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remember when Anonymous promised a huge release of KKK info that was going to expose prominent politicians and high level law enforcement but was really just a pastebin list of openly racist facebook nobodies and Ben Garrison?
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rezatahs posted:i feel like they may start us slow with bacterias even though we have been in contact with actual intelligent life for a while Having you been to dc? No way they could keep something like that secret
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Jun 27, 2017 07:31
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Already met mr boone on this forum and he was a cool dude. Aliens are cool no worries.
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Jun 27, 2017 07:38
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How will this effect my masturbatory habits that involve that girl from overwatch. Asking for a friend.
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Jun 27, 2017 07:41
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Didn't we find bacteria already? Or remnants of bacteria? I can't remember it was so boring
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Jun 27, 2017 07:51
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at this point the only thing the anonymous moniker has been good for is trolling media outlets with stories that are too spicy to be false and has been for well over a decade, what the fuxk makes u think this is an exception
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Jun 27, 2017 07:55
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Ever since I was a small boy I've wanted to have sex with an alien
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Jun 27, 2017 08:06
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Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the asteroid belts dropping hot sticky plasma on disgusting miners. People say to me that a person being a destroyer is Impossible and I'm loving retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install spinning radar, neutron blasters and warp scramblers on my body
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Jun 27, 2017 08:10
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I desperately want to make love to a school boy
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Jun 27, 2017 08:14
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SD87 posted:I desperately want to make love to a school boy 
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Jun 27, 2017 08:16
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Decebal posted:Of course ! Cassini just flew through the water plumes coming from deep within Enceladus and found "organic molecules" . But you know they found more than that. Like a weird bacteria that entered the instruments and now they're just waiting for the right time to announce it Cassini isn't equipped to test beyond that. It could scoop up a swarm of space bees, but it's only capable of testing them out as "organic molecules".
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Jun 27, 2017 08:40
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Frankenstyle posted:Cassini isn't equipped to test beyond that. It could scoop up a swarm of space bees, but it's only capable of testing them out as "organic molecules". What space bees...
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Jun 27, 2017 08:41
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Altair Knight posted:What space bees... It's nothing to worry about. Consume and reproduce as though nothing is wrong.
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Jun 27, 2017 08:43
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dumb and dumber is great
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Jun 27, 2017 10:57
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wanna hear the most annoying sound in any world?
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Jun 27, 2017 11:03
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maskenfreiheit posted:Having you been to dc? No way they could keep something like that secret Why would anyone tell politicians about something important?
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Jun 27, 2017 11:53
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An alien could come to earth, stick a probe up their rear end, and some people would still say 'See?! This is what the government conspiracy does to you when you don't believe their lies!' as the alien then turns them inside out.
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Jun 27, 2017 13:24
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I would like to thank President Trump for discovering alien life beyond our world.
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Jun 27, 2017 13:40
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Vynar posted:I would like to thank President Trump for discovering alien life beyond our world. time for a goddamn space wall for those lazy loving martians
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Jun 27, 2017 13:47
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When we find aliens it's not going to be related to the poo poo the UFO freaks talk about (astronauts or not), it's probably going to be "we propose a likely mechanism by which biological processes have resulted in the spectroscopic observations of this exoplanet's atmosphere".
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Jun 27, 2017 14:04
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For me there's only 2 possibilities for alien life. 1. A planet-sized single-cell organism envelops earth and digests it. 2. Humanoid aliens come to earth to sell their space weed to us.
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Jun 27, 2017 14:12
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Toadvine posted:hosed up if trump gets his picture taken shaking hands with an alien he'll be etched into history for all time Holy poo poo this would be the best thing to ever happen.
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Jun 27, 2017 14:15
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Fartbox posted:Ever since I was a small boy I've wanted to have sex with an alien 
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Jun 27, 2017 14:15
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Screaming Idiot posted:The Quagaars will give me a new body to replace this horrific holographic shell which houses my consciousness. It's a garbage pod.
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Jun 27, 2017 14:16
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:time for a goddamn space wall for those lazy loving martians i cant wait! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijvTiDnWJLE
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Jun 27, 2017 14:26
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fishing with the fam posted:The first alien life is going be discovered a thousand years from now and just be a different kind of moss and its gonna be anticlimactic as gently caress. gently caress alien life. I think we all know what's coming...  METEOR poo poo!
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Jun 27, 2017 15:20
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Prorat posted:How will this effect my masturbatory habits that involve that girl from overwatch. Bastion is a girl?
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Jun 27, 2017 15:23
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Frankenstyle posted:Cassini isn't equipped to test beyond that. It could scoop up a swarm of space bees, but it's only capable of testing them out as "organic molecules". Then if would e fair to charge the scientists who designed it with criminal negligence considering what a huge discovery they're missing. Maybe have them pay a % of the mission cost back to NASA since now we'll have to wait decades for another probe to get there
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Jun 27, 2017 16:11
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Decebal posted:Then if would e fair to charge the scientists who designed it with criminal negligence considering what a huge discovery they're missing. Maybe have them pay a % of the mission cost back to NASA since now we'll have to wait decades for another probe to get there There really should be a penalty system for short shortsightedness on these things. Hell, even back on the Viking lander the test was all freaky. The cliff notes to that are that they'd decided "If the test for life gives result X it's a positive, and if it does Z it's a negative" and in the end it gave weird rear end results that didn't quite fit X or Z so the said "gently caress it, nevermind". And with all the poo poo they've chucked up there since they still haven't put much concerted effort into figuring out what the gently caress was going on back in 1976. I mean I get that space is limited on these things, but come on.
