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Elukka posted:There's a chance it could be decent but the premise is boring as gently caress. Oh, let's explore what Han Solo did when he was young! Plot point checklist: 1. Meets young Chewie for the first time when they're both orphans living in the streets. Funny hijinks ensue like stealing packets of instant-bread from street vendors. 2. Flash forward to young-adulthood. Stealing bread has turned into running shell games and selling bootleg bantha porn to unscrupulous space-tourists. 3. Young Lando shows up one day to point out the flaws in their technique. Invites them to a serous, no-limit poker game. 4. Han wins the game and Lando's shiny new ship that's called something cool like the Century Stallion but Han renames it because he's a dick. For extra dramatic effect, have Han and Lando fistfight after Han wins. Lando beats Han's rear end, drops the keys on the ground and then turns and walks away with a swirl of his cloak. 5. Does the Kessel Run for the first time. Uses the money to buy a sweet rear end vest. 6. SET PIECE: Saves a carbonite processing plant from destruction (oh the irony!) 7. Can't stop buying vests, has to take out a loan from Jabba. 8. Chase scene where he and Chewie escape from Jabba's goons, travel to Tatooine to hide. Upon arrival... "Lots of sand here. I've always liked sand." 9. Land at Mos Eisley, realize they don't have any money... some throwaway joke about "Next time, we get paid in advance!" 11. Walks into Cantina. 12. Credits.
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