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EnvyJ
May 4, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
First image released:

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Opie_Yates
Nov 30, 2010
Lol if anyone over age 15 cares what anonymous does, just lol.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I hope they have better porn than us. Can't even really say I look and edge because that'd imply I get it up at all for most porn.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0WQOGVLLGw

Kitchner fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Jun 27, 2017

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


I've been telling everyone about this and the extensive probbings they gave me for years, doesn't matter no ones ever going to believe.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Debunk This! posted:

I've been telling everyone about this and the extensive probbings they gave me for years, doesn't matter no ones ever going to believe.

Please don't refer to our relationship as extensive probing

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Katamari Democracy posted:

Hoax made by Anonymous

why I never

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

King Vidiot posted:

why I never

I want to believe

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
I'm bookmarking this thread! :eyepop: Aliens! :captainpop:

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Chomp8645 posted:

Our first contact with alien life will be when they send us a Cease and Desist that demands we stop broadcasting garbage over their reserved radio frequencies.

this pretty much happens in the Hyperion series

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a bone to pick posted:

I think this is an onymous



i remember the first time i saw this full picture i laughed for minutes, harder than ever before in my life, until my parents had to come calm me down

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i'm glad i never got extensive probbing as posting is important to me, as much as anything can be important to my dead self

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Why make it known now?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
The Quagaars will give me a new body to replace this horrific holographic shell which houses my consciousness.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
hosed up if trump gets his picture taken shaking hands with an alien he'll be etched into history for all time

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
News 18, the news News 1 through 17 don't want you to hear.

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!

Katamari Democracy posted:

Who is going to be the first to gently caress an alien.


*Raises hand meekly*

I uh volunteer for tribute.

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
Anonymous has hosed, NASA can comfirm

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

de_dust posted:

this pretty much happens in the Hyperion series

That's the twist with the Shrike? What a letdown

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Toadvine posted:

hosed up if trump gets his picture taken shaking hands with an alien he'll be etched into history for all time

The 1st Galactic President.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
seriouspost: when we find alien life, what will the specifics be? will it be some lame rear end bacteria, or like, some undoubtably artificial signal from space?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Bacteria. At most. In all likelihood there are no aliens anywhere.

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
I hope they have a dead gay forum for me to shitpost on.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
NASA has perfected an FTL engine so now The Federation can contact us without breaking the prime directive.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Screaming Idiot posted:

Bacteria. At most. In all likelihood there are no aliens anywhere.

In all likelihood there are aliens all over the place.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

scrubs season six posted:

In all likelihood there are aliens all over the place.

There is zero evidence to support this.

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click
here.
I wish NASA would hurry up and announce that we are alone in the universe and currently hurtling towards extinction.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E3yocp7wfc

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
They may have found some single celled organisms dwelling on one of Saturn's moons and it would be an incredible discovery, correct? I can't see how such a thing would be outside the realm of possibility.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

maskenfreiheit posted:

seriouspost: when we find alien life, what will the specifics be? will it be some lame rear end bacteria, or like, some undoubtably artificial signal from space?

any form of life springing up twice in one solar system bodes well for the galaxy

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot posted:

There is zero evidence to support this.

Bacterial fossils have been found in several meteors

https://microbewiki.kenyon.edu/index.php/Bacterial_Fossils_in_Meteorites
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/6660045/Bacteria-from-Mars-found-inside-ancient-meteorite.html

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I'm gonna bottle up all the face sweat congealed on those guy fawkes masks and sell it as cologne

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Screaming Idiot posted:

Bacteria. At most. In all likelihood there are no aliens anywhere.

I think the more likely possibility is that the universe is so vast the various intelligent races never come across one another.

Probes are possibility, maybe. But not piloted crash, most likely.

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/WLWT/status/879497039469576192

:eyepop:

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

It crashed in the countryside near some wierd old scientist's mansion.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

maskenfreiheit posted:

seriouspost: when we find alien life, what will the specifics be? will it be some lame rear end bacteria, or like, some undoubtably artificial signal from space?

i feel like they may start us slow with bacterias even though we have been in contact with actual intelligent life for a while :greenangel:

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

myDad posted:

That's the twist with the Shrike? What a letdown

Nah, it's pretty ambiguous as to who made the thing.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
The first alien life is going be discovered a thousand years from now and just be a different kind of moss and its gonna be anticlimactic as gently caress. gently caress alien life.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Toadvine posted:

hosed up if trump gets his picture taken shaking hands with an alien he'll be etched into history for all time

Trump will have the alien deported

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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Aliens have already contacted us using DMT and Psilocybin mushrooms that they seed throughout the galaxy

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