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Gazpacho posted:thats not it it fuckin is now, deal with it
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yall are misinterpreting the quote what it means by comparable to ace ventura is that its extremely racist homophobic and transphobic from a modern perspective
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Jun 25, 2017 04:11
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:that its extremely racist homophobic and transphobic from a modern perspective To be fair, so is everything you've ever loved including stuff that was purposefully trying to be respectful.
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:yall are misinterpreting the quote what it means by comparable to ace ventura is that its extremely racist homophobic and transphobic from a modern perspective He's a space trucker, so I wouldn't accept Solo if he wasn't all those things
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Jun 25, 2017 04:13
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I for one like ace venture pet detect
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Jun 25, 2017 04:16
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They've gone plaid!
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Literally A Person posted:To be fair, so is everything you've ever loved including stuff that was purposefully trying to be respectful. hey i like the ace ventura movies a lot but im sure you can see why disney might not want the directors to go in that direction right now
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:hey i like the ace ventura movies a lot but im sure you can see why disney might not want the directors to go in that direction right now Totally. It just had to be said.
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WatermelonGun posted:Really hoping cannibal corpse is the cantina band blaster smashed face 
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Jun 25, 2017 06:37
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*Han visits Chewbacca in an Imperial brig* "Come on, you need human contact, touch it" "Rauuwwwgh" *Han sets blaster down, unbuttons vest" "I KNOW HOW YOU'RE FEELING RIGHT NOW" "RAUUUGGHHWWHHW RAUHH" "I'M HERE FOR YOU" *presses chest against glass* "RAUUUUGGGHHHGWGWHWGW" *pounds the glass with hairy fists* "Oh Chewie!"
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Ace venture is such a toxic transphobic garbage fire....... He should have been happy and honored when he found out the woman he was making out with (and having sexuals with? I don't remember) was a transman.
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Jarjar IS Palpatine Palpatine IS jarjar!
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Jun 25, 2017 14:06
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It's almost as if they weren't taking a movie about space wizards and magic with a main character who's name is a masturbation pun seriously.
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[in the most hosed up sounding, phlegmy geek lisp imaginable] yall are misinterpreting the quote what it means by comparable to ace ventura is that its extremely racist homophobic and transphobic from a modern perspective
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Lumpy the Cook posted:[in the most hosed up sounding, phlegmy geek lisp imaginable] lmbo if you don't mentally filter all posts in such a manner.
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Jun 25, 2017 17:21
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Neurosis posted:while i generally agree some things were pretty cynical like diversity bingo and the reshoots they did because people might've been upset about terrorism (iirc there's still one vestige of this where a guy just blows himself up in the first attack on the stormtroopers which was funny). also cutting the longing tender stroke the dying asian blind dude gave his boyfriend for the chinese audience lolol. i gather the reshoots are what led to the main chick's really hammy speeches. vader going apeshit on the rebels in the corridor was cool because it was totally unexpected. I also like that lame joke he makes. Like sure, he's an unstoppable murder machine and the human embodiment of raw primal fear, but he's also a huge dork.
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Jun 25, 2017 18:05
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I wasn't interested in a young Han solo movie before this but if it's even half as good as this thread I'd watch the poo poo out of it
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Jun 25, 2017 18:17
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hmmm so they replaced lord & miller (funny and creative) with ron howard (joyless dreck) makes sense
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Jun 25, 2017 18:45
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Star wars is bad, so this makes sense
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Jun 25, 2017 18:48
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Han Solo (talking with butt cheeks): She's rear end enough for you, old man!
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Jun 25, 2017 18:51
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of course it's going to be a bad movie, it's a loving cash grab bullshit thing by Disney
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Jun 25, 2017 19:00
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numberoneposter posted:Hey, guys. Oh, Bantha Milk, huh? All right... Well, see you later! This made me laugh way harder than it should have.
