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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
What's that about. How'd that make you feel in your emotions?



I imagine that it felt bad inside. How bad? Are you still sad and bad feeling because of it?

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I cheat at poker and make lotsa money and break their souls to gain power in the process.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
The worst feeling ever. Literally felt like my heart was shattering, a wide range of negative emotions from anger to helplessness, I had trust issues for years after the fact. Then the worst thing is you want to get back with the person.

I'm over it now and still talk to her, amazingly she hasn't changed at all, she's married and has a kid but is still sleeping around.

hbu pick

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a lot of girls use cheating as a means to break up with their current bf. i blame the patriarchy

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
It's a real slap in the dick OP.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I've never had a girlfriend but cuck porn tells me it feels good

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

a bone to pick posted:

I'm over it now and still talk to her, amazingly she hasn't changed at all, she's married and has a kid but is still sleeping around.

Cheaters don't change,

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





a bone to pick posted:

The worst feeling ever. Literally felt like my heart was shattering, a wide range of negative emotions from anger to helplessness, I had trust issues for years after the fact. Then the worst thing is you want to get back with the person.

I'm over it now and still talk to her, amazingly she hasn't changed at all, she's married and has a kid but is still sleeping around.

hbu pick

Do the right thing and tell the husband.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Pick posted:

Cheaters don't change,

with enough time and prayer anyone can change

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Waterbed Wendy posted:

with enough time and prayer anyone can change

*leans into microphone*

WRONG

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
give yourself over the high power

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
If you come and murder me I'll be extremely grateful. The rent is paid for a while there's food in the pantry and also a dece car with about half a tank. I also have a recent system w/ a 1060, and some spending money. There is a cat though and he needs his medicine twice a day. He can be annoying because of his health condition but it is extremely important you do not lose your cool and yell at him (or worse obv) ever. Anyway I'll show you the keys for everything when you get here.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Pawn 17 posted:

Do the right thing and tell the husband.

I've thought about that, once a kid is involved though they become the #1 priority.

if I caused them to have a divorce and that kid's life turns into poo poo that's a lot worse than being cheated on.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I would never yet at or hurt a cat.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Feels pretty good. Its called compersion, look it up.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

I've thought about that, once a kid is involved though they become the #1 priority.

if I caused them to have a divorce and that kid's life turns into poo poo that's a lot worse than being cheated on.

That kid's life will be way more poo poo if they don't divorce.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Cheating happens when you're a low status male and you decide to create a life with a woman who's ready to "settle down" and put her past behind her.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

i like that posted:

If you come and murder me I'll be extremely grateful. The rent is paid for a while there's food in the pantry and also a dece car with about half a tank. I also have a recent system w/ a 1060, and some spending money. There is a cat though and he needs his medicine twice a day. He can be annoying because of his health condition but it is extremely important you do not lose your cool and yell at him (or worse obv) ever. Anyway I'll show you the keys for everything when you get here.

:yeah:

Imagine getting gut punched so hard that all the wind get knocked out of you, and then the fist lodged in your gut starts spinning like a robot drill arm that doesn't stop.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Depends on if you actually give a poo poo about the person doing the cheating. If so, I have no idea. If not, pretty okay.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Pawn 17 posted:

Do the right thing and tell the husband.
do the right thing and get caught by the husband having sex with his wife (your ex). itll be more persuasive

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Yug posted:

Cheating happens when you're a low status male and you decide to create a life with a woman who's ready to "settle down" and put her past behind her.

look at this heteronormative and wrong thing you posted

fr0id
Jul 27, 2016

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
It was a reaction to something I did. I just felt dead inside and guilty for leading to a hosed up situation. We actually broke up before I was told about the cheating. We got back together for a while afterward but things stayed broken. I compartmentalized better than my partner so they wound up being a lot more hosed up the whole time. Or maybe I was messed up too and didn't know it. Probably.

Anyway, right after we broke up I bought a PS3 and GTA V, so try waiting to tell your partner about the cheating for after that new Xbox comes out, op.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Waterbed Wendy posted:

look at this heteronormative and wrong thing you posted

You don't have to make up new words like "hereronormative" you can just say normal.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
pray the "normal" away

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Ask your 'dad' OP

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer
i cheated at Dark Souls but I still couldn't win

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pawn 17 posted:

Do the right thing and tell the husband.

No snitchin

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


You have purty lips.

