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Because he didn't get arrays.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 04:32 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 05:53 |
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pity bump
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 04:49 |
Kak posted:Because he didn't get arrays.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:14 |
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how i've wished you were right op
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:20 |
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hehe
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 10:59 |
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funny joke OP
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 11:24 |
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Because he had crushing depression! 🎈🎉
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 11:53 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Because he had crushing depression! 🎈🎉 being jobless isn't going to help that
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 15:23 |
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i believe you'll find that steve jobs quit us, op
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 15:41 |
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This is the best op The best
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 05:11 |
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you cant GET arrays (see RFC 3986) however while not included in any spec array POST values are a de facto standard including being emitted by form handlers in all major HTML browser engines and are considered an acceptable practice if a better content encoding is not available, so it sounds like this gentleman was wise to choose a new career
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 05:56 |
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Breakfast All Day posted:you cant GET arrays (see RFC 3986) however while not included in any spec array POST values are a de facto standard including being emitted by form handlers in all major HTML browser engines and are considered an acceptable practice if a better content encoding is not available, so it sounds like this gentleman was wise to choose a new career Thoughtful response
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 10:50 |
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5
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 19:52 |
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shared this in work slack today, thanks for the free material OP
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 20:00 |
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https://twitter.com/legacy_coder/status/880138870460997632
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 20:14 |
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nightmare
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 20:36 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 08:27 |
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so the doctor takes out his phone and says, look, this might cheer you up. take a look at this lovely app on the store and lol ad how hosed up the coding is the programmer bursts into tears. but, doctor, i wrote that app
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 12:22 |
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crusader_complex posted:so the doctor takes out his phone and says, look, this might cheer you up. take a look at this lovely app on the store and lol ad how hosed up the coding is
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 13:12 |
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i know a UDP joke but you might not get it
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 13:46 |
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an ARP daemon walks into a bar, holding a piece of paper. he approaches each woman at the bar in turn, loudly asking "IS THIS YOUR NUMBER??" until the bartender throws him out
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 13:51 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Because he had crushing depression! 🎈🎉
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 14:00 |
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Sweevo posted:i know a UDP joke but you might not get it i like this one
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 14:08 |
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crusader_complex posted:so the doctor takes out his phone and says, look, this might cheer you up. take a look at this lovely app on the store and lol ad how hosed up the coding is
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 15:03 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:an ARP daemon walks into a bar, holding a piece of paper. he approaches each woman at the bar in turn, loudly asking "IS THIS YOUR NUMBER??" until the bartender throws him out this is probably one of my favorite versions of this joke
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:21 |
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Breakfast All Day posted:you cant GET arrays (see RFC 3986) however while not included in any spec array POST values are a de facto standard including being emitted by form handlers in all major HTML browser engines and are considered an acceptable practice if a better content encoding is not available, so it sounds like this gentleman was wise to choose a new career Actually you can in any language worth programming in.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:34 |
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Why is unicode like a soap opera? They both have a lot of characters!
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:36 |
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Why did the programmers code not compile? He didnt download a compiler!
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:41 |
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because he's a big star trek fan, OP, and he was unable to maintain the confidence of his employers during the inevitable police investigation when a child went missing near his home
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 16:08 |
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RISCy Business posted:pity bump
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 18:46 |
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Sweevo posted:i know a UDP joke but you might not get it argh understanding this joke makes me want to cry
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 18:57 |
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Ciaphas posted:argh understanding this joke makes me want to cry I can tell you a tcp joke, if you're ready
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 19:04 |
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pls don't post explicit boolean expressions without a trigger warning
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 19:15 |
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Captain Foo posted:I can tell you a tcp joke, if you're ready aaag
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 19:37 |
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Ciaphas posted:ack
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 21:32 |
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original syn
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 21:44 |
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Ciaphas posted:aaag Ok here's a joke
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 23:03 |
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Ok I'm done with the joke
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 23:03 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:an ARP daemon walks into a bar, holding a piece of paper. he approaches each woman at the bar in turn, loudly asking "IS THIS YOUR NUMBER??" until the bartender throws him out this joke otoh was well received over in the unix shop so thanks for this
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 23:15 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 05:53 |
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Captain Foo posted:this is probably one of my favorite versions of this joke Ciaphas posted:this joke otoh was well received over in the unix shop so thanks for this I forget where I first heard it. maybe jonny 290
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# ? Jul 8, 2017 07:25 |