Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.1 - Hello, is this a delivery order?

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Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

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PATCH NOTES FOR 14.0
* New thread because I was tired of seeing my old forums name in the bookmarks
* True origins of DEFCON have been made clear

PATCH NOTES FOR 13.0
* Avoids slamming car doors into genitals
* Removed conversation that belongs in D&D

PATCH NOTES FOR 12.0
* A whole new version to reflect the ever-changing threat landscape
* Official HTTPS support--it only took Lowtax like a decade to get it to work properly

PATCH NOTES FOR 11.4
* Added details at end of OP for why the thread is called "You're busted, dude"

PATCH NOTES FOR 11.3
* POP POP of unsigned ints

PATCH NOTES FOR 11.0
* new version with less bloat
* all anime removed and hopefully forever

PATCH NOTES FOR v10.1
* no patch notes required

PATCH NOTES FOR v10.0

* decided that 8 and 9 were bad numbers and skipping to '10' would make us look cooler.
* js crypto added in for the sake of an internet argument

PATCH NOTES FOR v7.69

* Added 1.2 billion passwords from Russian hacker forums

PATCH NOTES FOR v7.2 "BoringSFM"

* The name is aspirational and not yet a promise

PATCH NOTES FOR V1.0.1g

* changed version number

PATCH NOTES FOR V0.9.8

* once again removed LF and Fishmech corruption from the last thread
* added a new feature that enables the mods/admins to go ahead and probate/ban as necessary if LF'n poo poo happens
* added heartbeat feature to non-existent SSL layer on the forums

PATCH NOTES FOR V69

* removed LF and Fishmech corruption from last thread
* new "hello" service for conference attendees
* blocking of js crypto through message relay services like twitter

PATCH NOTES FOR V1.2

* made more efficient for version 1.2 after having removed fishmeching and talk about credit card contracts

PATCH NOTES FOR V1.1

* don't loving use any of these goddamn exploits you dumbshits

join us on irc: irc.synirc.net #yossec

useful news resource for information security professionals: http://reddit.com/r/netsec/

risky business podcast is worth listening to and yospos has been mentioned in it before

here are some old threads that haven't been archived:

Security Fuckup Megathread - v13.69 - plugins may violate privacy (jan-jun 2017)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v12.2 - you have slammed your dick in the car door (apr 2016-jan 2017)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v11.4 - who u gonna snitch to pussy bitch gently caress u (apr 2015-apr 2016)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v10.1 (Hackers can turn your gas station into a bomb) (nov 2014-apr 2015)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v7.69 (stay safe security ghost) (aug-nov 2014)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v7.2 "BoringSFM" (jun-aug 2014)

Alereon posted:

seriously though people dont post anything that would allow a lurker from gbs to gently caress with anything

Lain Iwakawa posted:

HERE IS A FORUM FOR YOU D&D WANNABES THAT WELCOMES CHAT ABOUT AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY AND ITS UTTER FAILURE

Talk about opsec and government fuckups in this thread.

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:48

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:52

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

0day

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:49

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:50

Trabandiumium: Feb 20, 2010

3 pages short of 219 my dude

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:50

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

this post is a call from your bank we need your routing and account number

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:50

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

ground floor

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:50

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

bump_fn posted:

this post is a call from your bank we need your routing and account number

See these errors? That's you're posting

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:51

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

Trabandiumium posted:

3 pages short of 219 my dude

i noticed. fucks given: zero

just uninterested in seeing my old forums name haha

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:52

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

first of forth

and also swearing up and down i won't drag politics in here

that's for the opsec thread

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:52

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

keep rear end variant supporting YubiKey challenge-response now: https://keepassxc.org/blog/2017-06-26-2.2.0-released/

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:53

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Bloody posted:

ground floor

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:54

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

Bloody posted:

ground floor

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:55

Sharktopus: Aug 9, 2006

how did i get here i dont even know what this is anymore

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:55

ThePeavstenator: Dec 18, 2012; Establish the Buns

*In management voice* "We don't negotiate with criminals."

