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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hi Res Zuck

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

zuck looks like a real life incarnation of a bethesda facegen model

that's pretty much why we go Full Cuck!

For Zuck!

Please Zuck don't send me collecting more hornet wings

etalian has issued a correction as of 17:17 on Nov 26, 2017

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lmao

http://zuckerbergreview.com/

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Waffle House posted:

yo can u guys post ur rarest zucks



etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Powaqoatse posted:

NICE  JOB  TEAM

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

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Mar 20, 2006

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

A white elephant gift for Zuck would be getting him a different colored T-shirt

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The most Zuck movie is probably The Man Who Fell to Earth

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I hope the dem primary debate with Zuck ends when he does the Luv finishing move from Blade Runner 2049 on all the opposing candidates.

In our opinion Zuck was the clear winning of the dem primary debate.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/07/07/a-walk-in-the-woods-with-mark-zuckerberg/?_r=1

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Krankenstyle posted:

lmao is he trying to channel oscar isaac in ex machina

Imagine being forced into a Zuck date as part of the interview process.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6HXmYi6Jw8

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


The joys of insider trading...

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I'm glad the company town concept is back

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/21/technology/facebook-zucktown-willow-village.html

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

twoday posted:

I prefer the term "neo-feudalism"

Can't wait for Menlo Park to be renamed to Zucktown.

Best part of the article was how Facebook directly funded a new police station and also paid for the salaries of new policies officers.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Part of living in Zucktown means living with the fact that Zuck has a special keycard that can open any door in the complex.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Re: Dick Suckerberg: Request for oral evidence

I hope this series get multiple sequels

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Re: Dick Suckerberg: Request for oral evidence

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Zuckerberg will be interviewed on April 11 by US Congress.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://twitter.com/davidoreilly/status/983782270241771521

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

murked by dragon posted:

great Zuck content today

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/984186103576969216

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

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Mar 20, 2006

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSxtxucknCg

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/984096502086680577

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lmao great job zuckerberg

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/21/world/asia/facebook-sri-lanka-riots.html

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Darkman Fanpage posted:

facebook rules

imagine being able to jumpstart ethnic cleansing with a quick post.

great job team!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/qvx597/mark-zuckerberg-fanfiction-has-not-aged-well

quote:

There were many implications to Mark Zuckerberg’s Congressional testimony regarding Facebook’s inappropriate data mining and accommodation of Russian propaganda. What these revelations meant for all the fanfiction that had been written about Zuckerberg wasn’t chief among them, but looking back on Zuckerberg fanfic is nevertheless a fascinating and often surreal experience given what we now know about the man and his creation.

The bulk of Zuckerberg fic was written a year or two after 2010’s The Social Network, although stories continue to trickle in today. Zuckerberg does not come across well in The Social Network—he’s portrayed as a cold, manipulative, petty, and status-hungry, but brilliant robot. Fanfic writers focused on that brilliance, then added a misunderstood heart of gold, an impressive penis, and remarkable stamina.

Archive of our Own, a “cornerstone” of the fanfic community, has 1,378 stories tagged with Zuckerberg’s name. Zuckerberg’s most common romantic partner is Eduardo Saverin, the Facebook co-founder who Zuckerberg booted from the company after diluting his shares to relative worthlessness. Saverin sued and walked away with a 4-5 percent stake that ended up being worth billions. To many fanfic writers, the emotional crux of the movie was all just a lover’s tiff: 85.7 percent of their stories are tagged “Eduardo Saverin/Mark Zuckerberg,” a "slash fiction" indicating the romantic pairing that readers could expect to see.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Best Giraffe posted:

the only good zuck fanfics were written on c-spam

I write fan fics about people clapping for Jeb!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZUeyTOZv2Y

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lmao at least the whining about consumer backlash ruining the bottom line was genuine.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


The Virgin IDF soldier vs. the Chad Apartheid Protester

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Insurance companies have already started mining social media as way to gather info to more "accurately" set their customers health insurance premiums.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

jimmyjams posted:

lol this retard thinks that a massive empire that was built on literal slavery was "peace"

lol

In perhaps the most fascinating section of the profile, Zuckerberg described his interest in Augustus, who, by his description, “through a really harsh approach, he established two hundred years of world peace.”

His interest is longstanding. “My wife was making fun of me, saying she thought there were three people on the honeymoon: me, her, and Augustus,” Zuckerberg said of a 2012 trip to Rome. “All the photos were different sculptures of Augustus.”

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shear Modulus posted:

anti-Facebook bias lmao

lol

quote:

Facebook sources believe some of the paper's reporters willfully ignored nuances about how the internet works in order to cast Facebook in the worst-possible light, either because the paper is hell-bent on crippling the social media network or because it is gunning for a Pulitzer Prize.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


He looks like a random Oblivion NPC.

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