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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Bill Goldberg posted:

a t-shirt with a picture of a funny bird. no text or grenade

Maybe a bird with arms?

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Inga awoo merch

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Also dad gay, so what shirts

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Internetjack posted:

City Name Sports Team for sure.

White is okay, but grey would be nice too.

I like the rap sheet/DGSW idea too. Front could have a 2 x 2, 4 x 4, or 6 x 6 table of the various DGSW avatar variations, kinda like a Warhol painting. Back could have his rap sheet.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Emoticon embroidered polo shirts

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Idk about rights but some repros of particularly good shirts would be nice. For instance, that wizard saying "death is certain". Or the dog who says America deserved 9/11. Obviously you should survey these designs, but I toxx that I would buy one of each if they were ever made

And is moof still around? My moof shirt is getting yellowed

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Here's a mockup



Oh I meant like a green t-shirt with fake stains on the collar

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Paladinus posted:

Front: Something Awful
Back: an internet forum mentioned in a documentary about Slenderman

Just a longass list of thingd invented here, starting with stuff like 9/11 plane guy and all your base and ending eith slenderman

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Emoticon merch such as patches and pins. The SA emots are excellent

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Fansy posted:

what about a shirt with peepee the frog



I like it

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah that stupid Frog is more of an SA mascot than anything else and we all know it.

Frogs are cool

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Glad to see most of he admired content was created by people who were pushed out of the forums



Makes u think

How about making some little backer rewards so that if, say, people buy over $100 of dgsw merch, he is unbanned and welcomed back

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I'm not kidding I'd pay up to $40 or so for a listen bub america deseeved 9/11 fake big dog shirt

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Lowtax's writing and characters were always good and I wish he could come up with some modern material but alas all he does is make videos and as a speedreader I hate sitting through videos

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
So Lowtax, if you had a special literary zine I would Patreon for that

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Peachfart posted:

This was the front page 15 years ago.

It was what first brought me to the forums. That and being active on planethalflife

Take that as you will

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Jihad Me At Hello posted:

What about a shirt with some jokes on it.

How about a shirt that says "jihad me at hello"?

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Waroduce posted:

I would really just like a black T-shirt or a white T-shirt with the grenade on the front and the internet makes you stupid on the back so I can wear the shirt in public or to the office and not look like a massive nerd

I would wear a shirt that just said the internet makes you stupid on the front, printed in black on black or white on white. That's the only way it wouldn't be an embarassing as hell black statement t-shirt.

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