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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

SHINING WIZARDUUUUUU

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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I've now watched more then 3 hours of wrestling in one sitting. gently caress me.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

:stonk: Jesus that drop was hideous.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Gumball Gumption posted:

I've now watched more then 3 hours of wrestling in one sitting. gently caress me.

Welcome to Monday except usually it's more like 20 minutes of wrestling and 2 hours 40 minutes of garbage.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

tap batista

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

was there any cruiserweight poo poo on this show

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

That Samoan drop was sloppy as poo poo

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
A thunderous Samoa Joe!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Destroy My Sweater posted:

was there any cruiserweight poo poo on this show

Neville fought some jobber.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I bet a samoan drop right on the hip hurts like hell

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
bullshit

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Uuuhh were Sasha's shoulders on the floor? Lol

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Intruder posted:

I bet a samoan drop right on the hip hurts like hell

It's okay, that hip was already broken.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm glad Sasha won.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

At least it was a cool finish

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Oh, poo poo. :stare:

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

i'll never understand weak or lovely looking taps

on that note who's the best tapper it might be kalisto maybe

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I mean she did come in last, she didn't beat any odds.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The Sasha/Nia part of that match was very good, but everything prior to it is dumb.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hey Sasha I knew your father Eddie Guerrero!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I heard Sasha Banks once told Alexa Bliss that she would never amount to anything and should just kill herself.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

sasha's dad, kurt angle

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Destroy My Sweater posted:

was there any cruiserweight poo poo on this show

Cruiserweight Titus was on, yes

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

VJeff posted:

The Sasha/Nia part of that match was very good, but everything prior to it is dumb.

I won't have you speak ill of the Ball family

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
give her the slam kurt

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

so, to recap, they spent months setting up a nia/alexa showdown and then had nia singlehandedly squash the entire rest of the women's roster so she could abruptly tap out to sasha, who just showed up

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Destroy My Sweater posted:

i'll never understand weak or lovely looking taps

on that note who's the best tapper it might be kalisto maybe

Same. Either you tap hard and shoe that you can't take the pain or you start to pass out and have the ref end it.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
gently caress sasha

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I both want and don't want Kurt to wrestle again

I still love that Kurt destroyed Lesnar in a fun little amateur wrestling thing backstage

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

VJeff posted:

The Sasha/Nia part of that match was very good, but everything prior to it is dumb.

Yeah, that was a very good Sasha/Nia match preceded by like 25 minutes of garbage.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

CarlCX posted:

so, to recap, they spent months setting up a nia/alexa showdown and then had nia singlehandedly squash the entire rest of the women's roster so she could abruptly tap out to sasha, who just showed up

It is still WWE no matter what.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

CarlCX posted:

so, to recap, they spent months setting up a nia/alexa showdown and then had nia singlehandedly squash the entire rest of the women's roster so she could abruptly tap out to sasha, who just showed up

Now Nia costs Sasha the match, so that she can demand her shot against Alexa and not Sasha, who can beat her.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
sasha banks' dream of winning the raw womens title for, like, the fourth time or whatever

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol the ol' "heel champ comes out with the title just to get knocked out of the ring so the face can stand tall with the belt" thing

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I hope everyone's ready for Sasha and Alexa to repeat the Sasha/Charlotte 16 month feud where they traded the title weekly.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Am I nuts or does that booking makes way more sense as a six-pack elimination match.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

CarlCX posted:

so, to recap, they spent months setting up a nia/alexa showdown and then had nia singlehandedly squash the entire rest of the women's roster so she could abruptly tap out to sasha, who just showed up

Wasn't Sasha feuding with Alicia Fox on 205 Live like, a month ago?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Shima Honnou posted:

I hope everyone's ready for Sasha and Alexa to repeat the Sasha/Charlotte 16 month feud where they traded the title weekly.

I am, because those were good matches and involved good wrestlers, unlike like 90% of women's division matches on Raw post-Bayley.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Did we ever find out where that Ambulance with Roman drove off to?

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