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Jun 27, 2017 16:34
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Remember when anonymous actually did stuff and wasn't just a thin pretense of hacktivism for literally anyone to wear for any reason that they pleased? good times.
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Jun 27, 2017 16:48
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Frankenstyle posted:There really should be a penalty system for short shortsightedness on these things. Hell, even back on the Viking lander the test was all freaky. The cliff notes to that are that they'd decided "If the test for life gives result X it's a positive, and if it does Z it's a negative" and in the end it gave weird rear end results that didn't quite fit X or Z so the said "gently caress it, nevermind". And with all the poo poo they've chucked up there since they still haven't put much concerted effort into figuring out what the gently caress was going on back in 1976. I don't think you do get that, or how designing the things works in the first place. An instrument that can test for a huge variety of things to cover all the bases will not only be too bulky, but it just wouldn't get funded. There has to be a near guarantee on results (either positive or negative) for them to be approved, they won't let you put a space bee detector on because "maybe there will be some". First you'd have to observe some signature that at the very least suggests their existence, and then and only then can you start applying for funding to design your bee detector. As for "not putting much concerted effort into it", they gladly would if people would vote more for politicians that actually want to increase NASA's funding.
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Jun 27, 2017 16:56
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I don't think you do get that, or how designing the things works in the first place. An instrument that can test for a huge variety of things to cover all the bases will not only be too bulky, but it just wouldn't get funded. There has to be a near guarantee on results (either positive or negative) for them to be approved, they won't let you put a space bee detector on because "maybe there will be some". First you'd have to observe some signature that at the very least suggests their existence, and then and only then can you start applying for funding to design your bee detector. Yeh. That's why I pointed out the lack of direct follow up on a specific curiosity that reared it's head forty years ago.
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Frankenstyle posted:Yeh. That's why I pointed out the lack of direct follow up on a specific curiosity that reared it's head forty years ago. Valid projects get turned down all the time. I can't say for sure but I would be willing to bet it was applied for and other missions were given higher priority.
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"We found a possibility that maybe this environment on this planet about a bazillion light years away maybe has conditions that can support a bacteria to live. Invasion in 3 trillion years." *raughs microscopically*
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I don't think you do get that, or how designing the things works in the first place. An instrument that can test for a huge variety of things to cover all the bases will not only be too bulky, but it just wouldn't get funded. There has to be a near guarantee on results (either positive or negative) for them to be approved, they won't let you put a space bee detector on because "maybe there will be some". First you'd have to observe some signature that at the very least suggests their existence, and then and only then can you start applying for funding to design your bee detector. Seems to me like "finding life" is only an afterthought at NASA or somewhere around 20% interest. Every time they launch something is to "test the rock composition that will tell us about the beginning of the Solar System" or " analyze the cloud structure on Saturn so we can send a cool picture of some gas" It's never finding life. Sometimes they insert it, like an afterthought. "something something something that MAY also tell us if life could be possible" <------- a far cry from actually focusing on that. I get it that science is vast and you have different specializations BUT if they want more funding how about you get the public excited with more that just spectroscopy raw data ?! Europa is at least as interesting as Mars and we haven't sent 1(one) mission there !! We dropped poo poo on Titan an it's further away . A bunch of jokers
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Decebal posted:Seems to me like "finding life" is only an afterthought at NASA or somewhere around 20% interest. Every time they launch something is to "test the rock composition that will tell us about the beginning of the Solar System" or " analyze the cloud structure on Saturn so we can send a cool picture of some gas" The problem with space is that it's boring. In media space has aliens, lasers, mysteries left behind by the ancients... and everyone gets to cruise the galaxy with warp drive and artificial gravity. It's cool and exciting and a new adventure always awaits! In real life space has nothing. No aliens, no lasers, no ancient mysteries... and you travel at glacial speeds while peeing in a bag and eating lovely food. It's tedious and lame and nothing is out there but new kinds of rock and radiation.
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Chomp8645 posted:The problem with space is that it's boring. A millisecond pulsar is kind of cool 
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Jun 27, 2017 21:33
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knowing the vastness of this universe and thinking all life in it resides on our rock is seriously so monumentally stupid you just have to laugh ha!
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Jun 27, 2017 21:34
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Chomp8645 posted:The problem with space is that it's boring. That's because we aren't looking properly!
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Decebal posted:Seems to me like "finding life" is only an afterthought at NASA or somewhere around 20% interest. Every time they launch something is to "test the rock composition that will tell us about the beginning of the Solar System" or " analyze the cloud structure on Saturn so we can send a cool picture of some gas" That's a lot easier than removing 99.9999999% of earth bacteria from a spacecraft to avoid false positives.
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