Dick Suckerberg

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FuriousxGeorge: Aug 8, 2007; We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

I definitely had less than zero conception of the possibility that Trump could win. But not for that reason, no. He's a loud aggressive reckless douchebag, it's easy to imagine a President like that.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 04:19

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# ? May 3, 2024 04:46

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Fat Lowtax posted:

Pork tenderloin sandwich. Iowa is his kind of place.

wait didnt zuckerberg say he was jewish again

# ? Jun 29, 2017 04:36

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Shear Modulus posted:

wait didnt zuckerberg say he was jewish again

such dietary restrictions are voluntary and actually rare among jews in this country, dunno about elsewhere though

# ? Jun 29, 2017 04:37

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

such dietary restrictions are voluntary and actually rare among jews in this country, dunno about elsewhere though

bernie would have none

# ? Jun 29, 2017 04:39

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Shear Modulus posted:

bernie would have none

well being a vegan does that already

# ? Jun 29, 2017 04:40

FuriousxGeorge: Aug 8, 2007; We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 05:03

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Bernie eats three steaks every night to keep his testosterone higher than Alex Jones

# ? Jun 29, 2017 06:01

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Marijuana will lessen the need for VR escapism so it's strictly prohibited.

EDIT: Steak is too

# ? Jun 29, 2017 06:24

Man Musk: Jan 13, 2010

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

# ? Jun 29, 2017 09:53

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Jun 29, 2017 10:35

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

# ? Jun 29, 2017 11:43

Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

Shear Modulus posted:

wait didnt zuckerberg say he was jewish again

most American Jews subscribe to less-strict variants of Judaism, and even then they're usually not that observant. he probably doesn't keep kosher or observe Shabbat

it's a significant point of conflict between Israeli Judaism (which is dominated by insane ultra-conservative sects with an iron grip on political power) and American Judaism (which is pretty progressive and mostly doesn't give a poo poo about stuff)

# ? Jun 29, 2017 15:48

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Main Paineframe posted:

most American Jews subscribe to less-strict variants of Judaism, and even then they're usually not that observant. he probably doesn't keep kosher or observe Shabbat

it's a significant point of conflict between Israeli Judaism (which is dominated by insane ultra-conservative sects with an iron grip on political power) and American Judaism (which is pretty progressive and mostly doesn't give a poo poo about stuff)

dude most definately does not keep kosher. he posted a picture of a pork tenderloin sandwich.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 17:08

Freaking Crumbum: Apr 17, 2003; Too fuck to drunk

FuriousxGeorge posted:

e: Actually now that I think of it I don't think Zuck can win. Country won't be able to imagine him as CINC of the military. Someone like Trump can exploit that.

lol in no scenario does the US look at zuck, after four years of tromp insanity, and say "there's no way this guy could be the CIC of the military! he wouldn't even threaten our closest foreign allies with nuclear annihilation because of the imaginary enemies and perceived slights that haunt his psyche every waking moment"

I'm not saying he'd be a good choice, or particularly effective, but I have strong doubts about your specific assertion

# ? Jun 29, 2017 18:16

Thug Lessons: Dec 14, 2006; I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.

Dick Suckerberg

# ? Jun 29, 2017 18:17

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

What would it take to cuck the Zuck?

# ? Jun 30, 2017 00:11

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

etalian posted:

What would it take to cuck the Zuck?

a bozo like bezos

# ? Jun 30, 2017 00:16

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

oops wrong thread zuck

# ? Jun 30, 2017 00:24

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

so a bit late to the facebook moderation guidelines chat, but is qpc just there to highlight the kinds of racism that zuckerberg thinks are really cool? cause they're unprotected in p much every example i saw.

# ? Jun 30, 2017 01:15

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

etalian posted:

What would it take to cuck the Zuck?

if he runs, a brutal cucking is guaranteed

# ? Jun 30, 2017 01:27

Thug Lessons: Dec 14, 2006; I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.

Oh my god, everyone. Dick Suckerberg.

# ? Jun 30, 2017 01:43

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Condiv posted:

so a bit late to the facebook moderation guidelines chat, but is qpc just there to highlight the kinds of racism that zuckerberg thinks are really cool? cause they're unprotected in p much every example i saw.

quasi protected

he has weird autist math to figure out how to apply moderation that self selects for the protection of white men, but not minority teen girls, or children

based on this, if he wins, he may kill us all

meanwhile, he is talking about the new jim crow, is visiting prisons, talking about healthcare, and has even implied he might 'legalize it', and we are still 3 years out from 2020

game theory:
the far left won't vote for him because there is nothing they hate more than someone who pays lip service to their causes without having an ideal background
they would prefer trump
if he mentions socialism,
or ending the war on drugs around centrists, they will also prefer trump
the minority vote for him will be depressed compared to clinton,
and mind you that vote didn't
help her win anyway
he will get the limousine liberal/techbro vote but it won't be enough
meanwhile, the incumbent advantage belongs to trump

TRUMP 2020

though zuck's campaign will be loving hilarious, as is the fact that he is even considering the presidency so, :munch:

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 02:28 on Jun 30, 2017

# ? Jun 30, 2017 01:55

FuriousxGeorge: Aug 8, 2007; We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Freaking Crumbum posted:

lol in no scenario does the US look at zuck, after four years of tromp insanity, and say "there's no way this guy could be the CIC of the military! he wouldn't even threaten our closest foreign allies with nuclear annihilation because of the imaginary enemies and perceived slights that haunt his psyche every waking moment"

I'm not saying he'd be a good choice, or particularly effective, but I have strong doubts about your specific assertion

He's a 5′ 7″ nerd.