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot
It's like when a real bad poster disappears and you hope she is gone forever but then she comes back with a bad thread

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Not any worse than your current existence.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Pick posted:

What's that about. How'd that make you feel in your emotions?



I imagine that it felt bad inside. How bad? Are you still sad and bad feeling because of it?

The feeling of betrayal can only be compared to reading one of your posts

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
:feelsgood:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

BigBadSteve posted:

You have purty lips.
http://i.imgur.com/cdfmDMW.mp4

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

a bone to pick posted:

I've thought about that, once a kid is involved though they become the #1 priority.

if I caused them to have a divorce and that kid's life turns into poo poo that's a lot worse than being cheated on.

uhhh shes the cheater, not you. if she wasn't cheating, you wouldn't have to tell the husband anything soooo...???

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
My catch-her-cheating story involves me staying at her place for the weekend.

She tried to get me to go do something alone for a couple hours.... so she could "see" her ex who was also in town.

I figured out what was going on when I caught her sneaking her phone use. I went to the store, parked, and walked to the left. When I returned, I deliberately came from the right. She was on the phole, staring in the left direction, trying to lay low. I jumped in the car quickly and watched her fumble herself off the phone.

A whole bunch of other nonsense happened over the day. Eventually I confronted her and managed to get a confession. I drove away and never spoke to her again.

The worst part was he wasn't even an ex. Just the guy she lost her virginity to, which means she's forever ga-ga for him and he has easy pussy from her for life. Plus, the gall. That was some cold, low poo poo. Thankfully I had a cut up bandaged hand from work or I would've beat the poo poo out of him and been arrested. It was one of the only times in life I was actually shaking from rage and I also saw red. Actual flashes of bright red were flickering into my vision. Looking back, what messed me up most about the situation was how suckered, punked, used I was. You start connecting dots from days past and realize how naive you were, how she recklessly used you for her own entertainment and gain.

I've always hated cheaters. (And because of certain jobs I've had, i feel like I've seen a lot of cheating.) I've always looked down on them. Cheaters want things to go two opposing ways at the same time--which is how children think.

Cheaters have the brains of retarded children, is what I'm saying. Just gently caress a hooker once or five times a year like a normal person.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
wait your ex was ashton kutcher?

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ProperCoochie posted:

My catch-her-cheating story involves me staying at her place for the weekend.

She tried to get me to go do something alone for a couple hours.... so she could "see" her ex who was also in town.

I figured out what was going on when I caught her sneaking her phone use. I went to the store, parked, and walked to the left. When I returned, I deliberately came from the right. She was on the phole, staring in the left direction, trying to lay low. I jumped in the car quickly and watched her fumble herself off the phone.

A whole bunch of other nonsense happened over the day. Eventually I confronted her and managed to get a confession. I drove away and never spoke to her again.

The worst part was he wasn't even an ex. Just the guy she lost her virginity to, which means she's forever ga-ga for him and he has easy pussy from her for life. Plus, the gall. That was some cold, low poo poo. Thankfully I had a cut up bandaged hand from work or I would've beat the poo poo out of him and been arrested. It was one of the only times in life I was actually shaking from rage and I also saw red. Actual flashes of bright red were flickering into my vision. Looking back, what messed me up most about the situation was how suckered, punked, used I was. You start connecting dots from days past and realize how naive you were, how she recklessly used you for her own entertainment and gain.

I've always hated cheaters. (And because of certain jobs I've had, i feel like I've seen a lot of cheating.) I've always looked down on them. Cheaters want things to go two opposing ways at the same time--which is how children think.

Cheaters have the brains of retarded children, is what I'm saying. Just gently caress a hooker once or five times a year like a normal person.

Are you actually surprised? Girls always have that one guy that blew them away during sex that they will always return to when the guy they're with doesn't cut the mustard. I have an old ex who I have sex with whenever she starts a new relationship before she fucks the new guy, it's great.

This is why you don't settle down with a woman with a long history.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I've never been cheated on, that I know of, but cheating seems truly lovely. Recently this old dude, mid 60's, that I've known my whole life cheated on his wife. He was basically the perfect dude, super friendly, responsible, excellent dad, always prioritizes long-term family well-being above his own, gregarious, volunteered all the time, was a doctor, etc.

It freaked me the gently caress out because that dude is way better of a human than me, and if he could decide to cheat on his wife then what are the chances regular humans can resist that temptation?

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
And for shorter relationships, stop loving cheating and just break up with the person why is this so hard?

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