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i never knew i wanted something so badly
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Jun 24, 2017 23:21
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Szymanski posted:Space Ventura: Fett Detective Thanks for this.
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Jun 24, 2017 23:43
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"How would you like me to make your life a living hell, Solo?" "Well Jabba, I'm not really ready for a relationship yet, but thank you for asking."
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moose face posted:Why make this movie Spaceballs is finally too aged to be enjoyed. this is a wrong opinion
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Girls avoid this thread at parties because it's always angry and tries to get the girls to go home with them to watch Primer and not to smoosh.
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Jun 25, 2017 01:10
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agh quote != edit
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FINKLE IS EINHORN
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Jun 25, 2017 01:11
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In this case the Wookie saw the size of the Ewok's dick and became insanely jealous.
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I liked Rogue One well enough. It looked and felt like it fit in the classic Star Wars universe and that's honestly all I needed for a couple hours entertainment. I wish the characters had been more fleshed out, but it serves to lend some more weight to the plight of the Rebellion, and it was pretty cool to have a new story set with classic storm troopers and the like. I think people like RLM think the film is more cynical than it is, and while it may not be a mindblowing film, it's got a lot of cool scenes and I liked the sarcastic robot. while i generally agree some things were pretty cynical like diversity bingo and the reshoots they did because people might've been upset about terrorism (iirc there's still one vestige of this where a guy just blows himself up in the first attack on the stormtroopers which was funny). also cutting the longing tender stroke the dying asian blind dude gave his boyfriend for the chinese audience lolol. i gather the reshoots are what led to the main chick's really hammy speeches. vader going apeshit on the rebels in the corridor was cool because it was totally unexpected.
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who the gently caress is han solo
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Orkin Mang posted:who the gently caress is han solo He's that guy.
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I'd really enjoy "Darth Vader fucks poo poo up for two hours: the movie"
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Jun 25, 2017 01:21
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naem posted:I'd really enjoy "Darth Vader fucks poo poo up for two hours: the movie" i just googled darth vader. his costume is kind of silly and it makes it hard for me to take him seriously.
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Jun 25, 2017 01:21
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naem posted:I'd really enjoy "Darth Vader fucks poo poo up for two hours: the movie" Like he goes to Mexico, where the laws REALLY don't apply and just goes fuckin' ham with his lightsaber on a bunch of drunken tourists on Spring Break.
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haljordan posted:Like he goes to Mexicoll system, where the laws REALLY don't apply and just goes fuckin' ham with his lightsaber on a bunch of drunken space tourists on galactic break.
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C'mon, think! Anakin and Vader, in it together. How? Why? *Han and Chewie sit in The Thinker pose* Alright, here we go! Answer's right there, just got to get some blood to the brain. *Han jumping up and down* Anakin and Vader. *Chewbacca jumping up and down* Anakin and Vader. Anakin and Vader. Anakin and Vader. Vader. Anakin. Anakin. Vader. Anakin...and Vader.... Wait a minute...that's it! Anakin is Vader. Vader is Anakin! Vader is a man! Oh my god, Vader is a man! 
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Jun 25, 2017 01:32
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I hope they make sure the movie isn't too comedic and hurt the tone. You know, by doing stuff like Han Solo wisecracking or charging at stormtroopers or getting a tool box dumped on his head
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Jun 25, 2017 01:32
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sounds like a jar jar binks half life mod
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Jun 25, 2017 01:34
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I bet if you huffed carbonite you would get ROYALLY hosed up
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Jun 25, 2017 01:35
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Was anyone even looking forward to this movie? At least making it an outright comedy would make it unique and different, possibly really entertaining too. But nah we're just going to get a mediocre movie instead.
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Jun 25, 2017 01:36
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Dude! Where's my falcon?
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Jun 25, 2017 01:39
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Get ready for lots of rewrites and reshoots then, because Disney is incapable of making an enjoyable Star Wars movie.
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Also Ace's landlord in the first movie was Hector Salamanca lol
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Jun 25, 2017 01:43
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Blahsmack posted:bumble bee tuna Excuse me, your balls are showing.
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Jun 25, 2017 01:43
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Star Wars is movies for children. They should be light and funny like minions.
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Star Wars is movies for children. They should be light and funny like minions. 
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Jun 25, 2017 01:57
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Star Wars is movies for children. They should be light and funny like minions. All movies are for children and adults who watch movies are mentally ill.
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Jun 25, 2017 01:58
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That's more like it. Luke is so much more relatable when he looks like a character we are all familiar with.
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Jun 25, 2017 02:01
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As long as we get more content about Life Day.
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Jun 25, 2017 02:05
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I just saw that this has Emilia Clarke in it. Hard pass.
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Jun 25, 2017 02:32
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Boba Fett is mad at Dan Marino
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I just saw that this has Emilia Clarke in it. Hard pass. Eye brows need work too
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Tim Whatley posted:Boba Fett is mad at Dan Marino Boba Fett played by Dan Marino's real life love child
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Egbert Souse posted:I hope they make sure the movie isn't too comedic and hurt the tone.
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Jun 25, 2017 02:51
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Gazpacho posted:the thing about comic relief is that it needs a "serious" story to play off of Like Han catching space AIDS?
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Jun 25, 2017 02:53
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Tim Whatley posted:Boba Fett is mad at Dan Marino "This place kicker is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive."
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Jun 25, 2017 02:54
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Gazpacho posted:btw someone post the baby wookiee gif 
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thats not it
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Really hoping cannibal corpse is the cantina band
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