FuriousxGeorge has issued a correction as of 04:46 on Jun 30, 2017

# ? Jun 30, 2017 02:28

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Thug Lessons posted:

Oh my god, everyone. Dick Suckerberg.

It's a tough choice between that and Zuck Fuckerberg.

# ? Jun 30, 2017 02:55

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Jeb! Repetition posted:

It's a tough choice between that and Zuck Fuckerberg.

i like your version betta

# ? Jun 30, 2017 03:01

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

https://youtu.be/IZ356HPkRJA

# ? Jun 30, 2017 19:50

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

etalian posted:

What would it take to cuck the Zuck?

tony blair cucked rupert murdoch with his chinese wife so

# ? Jun 30, 2017 20:01

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Darkman Fanpage posted:

https://youtu.be/IZ356HPkRJA

if his stump speeches sound like this he is hosed before he began

he is demonstrating hillary style anti septic formality, with somehow less humanity, and more forced cutesiness

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 22:26 on Jun 30, 2017

# ? Jun 30, 2017 22:23

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

You know what guys, after careful consideration I would allow Mark Zuckerberg to have sex with my wife or significant other while I watch.

# ? Jun 30, 2017 22:36

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Feldegast42 posted:

You know what guys, after careful consideration I would allow Mark Zuckerberg to have sex with my wife or significant other while I watch.

hmm

i...had otha ideas

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# ? Jun 30, 2017 22:47

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Feldegast42 posted:

You know what guys, after careful consideration I would allow Mark Zuckerberg to have sex with my wife or significant other while I watch.

Ahh, the rare Zuckercuck

# ? Jul 1, 2017 01:11

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Darkman Fanpage posted:

https://youtu.be/IZ356HPkRJA

what sort of freak eats toast straight out of the toaster :chloe:

# ? Jul 1, 2017 08:30

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Jose posted:

what sort of freak eats toast straight out of the toaster

zuck the cuck!

# ? Jul 1, 2017 10:16

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/zuckerberg-listening-tour/

quote:

It is my honor to encounter so many communicative people. I met with a male who drives bigrig trucks. Did you know bigrig trucks do not drive themselves? How curious. It seems like it would be a boring and easy job with modern navigation technology. I am told it is not boring and easy. I asked if the man was sure it was not easy. He smiled and shook his head, which made me think he was happy and saying no. I checked with Deborah and she said that was correct. He was happy and saying no. I asked him if the roads here are good and if he liked to use them. He said they were good.

# ? Jul 2, 2017 01:32

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
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Freak Out

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# ? Jul 2, 2017 05:46

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

https://twitter.com/AntifaGamerGate/status/881584826813468674

# ? Jul 3, 2017 06:48

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Is he installing a laptop at Grandma's house?

# ? Jul 3, 2017 07:03

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/zuckerberg-listening-tour/

there is a front page and heck its good

quote:

The rude frog ascendant, twitter-ominous, a bad guy, but me, a good, listening friend. Ready to serve.

I am listening, America. To the hum of your sounds and the beat of your heart. I am traveling to seventeen towns in Iowa, nine in New Hampshire, and four in South Carolina. I am experiencing the diversity of American occupations, inhaling your scents, and coming to understand your hand gestures.

It is my honor to encounter so many communicative people. I met with a male who drives bigrig trucks. Did you know bigrig trucks do not drive themselves? How curious. It seems like it would be a boring and easy job with modern navigation technology. I am told it is not boring and easy. I asked if the man was sure it was not easy. He smiled and shook his head, which made me think he was happy and saying no. I checked with Deborah and she said that was correct. He was happy and saying no. I asked him if the roads here are good and if he liked to use them. He said they were good.

I went to the local ice cream shop and consumed an ice cream drink with another male. His name was Bill. Retired from what, I will never know. Perhaps he lifted things such as stones and other objects. Perhaps he was a consumer. I watched him consume an ice cream drink. I noted his enjoyment and was seconded in this observation by Deborah who remained crouched under the counter out of the camera frame. While I listened to Bill's body make its sounds, the shop remained open for business. I allowed this.

At another restaurant, I consumed more ice cream from a dish and formed my mouth into smiles. I successfully did not consider that the ice cream was made from bovine fluid and sucrose. I did not bring up the injections. I did not discuss the pylon. Todd was very friendly to me. He invited me back to his house and I told him NO THANK YOU very loudly before Debroah placed her hand on the back of my neck to calm me. She explained to him, "We do not enter homes." I explained to Todd, "The homeowner has power over our bodies when we enter their space. They could make us undress or worse." Todd said he would not make me do that. I thank him with a fist bump which I had read about online.

Ah, the boys in blue. The thin blue line. What more can I say? These men all carried loaded semiautomatic firearms and are trained to shout at people. They listened to me explain what we are doing with data. I told them that I like police. I am concerned about a blue life. And a black life. All life. The moss life, the grass life, the bug life, the thug life. Every one life is important to me. I told the police chief that he could use Facebook to find out what people think in their darkest hearts. Their fear and hatred can be seen by our algorithms. We can predict down to the minute what time a person will die. At the end of our conversation I shook the police chief's hand, looked into his eye, and informed him, "The best book is the Bible. The Good Book."

I bring the word of gentleness from coast to coast, but specifically to Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina for no particular reason. I am learning the ways of Americans. Also females, which I did not discuss here but I encountered females also. One woman took a selfie image with me. I inquired to another mother if her young daughter had experienced her first menstruation yet. She said that she had not. She was only four. Curious. I will have to look into that process.

Thank you, America. I look forward to being your good, gentle president who cares about your issues.