?

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Vargs posted:

vibrator that looks like lowtax's head

pre or post uwe boll?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Why doesn't lowtax post anymore

lohli
Jun 30, 2008

goatface posted:

Those absurd, ugly, huge-headed, vinyl things.

I would buy Leonard Crabs funkopops.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

insulated staircase posted:

Grenade logo hat
I have one and it's way old and beyond repair and I would happily buy two, one for now, and one for later.


P.S. I work inside a big airport and I'd wear it to work.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Over There posted:

Why doesn't lowtax post anymore

This but on a shirt

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Mush Man posted:

Leonard J. Crabs business cards

I would buy these.

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insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

jon joe posted:

I'd buy an @somethingawful email address, would be real easy for Lowtax to set up, too.

i like this idea a lot i would buy one

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