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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

lancemantis posted:

That emotional manipulation feed experiment was just the early stages of the zuckerberg election feed algorithm

He's already deployed it. He used it to get Trump elected (proof of concept for investors that he could use his platform to brainwash people into doing literally anything, no matter how ridiculous).

Also had the advantage of installing someone he could easily beat and avoided any confrontations with Hillary's assasin squads

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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Jose posted:

do you think zuck wants to be president so he can order people to be killed and not get arrested?

Didn't you see Social Network? His sole motivator, the thing that drove him to greater and greater achievements, was unsuccessfully trying impress his ex-girlfriend Rooney Mara

We know that this has at least some basis in fact, from a blog post he drunkenly wrote the night he crashed Harvard's network with a hot-or-not knock-off

Ladies and gentlemen, the next president of the United States of America:



https://www.scribd.com/mobile/doc/538697/Mark-Zuckerberg-s-Online-Diary

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Feldegast42 posted:

You know what guys, after careful consideration I would allow Mark Zuckerberg to have sex with my wife or significant other while I watch.

Ahh, the rare Zuckercuck

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
i say give zuckernerd a chance at the throne. pretty much everybody uses his dumb website, might as well rule them openly

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
i heard we were cutting off our dicks/pusses in the zuck thread, what up

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