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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Sah-mo-ah Joe

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HERE COMES STEINER

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

TBF that's probably the way to accurately pronounce Samoa if you're actually Samoan.

Roman is as Samoan as Jinder is Indian.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Big cheers for the hero, Braun Stroman!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

and roman reigns was never seen again

Best timeline.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Forceholy posted:

So I just signed my life away to become a dancing English teaching monkey in China for at least a year. This will probably be my last RAW for a while. Let's limp to the finish line.

Sorry about your soon-to-be-crushed soul, friend.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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By most accounts teaching ESL in Asia is about as good a decision as getting a liberal arts degree, which I can tell you wasn't a good idea!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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If you want your soul to be crushed for barely minimum wage while everyone treats you like poo poo you can just become a substitute teacher without even having to go live in a certified slum.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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DoctorGonzo posted:

dont steal any sign post

He's going to China which is a place that literally gives no shits and nothing works except the internet firewall so he can probably steal whatever the gently caress he wants as long as the mob doesn't own it. He can probably just pick the sign post off the ground if he wants it.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

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DoctorGonzo posted:

please dont be racist

It's fine I'm from Detroit which is basically the same except with no mafia anymore.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Shima Honnou
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Tomahawk posted:

Remember when Finn was champ lol

No, I blinked my eyes right when it happened.

Shima Honnou
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DoctorGonzo posted:

Dude, asian american please.

My half-white part cancels out my powers, very unfortunate.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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For real though I entertained the idea of being an ESL teacher in Asia, and then I read the ESL teacher thread and decided it would be a very bad time and that I'm better off in Detroit.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

we're already 24 minutes into it buddy

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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The Budding Games...?

Shima Honnou
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Accident Underwater posted:

I've been in every Transformers movie, AMA

Hi, Markie Mark!

Shima Honnou
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Codependent Poster posted:

Did you see the MMA lady who poo poo her pants this weekend?

Caught it on TMZ, my first thought was of CM Punk.

Because he's poo poo!!!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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DoctorGonzo posted:

glow is good or has some stupid progessive bullshit tacked on?

Everything I've heard is good but it's not a 100% accurate portrayal of '80s womens wrestling (IE they aren't getting pimped out by a literal satan)

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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a new study bible! posted:

I am a teacher on summer break right now. It owns.

Substitute teacher.

I hate it with a passion and basically don't do it anymore.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Sugar Blaster posted:

idk this guy is doing better at talking about wrestling than most of the people wwe pays to talk about wrestling. like if nothing else he sounds like an actual person who'd react to what's happening and not whatever it is michael cole does.

No Vince surgically implanted into his brain.

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Soothing Vapors posted:

I fuckin Hate IT when the broads GET all uppity

This is a pretty harsh judgment of the remake of It before it's even out!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Jiro posted:

All I hear is Marky Mark's voice.

I wish I were you.

Shima Honnou
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Codependent Poster posted:

Which female superstar is going to get the "poo poo my pants" gimmick?

Hoiw is this even a question.

Bayley

Shima Honnou
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Goldust and R-Truth are both good so it's impressive that these promos are so loving bad.

Shima Honnou
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Sugar Blaster posted:

the match hasn't even started and i'm already mad about the finish. well done wwe you've conditioned your fans to expect nothing from anything you do.

gently caress finish leading to a 4 minute preshow match.

Shima Honnou
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Sugar Blaster posted:

lol @ wwe attracting asbestos class action lawsuit commercials on their flagship show.

MORE RELEVANT THAN EVER

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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I wish I could be the camera guy tagged to wear vinyl and take a bump.

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Soothing Vapors posted:

I wish i could paint my neck black to hide my double chin

Grow a beard, proven SomethingAwful solution.

Shima Honnou
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Wig or bust.

Shima Honnou
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Ninjas have kidnapped Paul Heyman.

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WEhy would anyone care about a reality show starring Ball Family when Magic Johnson and other famous ballers have their own shows and people that don't watch basketball have actually heard ogf them

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

gently caress did anyone else panic hearing her music

I was tabbed out of the stream and was waiting for the boos

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That DICK! posted:

"DID YOU KNOW: Stephanie is very powerful, one of the most powerful people alive today"

She texts me to remind me weekly and I've never even met her!

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Jiro posted:

If she goes up against Nia? Death.

It's really a mercy at this point.

Shima Honnou
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BBB
BIG BALLER

Shima Honnou
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CarlCX posted:

every time cole emphasizes THE FIRST EVER GREAT BALLS OF FIRE i feel a chill

You should be feeling warm instead!!!

Shima Honnou
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Is that the skinny guy from lmafo

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We're getting there!

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