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ProperCoochie posted:
I know a guy that has an insanely attractive* girlfriend, and he'll still try to gently caress any woman that makes his dick tingle. It's so ridiculous, it might as well be a bad country song. I'm pretty sure she knows this and is okay with it on some level, but it's still mind boggling to me. *When I say attractive, I mean a natural 100% genetic lottery winning should be on tv/walking a runway beautiful. On top of that she's incredibly kind and nice to talk to. (Oh God it is a bad country song.) Speaking of celebrity free passes, me and my last girlfriend agreed that Timothy Olyphant was acceptable.
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Gotta spread your wild oats bro
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I like them with brown sugar and dinosaur eggs
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ProperCoochie posted:Two other disgusting facets of cheating: It's just way more noticeable when women are literally forming a queue to gently caress someone they considerable very desirable. This still happens all the time in real life with non celebrities, they just don't form lines out the door. The fact so many of the frustrated gooncels find this unfathomable shows they don't fit that criteria.
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I mean I've had women tell me with glowing pride what they did to be able to ditch their boyfriends for a while so we could hump. There's some sick people out there.
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ArbitraryC posted:I mean I understand it's not serious it just doesn't really seem like a funny joke to me. Haha I would cheat on you if the person was a big enough upgrade just doesn't really feel like a good punchline. I kinda feel like you don't understand why it's not serious. Like at all.
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Jun 26, 2017 02:55
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Three Olives posted:Some people deserve to feel bad. It's not about getting kicks it's about people feeling like they should about themselves and their life choices. go away
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Jun 26, 2017 02:59
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Yug posted:I mean I've had women tell me with glowing pride what they did to be able to ditch their boyfriends for a while so we could hump. There's some sick people out there. like anyones jumping through hoops to land and spin on your dick homie
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Jun 26, 2017 03:32
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Viva Miriya posted:like anyones jumping through hoops to land and spin on your dick homie You another frustrated gooncel? Other people do have sex, some frequently, even if this is different from your own personal experiences I assure you it's true.
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Jun 26, 2017 03:38
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Sometimes being an insatiable jizz fountain isn't as cool as you think itd be guys. 
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Jun 26, 2017 03:39
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yeah ok guy
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Jun 26, 2017 03:40
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You can always tell the frustrated ones. They think it unfathomable that others are boinking just because they aren't.
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Jun 26, 2017 03:43
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"Nobody would cheat on their boyfriend with me, so you must be lying!" - goons, 2001-2017.
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Jun 26, 2017 03:44
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Yug posted:You can always tell the frustrated ones. 
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Jun 26, 2017 03:47
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gary oldmans diary posted:yeah you can lmao also stop replying to Yug you gigantic morons
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Jun 26, 2017 03:48
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gary oldmans diary posted:yeah you can hell yeah! I made the list
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Jun 26, 2017 03:49
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gary oldmans diary posted:yeah you can this is some sick burn in your mind huh
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Jun 26, 2017 03:49
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^ thats where a comeback or a good denial would be if you had one find a healthier way to vent those frustrations
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Jun 26, 2017 03:50
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gary oldmans diary posted:^ thats where a comeback or a good denial would be if you had one Which one of my posts pissed you off so much?
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Jun 26, 2017 03:51
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The Cheat's capture of so many girls' affections contrasts sharply with Strong Bad's lack of success with women. The Cheat seems to have a particular crush on Marzipan, as seen in do over, in which The Cheat (in Homestar-esque makeup and covered in lip-shaped lipstick marks) is seen with Marzipan. He also went out on a date with Marzipan in Date Nite, but it did not work out in the end, as Marzipan found out that he had been declawed and then dumped him.
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bro about your frustrations -find a healthier way. we are here for you
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Jun 26, 2017 03:53
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Yug desperately trying to convince GBS of all places that he's a spoke on the cock carousel
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What was his name
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gary oldmans diary posted:bro about your frustrations -find a healthier way. we are here for you You're projecting super hard. I don't fly into a rage when goons post about having sex. That seems to be your deal. We're all just sharing our experiences here and a few very frustrated goons, including yourself, started angrily posting about how no one has sex and sex is a myth. Very weird.
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gary oldmans diary posted:yeah you can lol
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p rude posted:Yug desperately trying to convince GBS of all places that he's a spoke on the cock carousel lol
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Jun 26, 2017 03:58
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Yug posted:You're projecting super hard. I don't fly into a rage when goons post about having sex. That seems to be your deal. We're all just sharing our experiences here and a few very frustrated goons, including yourself, started angrily posting about how no one has sex and sex is a myth. Very weird.
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Jun 26, 2017 03:58
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gary oldmans diary posted:all this perception of anger can only be coming from inside yourself. in this, a thread about having intimate relations with another person, you get angry. tell us why that is Several goons got real mad when I shared my experiences with women who cheat. I didn't get mad at anyone who shared theirs. I feel real bad for the guy whose fiance cheated on him with his best friend though, that's low. Why are you making a big deal about people getting laid? Like what's wrong with you?
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Jun 26, 2017 04:00
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going by the post count it is ridiculous to claim anyone but you is making a big deal about anything. you need to calm down. tell us whats wrong
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Jun 26, 2017 04:01
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I work nights which gives me all day to bang bored housewives. Tinder and whole foods have been a god drat gold mine.
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gary oldmans diary posted:going by the post count it is ridiculous to claim anyone but you is making a big deal about anything. you need to calm down. tell us whats wrong I've been sharing my experiences and talking with others having theirs. It's you and a few others who've gotten super upset about it. Where did I get mad about people having sex? Why does that bother you so much?
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Jun 26, 2017 04:03
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I'm gonna go to whole foods and ruin a marriage.
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Jun 26, 2017 04:03
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Yug posted:I've been sharing my experiences and talking with others having theirs. It's you and a few others who've gotten super upset about it. Where did I get mad about people having sex? Why does that bother you so much? if youre uncomfortable talking about it here you can make an e/n thread
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Jun 26, 2017 04:05
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Viva Miriya posted:I'm gonna go to whole foods and ruin a marriage. If she's cheating with some rando at the grocery it's already doomed so have at it. That said I do gently caress girls with boyfriends but I try not to mess with married women and I've never hosed someone with a kid. That's way low. But it don't mean a thing if she ain't got that ring.
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Yug are u afraid of love?
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Viva Miriya posted:I'm gonna go to whole foods and ruin a marriage.
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Yug posted:I've been sharing my experiences and talking with others having theirs. It's you and a few others who've gotten super upset about it. Where did I get mad about people having sex? Why does that bother you so much? lol
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gary oldmans diary posted:bro youve been confrontational this whole thread and have way more posts than anyone. clearly the problem is very likely to do with you and i think you know what it is You are projecting super hard again. Go make your own e/n thread about why people having sex pisses you off.
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Viva Miriya posted:I'm gonna go to whole foods and ruin a marriage. just throw eggplants into carts and give a knowing wink, the rest will be like a dance
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