*Camera slowly pans, following employee's longing gaze to a critical server terminal with a window demanding a $300 ransom from a multi-million-dollar-a-year company with no backups*

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:57

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Rooney McNibnug posted:

keep rear end variant supporting YubiKey challenge-response now: https://keepassxc.org/blog/2017-06-26-2.2.0-released/

keep rear end is winning

# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:58

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Trabandiumium posted:

3 pages short of 219 my dude

rip

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:00

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

ThePeavstenator posted:

*In management voice* "We don't negotiate with criminals."

*Camera slowly pans, following employee's longing gaze to a critical server terminal with a window demanding a $300 ransom from a multi-million-dollar-a-year company with no backups*

dont stop im almost there

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:00

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

1st page!

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:03

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Migishu posted:

dont stop im almost there

*puts on trucker hat and nestles clipboard behind corporate logo polo*

gonna social hack you in the lobby and then in the parking lot

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:07

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

syscall girl posted:

keep rear end is winning

it's because no other password manager can have a funnier name

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:08

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

and OP, apologies for the stuxnet parking lot reference, it's very political but also one of the biggest secfucks we've seen so it balances out

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:15

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Lain Iwakura posted:

just uninterested in seeing my old forums name haha

Radium

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:18

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

syscall girl posted:

and OP, apologies for the stuxnet parking lot reference, it's very political but also one of the biggest secfucks we've seen so it balances out

no worries. nobody in the thread did anything wrong. like i said, i was tired of seeing my old forums name show up in my bookmarks and was, "enh gently caress it"

Thanks Ants posted:

Radium

these forums are the least of my problems for name changes

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:18

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

ground floor

https://www.ernw.de/download/exploring_north_koreas_survelliance_technology_troopers17.pdf

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:19

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

lol if you don't just write your passwords on sticky notes and stick them to your thighs

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:21

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

a classic since we don't have much currently emergent

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2011/apr/18/trident-nuclear-submarine-secrets-leak

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:28

Asshole Masonanie: Oct 27, 2009; by vyelkin

Elysiume posted:

lol if you don't just write your passwords on sticky notes and stick them to your thighs

my body looks like guy pearce in memento because that's how i manage my passwords

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:31

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

schranz kafka posted:

my body looks like guy pearce in memento because that's how i manage my passwords

i am currently looking at cypher in the matrix and he has an angry face about how good guy pearce was looking in memento

evan @ nioj

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:36

vOv: Feb 8, 2014

Lain Iwakura posted:

these forums are the least of my problems for name changes

are you implying what i think you're implying here b/c if so then good luck with everything and godspeed

(feel free to be brief or whatever if you don't want to clog up the thread)

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:39

RISCy Business: Jun 17, 2015; bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork; Fun Shoe

i saw that the thread was locked and instantly said "oh no who touched the poop :ohdear:

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:41

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

vOv posted:

are you implying what i think you're implying here b/c if so then good luck with everything and godspeed

(feel free to be brief or whatever if you don't want to clog up the thread)

yep

:bigtran:

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:43

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

RISCy Business posted:

i saw that the thread was locked and instantly said "oh no who touched the poop "

the thread has really matured

only poop touched at this point is fossilized

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:43

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

poop is basically self-touching at this point

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:48

ZeusCannon: Nov 5, 2009; BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH; Grimey Drawer

Innovative automated self touching poo pro ++

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:52

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

ZeusCannon posted:

Innovative automated self touching poo pro ++

touching-as-a-service

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:53

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

autonomous poop

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:55

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Subjunctive posted:

autonomous poop

Autobutts, assemble!

# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:57

Blinkz0rz: May 27, 2001; MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

cinci zoo sniper posted:

0day

# ? Jun 26, 2017 22:24

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

cinci zoo sniper posted:

0day

# ? Jun 26, 2017 22:34

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:52

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Lain Iwakura posted:

yep :bigtran:

congratulations on finally breaking that $25k barrier, you made it

# ? Jun 26, 2017 22:36

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