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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

3 of the past 5 US presidents were Ivy League-educated Northeasterners elected by the rural working white

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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/NathanCHubbard/status/878988560405114880

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


:tutbutt:

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Mark Zuckerberg is testing the waters for his identical twin brother's run, John Zuckerberg

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/snactress/status/884627839747710976

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Lol just remembered the zuckerberg tour of America finished with the zucc throwing himself in with trump and launching a new grifting career

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/bel_biv_devos/status/1263875504882372609?s=21

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/zeynep/status/1265335550246092800

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/984174017761308672

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1445132897917276174

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1446493903759110146

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/profgalloway/status/1183207739675291654

facebook just making up advertiser metrics

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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Mark Zuckerberg was having a bad day. He was having a really bad day. All of his Facebook friends were posting about how great their lives were, and Zuckerberg was feeling left out. He was feeling angry, and he was feeling frustrated. So he decided to go on a long walk to clear his head. As he was walking, he saw a woman breastfeeding her baby. He felt a sudden rush of emotion, and he realized that he was angry at all of his Facebook friends because they didn't have babies to breastfeed. He also realized that he had been neglecting his own daughter, who is only a year old. Zuckerberg had a change of heart, and he realized that he was jealous of all of his Facebook friends because they had families to support them. He also realized that he had been neglecting his own family, and that he needed to make more time for them. So he went home and hugged his daughter, and he promised to make more time for them.

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