Young Han Solo comparable to Jim Carrey's performance in Ace Ventura

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Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

I thought I was done with Star Wars after the shitshows of Episode VII and Rogue One, but I'd be up for Han Ventura: Hutt Detective. So who is going to be the male criminal cross-dressing to avoid getting caught?

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 18:40

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:23

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

What Disney wants: A dark, gritty take on Han Solo that allows him to rattle off snarky quips with his budy, Lando Calrissian. Han's parents will also have included a flaw in the Death Star design that will allow him to fly a YT freighter near the trench without anyone noticing it.

What the world needs: Lando pretending that Han is his mentally-handicapped brother at the Imperial Funny Farm, and having the former distract the guards while a tutu-clad Han wanders around looking for his sidekick and best friend, Chewbacca.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 01:40

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Yaddle could be in the Han Solo movie. Maybe she will hire Han to return her pet bantha, but she can't pay him so she just blows him. With the Force.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 02:07

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

JediTalentAgent posted:

Actually, the ending of the film was going to explain the comedic nature of the film:

Han Solo gets shot by a guy in an alley who steps out of the shadows and examines the features of the man he just shot.

"Close enough," while rifling through Solo's pockets for his credis and ID.

Solo weakly pulls his blaster out, fires, and misses. For this, he is shot again and again until he's a smoldering corpse. The man looks at the ID.

"'Han Solo', huh...? I guess I can live with that." The gunman walks through the shadows as a light flashes on his face revealing him to be a young, CG'd Harrison Ford

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 06:38

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Teikanmi posted:

lol do people actually give a poo poo about star wars anymore in any serious way

the whole thing has been complete dog poo poo since like 1997

White genocide retards do, but then they are retarded.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 16:53

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Young Han Solo opens the scene dressed as a Galactic Postal Service delivery man sneaking his way into Dengar's cousin's place to steal back a Twi'lek dancer's prize kath hound. When he returns it, she pays him in sexy time instead of credits.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 01:05