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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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everything about this sounds great and now richy fucken cunningham is gonna ruin the heck out of it )^:
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- Gatekeeper
- Aug 3, 2003
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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i never knew i wanted something so badly
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Jun 24, 2017 23:21
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- Gatekeeper
- Aug 3, 2003
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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Actually, the ending of the film was going to explain the comedic nature of the film:
Han Solo gets shot by a guy in an alley who steps out of the shadows and examines the features of the man he just shot.
"Close enough," while rifling through Solo's pockets for his credis and ID.
Solo weakly pulls his blaster out, fires, and misses. For this, he is shot again and again until he's a smoldering corpse. The man looks at the ID.
"'Han Solo'? Seriously?" The gunman makes a sarcastic jerk-off motion with his hand in the shadows as a light flashes on his face revealing him to be a young, CG'd Harrison Ford
that way we get the masturbation joke spelled out for us so no one misses it and feels bad about themselves for not being smart 
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