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violentlycitrus
Aug 3, 2004

I also like the email address idea

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
put a grenade on strapback hat and in some kind of earthtone color and i will buy it
not saying you should make that specific merch just saying thats how easy it is to get my money

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i want a somethingawful email address now too

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Shirt: "I fought Uwe Boll and all I got was this stupid concussion."

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


gary oldmans diary posted:

i want a somethingawful email address now too

Good for SA cos yearly subscription. Using Google apps service or some good upstream provider, could almost totally forget about administering it. Easy recurring revenue.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Jun 25, 2017

Ramen Pride!
Jan 13, 2001
Has anyone asked for the old original classic black and white Grenade badge and "The Internet Makes You Stupid" design yet? I would love a new one! I wore and loved my old one to death.

...also this time make the print glow in the dark.

........and have American Apparel Tri-Blend or similar shirts as an option.

I would buy one for every member of my family.

and two for myself because I mourn my old classic one. Lasted a decade then got frisky with the bleach while cleaning the kitchen. It was also falling apart.

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.
I really want a shirt with the doobie dog house Fries. menu on the back and a dog house logo on the front. Maybe change the name and some menu items up to something SA related to avoid doobster legal troubles but keep the Fries.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Egbert Souse posted:

How about a Something Awful coffee table book of the best threads and posts with annotations

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
SA-branded mangosteen juice.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


SA branded "keyboard goop" energy drink.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Jun 25, 2017

Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what threads would would you use?

Like a chapter with the stories from the street sweeper guy. In between chapters you could have threads with 2nd post oneliners that destroy. Get some good dog pictures in there. Maybe not the keyboard goop thread.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

Monos Bullet posted:

I really want a shirt with the doobie dog house Fries. menu on the back and a dog house logo on the front. Maybe change the name and some menu items up to something SA related to avoid doobster legal troubles but keep the Fries.

The word Fries. over and over in a big jumble piled high

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

The General posted:

City name sports team! That's all I want!

Picnic Lunch
May 1, 2006

Damn tailgaters
Biscuit Hider

The General posted:

City name sports team! That's all I want!

A City Name Sports Team logo on a hat!

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
Gotta put my vote in for Krust

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Salt Fish posted:

A shirt with the silhouette of a fidget spinner and it says "IN IT...TO FIDGET"

A fidget spinner with the grenade logo in the center, and the three arms are all dicks.

I wouldn't buy one myself as I'm not at all gay.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Krusty grill and burger pug stuff, I'll buy it all

PS1 Hagrid
Sep 17, 2007

Fiestacat plushie but unironically.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Kodak plush

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem


"The Terrible Secret of Space" -themed merch

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Bobbleheads of all your favorite moderators!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Good for SA cos yearly subscription. Using Google apps service or some good upstream provider, could almost totally forget about administering it. Easy recurring revenue.
an email address you pay for even once is already more expensive than 99% of email addresses. i dont think subscription would work

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Different weapons via mail order, with forums quotes and usernames engraved on them. That way when they inevitably are used in killing sprees the news will have to report that the weapon had 'Your Dead Gay Son' or 'Oobies Og Ous' engraved on it.

PS1 Hagrid
Sep 17, 2007

Inspirational forums quote posters written in an incomprehensible cursive.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I think it was from SA Mart and not SA itself, but reprints of the "babies vs liquid boron" shirt would be good too. B

PS1 Hagrid
Sep 17, 2007

My Tank Is Fight audiobook.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Read by Gilbert Gottfried.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

jon joe posted:

I'd buy an @somethingawful email address, would be real easy for Lowtax to set up, too.

whoa hell yeah

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

jon joe posted:

I'd buy an @somethingawful email address, would be real easy for Lowtax to set up, too.

Hell yeah me too

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

Vargs posted:


license plate frame with the goatman's hands on the sides


This

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ROFLburger posted:

whoa hell yeah

I would get in on that

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

goatface posted:

Read by Gilbert Gottfried.

Audiobook of Gilbert Gottfried reading Something Awful Forums posts

lohli
Jun 30, 2008

Egbert Souse posted:

Audiobook of Gilbert Gottfried reading Something Awful Forums posts

24/7 Livestream of Gottfried reading posts as and when they are made.

Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.
Maternity wear with "My polluted womb is filling up heaven."

Or a Free Big Peeler shirt.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
How about an official SA grenade. Just have them all 3D printed since no one in this damned country makes anything anymore:







Edit: images are hard. Hur....

Rad-daddio fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jun 26, 2017

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

Evil SpongeBob posted:

Maternity wear with "My polluted womb is filling up heaven."

Or a Free Big Peeler shirt.

*poison womb

if we're going retro maybe steal this bad boy for somethin

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Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

holy poo poo I need this

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