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wake up, have cofffee (made of children), brush teeth (in fetal tears), get kids to school (junior work camp), drive (in car fueled by agony) to job (work camp). quote this if you hate mondays
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by Hand Knit
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dystopian calendar: monday, monday, monday, monday, double monday, monday, sunday (aka monday)
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Jun 24, 2017 21:55
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Looks like I've pulled out the bedsheets, again
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Jun 24, 2017 22:06
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on Monday the shower is ice cold,and next Monday it's scalding, idgi #firstworldproblems
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jun 24, 2017 22:43
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All David...all the TIME!
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Went down to the bakery for croissants, came back with burnt dogs. What gives!?
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Jun 24, 2017 22:52
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Even Sunday is a Monday. Don't forget the teachings. God rested so we don't have to.
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Jun 24, 2017 23:03
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I step into the office and am greeted by my favorite humorous motivational poster: "You don't need to have the lives of your loved ones dangled in front of your face every day to work here, but it helps!"
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Jun 24, 2017 23:12
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on my way to the cryptocurrency mines this morning and I stopped for a soycaf but the bot issued me decaf because I'm over my caffeine ration for this cycle, fml
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jun 24, 2017 23:22
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by Hand Knit
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guy behind the one-way mirror says "you missed a spot" when i'm shaving
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Jun 24, 2017 23:35
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May cause birth defects
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Waking up early to pack my kids cricket paste and hardtack sandwiches for their 14 hour shift at the smog factory
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Jun 25, 2017 00:23
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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I step into the office and am greeted by my favorite humorous motivational poster: "You don't need to have the lives of your loved ones dangled in front of your face every day to work here, but it helps!"
youre my favorite humorous motivational poster 
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Jun 25, 2017 06:29
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dystopian calendar: monday, monday, monday, monday, double monday, monday, sunday (aka monday)
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Jun 25, 2017 07:16
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checking the weather report on the morning news, gonna be another dystopian day out there
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Jun 25, 2017 14:22
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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i aint wanna wake nobody up so im just tip toe wing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niHSDx4Y_zs
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Jun 25, 2017 15:39
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by Hand Knit
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Wake up at a reasonable time, dress and have a leisurely breakfast in an orderly, quiet house. God drat this dystopia in which there are no children
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Jun 25, 2017 17:18
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Every day they make us turn on the voice box they do, and between the screaming of klaxons and the blaring of synthetic childvoices we're reminded why we made children extinct in the first place.
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Jun 25, 2017 17:38
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Work Camp Overlord: OK everyone, today we're going to do a team-building exercise called "Decimation." Everyone divide yourselves into groups of 10.
Me: (gives a nearby surveillance camera the "Jim face")
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Jun 25, 2017 18:35
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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Work Camp Overlord: OK everyone, today we're going to do a team-building exercise called "Decimation." Everyone divide yourselves into groups of 10.
Me: (gives a nearby surveillance camera the "Jim face")
ugh the metric system is the worst
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Jun 25, 2017 19:18
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Work Camp Overlord: OK everyone, today we're going to do a team-building exercise called "Decimation." Everyone divide yourselves into groups of 10.
Me: (gives a nearby surveillance camera the "Jim face")
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Jun 25, 2017 19:42
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FALSE SLACK
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Drew the blinds, stuffed clothes in the vents, and listened to this whole thig i hope they didn't hear me
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Sorry we're out of nutrient paste bars but we'll give you a coupon for a free piping hot Soya Juice provided you sign the proper Loyalty Oaths in triplicate
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