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Jun 25, 2017 19:02
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OUR EWOK'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
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Jun 25, 2017 19:03
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Can't wait for the scene where the storm trooper drinks Han solos piss haha
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Jun 25, 2017 19:38
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Han Solo steps out of trash compactor, dripping wet, and visibly exhausted. "Do not! go in there" he shouts while catching his breath. Princess Leia rolls her eyes. Dan Marino and Darth Vader can be seen through the window in the background. They are circling one another with light sabers at the ready.
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What Disney wants: A dark, gritty take on Han Solo that allows him to rattle off snarky quips with his budy, Lando Calrissian. Han's parents will also have included a flaw in the Death Star design that will allow him to fly a YT freighter near the trench without anyone noticing it. What the world needs: Lando pretending that Han is his mentally-handicapped brother at the Imperial Funny Farm, and having the former distract the guards while a tutu-clad Han wanders around looking for his sidekick and best friend, Chewbacca.
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Jun 26, 2017 01:40
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They should've made a movie on whatever happened to the female Yoda (Yaddle) from the Phantom Menace. She's in that movie and is absent from Attack of the Clones. People demand to know what happened to Yaddle.
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Jun 26, 2017 01:50
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Yaddle could be in the Han Solo movie. Maybe she will hire Han to return her pet bantha, but she can't pay him so she just blows him. With the Force.
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Kuato posted:They should've made a movie on whatever happened to the female Yoda (Yaddle) from the Phantom Menace. She's in that movie and is absent from Attack of the Clones. People demand to know what happened to Yaddle. She read the script for Clone Wars and decided to kill herself I'm sorry you had to find out like this.
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Jun 26, 2017 02:12
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reignofevil posted:She read the script for Clone Wars and decided to kill herself I'm sorry you had to find out like this. 
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Actually, the ending of the film was going to explain the comedic nature of the film: Han Solo gets shot by a guy in an alley who steps out of the shadows and examines the features of the man he just shot. "Close enough," while rifling through Solo's pockets for his credis and ID. Solo weakly pulls his blaster out, fires, and misses. For this, he is shot again and again until he's a smoldering corpse. The man looks at the ID. "'Han Solo', huh...? I guess I can live with that." The gunman walks through the shadows as a light flashes on his face revealing him to be a young, CG'd Harrison Ford
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JediTalentAgent posted:Actually, the ending of the film was going to explain the comedic nature of the film: 
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JediTalentAgent posted:Actually, the ending of the film was going to explain the comedic nature of the film: That'd be good. Better than whatever we're getting with the current direction
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JediTalentAgent posted:Actually, the ending of the film was going to explain the comedic nature of the film:  that way we get the masturbation joke spelled out for us so no one misses it and feels bad about themselves for not being smart 
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lol do people actually give a poo poo about star wars anymore in any serious way the whole thing has been complete dog poo poo since like 1997
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Jun 26, 2017 16:38
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Teikanmi posted:lol do people actually give a poo poo about star wars anymore in any serious way That was the year I watched the star wars it's still pretty fresh to me.
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Star Wars has this constant Marvel fanboy-esque thing now and it's so god drat played out and boring and i'm so sick of it and posting about it that i'm just not going to post anymore about it bye
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I tried rewatching A New Hope as an adult Boy, that movie loving sucks rear end. You spend the first 30 minutes following around a boring effeminate robot, and then some more boring poo poo happens. Lucas better be sending half his check to John Williams and the other half to his wife, who had to edit that garbage in to something semi-coherent.
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Blue Star posted:Was anyone even looking forward to this movie? At least making it an outright comedy would make it unique and different, possibly really entertaining too. But nah we're just going to get a mediocre movie instead. It was the stuff he did in the original trilogy! That was young Han Solo, goddammit! Also re: expanded universe weasels I believe he hosed one of them.
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ElGroucho posted:I tried rewatching A New Hope as an adult He did send part of his check to Steven Spielberg.
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