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Somewhere, someone is going to get totally turned on. Who is going to be the first to gently caress an alien.quote:Anonymous -- the loose collective of hackers and online activists -- claims that the US space agency NASA is all set to announce the discovery of alien life, the media reported. http://www.news18.com/news/tech/nasa-ready-to-declare-alien-life-says-hacker-group-anonymous-1443571.html Either this is a hilarious Hoax made by Anonymous, or this is really going to happen.
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Jun 26, 2017 22:09
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news 18 dot com is the most trusted source of news on the internet and you can take that to the bank babhi
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Jun 26, 2017 22:10
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Do the girl aliens have boobs?
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Katamari Democracy posted:Either this is a hilarious Hoax made by Anonymous, or this is really going to happen. You sure are right, Katamari Democracy
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Jun 26, 2017 22:11
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In related headlines, Life is short, make the most of it! and Avoid meat, eggs, and lust, pregnant Indians are told brought to you by NEWS18 your trusted name in internet news
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Jun 26, 2017 22:14
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I definitely believe this
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Katamari Democracy posted:Somewhere, someone is going to get totally turned on. Who is going to be the first to gently caress an alien. Of course ! Cassini just flew through the water plumes coming from deep within Enceladus and found "organic molecules" . But you know they found more than that. Like a weird bacteria that entered the instruments and now they're just waiting for the right time to announce it Europa is next. That's why that congressman had to threaten NASA with total withdrawal of funds if they don't send a mission there next. They keep pushing Mars missions on us like anyone cares about that dry red poo poo-hole. Jupiter & Saturn is where the action is at
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Jun 26, 2017 22:15
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What's an Onymous
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Jun 26, 2017 22:16
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Trump all ready to deport them
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Jun 26, 2017 22:18
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not Anonymous, Deep Throat
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Jun 26, 2017 22:20
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I wonder what variety and number of appendages the aliens will have that can manipulate my genitalia.
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Jun 26, 2017 22:20
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I am anonymous and I didn't make this video. Somebody has been using my identity!!
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Jun 26, 2017 22:20
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Yeah, no. When I tried to find the anonymous video, these were among the first to pop up: http://www.popsci.com/anonymous-nasa-alien-life http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/06/26/nasa-debunks-anonymous-claim-imminent-alien-life-discovery.html Das Butterbrot fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jun 26, 2017 |
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Jun 26, 2017 22:21
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do u know jenny posted:Trump all ready to deport them "We're gonna build a Space wall, and we will make the Aliens pay for it! It's gonna be solar powered, and it's gonna pay for itself"!
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Jun 26, 2017 22:21
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Waffle House posted:What's an Onymous I think this is an onymous 
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A non e-mouse
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Jun 26, 2017 22:25
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NASA does this kind of hyping every few months. 
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Jun 26, 2017 22:25
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Can't wait for that space weed from juniper.
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Jun 26, 2017 22:42
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give me money and ill confirm anything you want
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Jun 26, 2017 22:42
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i wonder what would happen if nasa came out and were just like "well, there are aliens, we don't know anything about them beyond that they built some massive structures very far away in space"
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Pitdragon posted:i wonder what would happen if nasa came out and were just like "well, there are aliens, we don't know anything about them beyond that they built some massive structures very far away in space" they won't lol
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Jun 26, 2017 23:21
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Do the girl aliens have boobs? I would like to know this also.
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Jun 26, 2017 23:24
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jon joe posted:they won't lol yeah but do you think that if did it would be all chaotic and crazy? or maybe people start working together now that there is a completely different species to compete with? business as usual and no one really gives a gently caress after the initial novelty wears off? tell me jon joe
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Jun 26, 2017 23:25
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Pitdragon posted:yeah but do you think that if did it would be all chaotic and crazy? or maybe people start working together now that there is a completely different species to compete with? business as usual and no one really gives a gently caress after the initial novelty wears off? tell me jon joe it won't happen lol
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Jun 26, 2017 23:28
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curse you jon joe
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Pitdragon posted:yeah but do you think that if did it would be all chaotic and crazy? or maybe people start working together now that there is a completely different species to compete with? business as usual and no one really gives a gently caress after the initial novelty wears off? tell me jon joe mebes i could finally get laid
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Jun 26, 2017 23:31
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Our first contact with alien life will be when they send us a Cease and Desist that demands we stop broadcasting garbage over their reserved radio frequencies.
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Jun 26, 2017 23:31
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Pitdragon posted:i wonder what would happen if nasa came out and were just like "well, there are aliens, we don't know anything about them beyond that they built some massive structures very far away in space" runup to the announcement: ALIENS HOLY poo poo L@@K actual announcement: We found some odd deviation in this data that might suggest something but can also be explained by these other natural events
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Jun 26, 2017 23:33
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Pitdragon posted:i wonder what would happen if nasa came out and were just like "well, there are aliens, we don't know anything about them beyond that they built some massive structures very far away in space" "right now any speculation on number and size of breasts is just that, speculation, for all we know they lay eggs, but that said we've all got our fingers crossed for a platypus situation where they plop big honkin eggsies out their butts but also have space nipples on their space tits. eight space tits."
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Jun 26, 2017 23:34
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One thing is for sure, when NASA announces the presence of real aliens with solid proof, what happens next will shock us!
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Jun 26, 2017 23:35
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Aliens are angels and this will prove the existance of god and jesus
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Jun 26, 2017 23:35
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Hopefully they're hot or whatever. 
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Jun 26, 2017 23:37
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NASA will confirm Xenu is real.
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Jun 26, 2017 23:37
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if they've found life it's definitely microbial or whatever if actual intelligent life had been found there's no way anyone'd be able to keep quiet about it
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hopefully they're hot or whatever. What aliens, if real, would be the sexiest??? Twileks? Orions? Klackon?
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Jun 26, 2017 23:40
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In the immortal words of Carl Sagan, "Ain't no aliens been here, ain't none coming"
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a bone to pick posted:I think this is an onymous hoaly fuckin;g poo poo
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Do the girl aliens have boobs? And if so, how many?
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Chomp8645 posted:One thing is for sure, when NASA announces the presence of real aliens with solid proof, what happens next will shock us! Millions of ads on craigslist asking for a real "Out of this world" relationship.
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