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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

:master:

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Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

OMFG FURRY posted:

just throw eggplants into carts and give a knowing wink, the rest will be like a dance

Do whole foods have japanese eggplant? That's a very phallic fruit.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Yug posted:

You are projecting super hard again. Go make your own e/n thread about why people having sex pisses you off.
theres that deflection and projection of anger again that if you reread you will see is absent from my posts and thus is only from you. again, confrontation. the subject is making you uncomfortable and you say "go"
but we want you to be better

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTjFPgyLxAc

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

OMFG FURRY posted:

just throw eggplants into carts and give a knowing wink, the rest will be like a dance

What if I see her and realize I'm gay?

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

theres that deflection and projection of anger again that if you reread you will see is absent from my posts and thus is only from you. again, confrontation. the subject is making you uncomfortable and you say "go"
but we want you to be better

Where did I confront anybody? I'm sharing my experiences. If you count "someone had sex" as a confrontation then that's super lol and says a lot about your mindset.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Viva Miriya posted:

What if I see her and realize I'm gay?

then wink at her husband

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Viva Miriya posted:

What if I see her and realize I'm gay?

It's okay to be gay.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
yug your posts itt and your post count are right there and you cant shut them out. if you cant be honest with yourself you cant be honest with anyone
if you feel weak or inadequate those are just feelings and you can talk through them

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Yug posted:

It's okay to be gay.

why are you talking to me crazy person

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

yug your posts itt and your post count are right there and you cant shut them out. if you cant be honest with yourself you cant be honest with anyone
if you feel weak or inadequate those are just feelings and you can talk through them

I like to post and have a good time. I'm not ashamed of it.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Viva Miriya posted:

why are you talking to me crazy person

See now this post is confrontational and angry for no reason.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
its good to have a good time posting. thats alright

yuuuug... thats seeing emotion in things where there isnt actually an evident emotion again. we talked about this. theres a lot of work to be done here

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Viva Miriya posted:

I'm gonna go to whole foods and ruin a marriage.

Just go hit the wine bar around 11-noon. Besides if she's letting me cream pie her in their living room with family pictures on the wall I don't think that marriage was doing very well to begin with.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

lol just lol at this thread becoming a therapy session for a self proclaimed pussy magnet

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Yug posted:

boinking

thread voted 5.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

I've got my Whole Foods game on point. Pull 1-2 stacies each week on the reg. The prepared foods aisle and produce work best, just a lil tip for all you sad housewife slayers out there

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Some people have sex, some people have sex with married people, and some people have sex with married people they are not married to. If you don't believe this, perhaps you haven't had sex, or are not sexy.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
They're all freaking out because I shared my experiences with loose women and because I have a high post count. So many meltdowns over what I thought were just innocent experiences I'd share about the thread topic.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Viva Miriya posted:

lol just lol at this thread becoming a therapy session for a self proclaimed pussy magnet

Lol

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I haven't set foot in a whole foods in a long time so i dunno what the milf game is like.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Yug posted:

They're all freaking out because I shared my experiences with loose women and because I have a high post count. So many meltdowns over what I thought were just innocent experiences I'd share about the thread topic.
yug i know this all seems like emotions are chaotically flying out of control right now from this subject but you are the one who can put them all in order

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Yug posted:

They're all freaking out because I shared my experiences with loose women and because I have a high post count. So many meltdowns over what I thought were just innocent experiences I'd share about the thread topic.

I would like to point out that I fully supported your boinking comment. I too like the word boinking.

Why you all so mean to the 100-Pussy-Slayer, Yug?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Viva Miriya posted:

What if I see her and realize I'm gay?

summer squash

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Yug posted:

I haven't set foot in a whole foods in a long time so i dunno what the milf game is like.

just roll in that bitch round 11:30 on a Tuesday and buy some Japanese eggplant then tuck it into your jorts

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person posted:

I would like to point out that I fully supported your boinking comment. I too like the word boinking.

Why you all so mean to the 100-Pussy-Slayer, Yug?

I wasn't talking about you all as in everyone in the thread, just the ones who were melting down.

Appreciate the congrats.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Viva Miriya posted:

just roll in that bitch round 11:30 on a Tuesday and buy some Japanese eggplant then tuck it into your jorts

That's not a bad idea.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

make sure to facebook live ur poon patrol

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Viva Miriya posted:

make sure to facebook live ur poon patrol

POV VR JAV EGGPLANT PORN ANAL

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
what

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

dunno, gonna go suck my own dick and post in /r/incel

peace

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
one time i was cheated on and then a baby came out.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Viva Miriya posted:

dunno, gonna go suck my own dick and post in /r/incel

peace

ok see you around

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Yug is just SLAYING the dowdy Whole Foods house wife demo. All you loving beta orbiters, look upon his works and despair

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

p rude posted:

Yug is just SLAYING the dowdy Whole Foods house wife demo. All you loving beta orbiters, look upon his works and despair

I'm not I haven't been in a whole foods in forever.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

It sucks op first you're driving along minding your own business and then you get teleported up in the air along with everyone else and explode.

Or sometimes an invincible guy runs at you shooting exploding bullets and you die repeatedly.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Yug posted:

I like to post and have a good time. I'm not ashamed of it.

I'm not gonna even question the quantity of your sex life, but if you equate posting to having a good time then I'm pretty dubious about the quality of your sex life.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

various cheeses posted:

It sucks op first you're driving along minding your own business and then you get teleported up in the air along with everyone else and explode.

Or sometimes an invincible guy runs at you shooting exploding bullets and you die repeatedly.

Dr. Strange was p. good

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Mulaney Power Move posted:

the idea that a cheater is a terrible person and always was or will be because of it is either naive or born out of jealousy and resentment. that being said i have hard time trusting anyone that's cheated. also i have a hard time respecting someone who wants out of a relationship but doesn't have the guts to end it so they cheat.

A few pages back, but I dunno mang. I sort of think that like trying smoking or drinking in High School damned near everyone has cheated or been cheated on at least once by the time they hit their 30's, so it's not really an issue as long as it isn't a recurring thing or a major part of their personality.

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Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol

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