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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

by today's standards, definitely

most people were relatively short 2000+ years ago

I believe Maximinus Thrax would like to have a word with you.

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twoday
May 4, 2005



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The first rule of Zuck Club is you do not suck about Zuck Club

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Jeb! Repetition posted:

Also because it's fuckin plain toast with no butter, jam, toppings, nothing.

He wears the same clothing every day so that he doesn't have to waste his precious brain fluids on deciding what to wear when he wakes up. He just has dozens of identical grey shirt/jeans outfits, except a few variant outfits for special occasions. He is dressed the same way almost all the time. Kind of like a cartoon character. Or Stalin.

Every picture I've seen of his house has blank undecorated walls. Probably for the same reason; any sort of artwork would be an unnecessary distraction.

Why would he flavor his toast?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IatovFVJrjI

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Zuckerburg Video Bonanza

PR video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-MkduVh0wM

Here's a tour of the Zuck Compound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnITsp3SSg

Here Zuck discusses his robot slave, voiced by Morgan Freeman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWUvzraCV6U

Zuck gets cucked by the Chinese president:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S20BoxH8W9g

This seems to be Stasi Surveillance footage, not sure why it's on YouTube; there's also a similar one of him in Budapest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfJKIDDo7d8

And lastly, this video is simply called "Zuckerburg's Zion-Illuminati Jacket":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktfy79rkLEg

twoday has issued a correction as of 14:01 on Oct 12, 2017

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
To be sure, for some, the election of the first autistic president would be a thrilling moment they've been waiting for years to see, the culmination of a struggle that lasted much too long. "I can't even articulate all the reasons it's important," Sarah Schlesinger Hirschfeld, 56, a New York doctor, said. "I think it's tremendously important for all autists, whether they know it or not, to see an autist in the most important leadership role in the country — and for neurotypicals to see it, too."

But to others, the milestone has been eclipsed by other advances — seeing autists achieve positions of power in different arenas, or witnessing the election of the first African-American president.

Walker, now 68, supports Zuckerburg, but falls into the latter camp. "I know some people are hugely excited by it, see it as symbolically an enormous step, but I don't happen to be among them," she said. "I just think it's a good next step. Certainly not a milestone like it was when Barack Obama was elected."

A recent poll found that while three-quarters of registered autistic voters felt America was ready for an autistic president, only about a third considered it very important to see one in their lifetime.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

By the time he announces his run he will be able to blackmail half the country with nude photos

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Do you think he’s capable of growing facial hair?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6_RyE6XZiw

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Oprah/Zuck vs Trump/Baked Alaska 2020

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

ikanreed posted:

A bit late, but Iowa tenderloin is garbage food

Sounds like a trashy sex move

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/morejava/status/975840323606925312?s=19

https://twitter.com/LindaSuhler/status/976128977604521987?s=19

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
The ZUCK is hosed!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I prefer the term "neo-feudalism"

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
My liege, I am here to report that we have been able to capture Fort Bezos in the Amazonian outlands with the help of the Tesla siege engines, but the Muskian mercenaries are threatening to undermine our own fortress with their boring equipment if we continue to pay them in cryptocurrency.

twoday has issued a correction as of 18:49 on Mar 21, 2018

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/DamianCollins/status/976077577206075393?s=20

Suck-a-duck Fuckerberg’s compound on land reserved for Hawaiian natives is currently being swarmed by Beefeaters

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