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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
SwampDonkey, your continued bullshit posting has earned you a reward. Pick a box.

Box one: you are banned.

Box two: you post an explanation, in this thread, for your terrible posting along with an apology and a plan of action for improvement. You will be on probation for quite some time (not forums probation, just my poo poo list)

Box three: redeem yourself by completing a challenge agreed upon by the GIP Regulars who can weigh in here.

If I hear nothing within 24 hours then I am opening box one on your behalf. If you make another shitpost, same result.

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
1000 word essay about what really happened on 9/11.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

1000 word essay about what really happened on 9/11.

"9/11 was an inside job" times 200

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





4loko power hour on video

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Two Finger posted:

4loko power hour on video

last time we tried that the guy bought enough 4loko to last 20 minutes

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
4loko is just lovely malt liquor now, theres no caffeine in it since all those college kids drank themselves to death with it

Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need
So, 4/5s - 1x 4loko, 1x 5 Hour Energy, repeat until Cornholio'd.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Sizzurp power hour

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
like 1 oz of 5 hour every minute or every other minute for an hour? seems like a good way to have a heart attack

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Once inebriated due to power hour, video of reading of what really happened on 9-11 essay, book ending reading with their service components creed.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Ripit power hour w/military special gin?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
drink a fifth of jack and do a pt test :twisted:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
1000 word essay on the value of dick art and its cultural importance dating back to at least Rome.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ded posted:

1000 word essay on the value of dick art and its cultural importance dating back to at least Rome.

Include reference gif of titus pullo

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
RE-ENLIST

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

That's too much, man!

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
This is just going to end in a ban. It's not like he's actually going to respond to being called out.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Pesticide20 posted:

This is just going to end in a ban. It's not like he's actually going to respond to being called out.

Markov bots don't respond to direct callouts

Riot Carol Danvers fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Jun 25, 2017

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu3VTngm1F0

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

1000 word essay seriously curating his posting as an example of modern art

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Rumple Minze power hour.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
1000 word erotic 9/11 fanfic short story.

666
Jun 27, 2002

Carrion Fairy

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

1000 word erotic 9/11 Caro fanfic short story.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

I'd like the source code to his posting bot or the list of drugs he's on

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Take Cdr Shepard's place and fight Caro in a charity boxing match.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Let's suck him off

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Don't forget to cup the balls.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Can option 1 be a ban and a month off?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Well that's a thing.

I was going to suggest something something CS.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
fake reports??

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


http://i.imgur.com/0k9kocr.gifv

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013




:bisonyes:

Godholio posted:

Well that's a thing.

I was going to suggest something something CS.

OC > CS for something like this.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

someone change zeris's title to that

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I'll change it right back; don't touch my soft serve

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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Zeris posted:

I'll change it right back; don't touch my soft serve

Plz link to music from SwampDonkey. Kthx.

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