WWE RAW THREAD

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Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

idk this guy is doing better at talking about wrestling than most of the people wwe pays to talk about wrestling. like if nothing else he sounds like an actual person who'd react to what's happening and not whatever it is michael cole does.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:30

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:03

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

a new study bible! posted:

I am a teacher on summer break right now. It owns.

i almost went into teaching but absolutely hated academia and now i'm a 30 y/o who works at coffee shops and the only difference between me and a teacher is probably i make a little bit more money and also nobody cares if i sleep with 18 year olds.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:34

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

i want truth and goldust to tear this loving house down.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:40

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

wait its early they're not gonna trust these two to carry a top of the hour match despite five weeks of build so this poo poo is gonna go maybe 5 minutes if we're lucky.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:41

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

the match hasn't even started and i'm already mad about the finish. well done wwe you've conditioned your fans to expect nothing from anything you do.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:43

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

lol @ wwe attracting asbestos class action lawsuit commercials on their flagship show.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:44

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh here we go.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:44

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

goldust is wearing his classic 90's gear. that rules.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:46

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

actually love goldust making an r-trush smut film.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:47

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

goldust doing an 8mm type situation is awesome.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:48

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

CarlCX posted:

why do people have trouble caring about things the WWE tells them to care about, I forget

i assume yr being sarcastic but that was some classic heeling by goldust.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:54

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

no yeah of course they wouldn't do anything interesting with the most relevant celeb they've had in years. just cut it off immediately for a miz/mox match literally no people care about.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 02:08

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

a new study bible! posted:

Are the Miz and Hulk Hogan the only two WWE Superstars to ever be referred to as the N-Word on air?

ahahahahahaha

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 02:09

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

a new study bible! posted:

Are the Miz and Hulk Hogan the only two WWE Superstars to ever be referred to as the N-Word on air?

oh my god booker t was right there and didn't say anything.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 02:12

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

They very clearly cut it off because Lavar was on All The Drugs and the sons were openly calling Miz "dat nigga". In all honesty how do you get back on the rails with a shirtless Lavar Ball doing mock kung-fu poses and yelling things in the middle of the ring?

by letting it happen because it's entertaining and relevant?

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 02:13

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

They very clearly cut it off because Lavar was on All The Drugs and the sons were openly calling Miz "dat nigga". In all honesty how do you get back on the rails with a shirtless Lavar Ball doing mock kung-fu poses and yelling things in the middle of the ring?

quoting this again because what the gently caress was their plan? they want mainstream attention but can't handle on a live show when the folk they book don't adhere to their segment booking?

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 02:15

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

like yo i love wrestling but wwe is small potatoes in relation to almost any other form of mainstream entertainment. maybe call an audible and risk offending some people and put on an entertaining show that'd wrangle a few headlines beyond the dead kid charities and mattel or whatever.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 02:17

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

wwe made headlines today, but not the good kind like you want

i actually don't care. when i want good tv i watch fargo or twin peaks or better call saul or w/e. it just seems insane that wwe would book a currently topical dude and then just treat it like another segment. like imagine if back in the day they just booked mayweather or tyson in the 9pm slot and tried scripting them. seems really silly and not worth the effort is all. idk i don't work for the company. this match seems whatever though so good job wwe.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 02:23

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:03

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

lol you could have had a nuanced over tag team but i guess nope.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 02:42

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