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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

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Zuckerberg is gonna attempt to a control the entire narrative of the election through Facebook, using increasingly ham-fisted and overt means, until he finally just starts deleting accounts. Facebook becomes the Democrat social media site, while VKontakte becomes the new Republican social media site.

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

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Jose posted:

do you think zuck wants to be president so he can order people to be killed and not get arrested?
That's definitely in the top three reasons for any presidential candidate - though I wouldn't be surprised if it was number one for him.

e: Hillary excepted of course.

A Buttery Pastry has issued a correction as of 19:21 on Jun 27, 2017

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

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etalian posted:

I doubt know why Zuck gives off a uncanny valley feeling/Bethesda game random character generator vibe.
There's literally zero evidence that he's not one of the machines Musk has warned us about.

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Sep 4, 2011

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he’s still too short to be president
He'll switch into a less efficient but more impressive body for his presidential campaign.

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Sep 4, 2011

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breaklaw posted:

If Cuck Suckerfuck actually runs he'll be nothing more than the male, dem version of Meg Whitman. Like why this thread is still even active after videos of him actually talking and communicating I'll never understand.
Have you considered that 70% of Americans get their news from Facebook? Finally algorithm will be useful, by simply faking the narrative on Facebook - even going so far as to making highly influential users into puppets of Facebook.

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Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

America will never have another non-billionaire president
2032: America gets its first trillionaire president.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

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The only question is, will Putin decide against literally gassing him to keep him quiet.

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

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Shear Modulus posted:

yeah suckerberg and oprah and mark cuban and the rock all thought they could be president but then all of them chickened
The Rock was brought to heel by MBS; the time is not yet right for him to become president.

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