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Kak
Sep 27, 2002
Because he didn't get arrays.

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Fun Shoe
pity bump

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Kak posted:

Because he didn't get arrays.

:newlol:

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
how i've wished you were right op

PissWhisk
Oct 12, 2012

quackers
hehe

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


funny joke OP

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Because he had crushing depression! 🎈🎉

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Because he had crushing depression! 🎈🎉

being jobless isn't going to help that

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i believe you'll find that steve jobs quit us, op

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
This is the best op

The best

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

you cant GET arrays (see RFC 3986) however while not included in any spec array POST values are a de facto standard including being emitted by form handlers in all major HTML browser engines and are considered an acceptable practice if a better content encoding is not available, so it sounds like this gentleman was wise to choose a new career

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

Breakfast All Day posted:

you cant GET arrays (see RFC 3986) however while not included in any spec array POST values are a de facto standard including being emitted by form handlers in all major HTML browser engines and are considered an acceptable practice if a better content encoding is not available, so it sounds like this gentleman was wise to choose a new career

Thoughtful response

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006
5

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

shared this in work slack today, thanks for the free material OP

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

https://twitter.com/legacy_coder/status/880138870460997632

pram
Jun 10, 2001

nightmare

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012
so the doctor takes out his phone and says, look, this might cheer you up. take a look at this lovely app on the store and lol ad how hosed up the coding is
the programmer bursts into tears. but, doctor, i wrote that app

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



crusader_complex posted:

so the doctor takes out his phone and says, look, this might cheer you up. take a look at this lovely app on the store and lol ad how hosed up the coding is
the programmer bursts into tears. but, doctor, i wrote that app

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i know a UDP joke but you might not get it

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
an ARP daemon walks into a bar, holding a piece of paper. he approaches each woman at the bar in turn, loudly asking "IS THIS YOUR NUMBER??" until the bartender throws him out

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Because he had crushing depression! 🎈🎉

:shepicide:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Sweevo posted:

i know a UDP joke but you might not get it

i like this one

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

crusader_complex posted:

so the doctor takes out his phone and says, look, this might cheer you up. take a look at this lovely app on the store and lol ad how hosed up the coding is
the programmer bursts into tears. but, doctor, i wrote that app

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Silver Alicorn posted:

an ARP daemon walks into a bar, holding a piece of paper. he approaches each woman at the bar in turn, loudly asking "IS THIS YOUR NUMBER??" until the bartender throws him out

this is probably one of my favorite versions of this joke

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Breakfast All Day posted:

you cant GET arrays (see RFC 3986) however while not included in any spec array POST values are a de facto standard including being emitted by form handlers in all major HTML browser engines and are considered an acceptable practice if a better content encoding is not available, so it sounds like this gentleman was wise to choose a new career

Actually you can in any language worth programming in.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
Why is unicode like a soap opera?


They both have a lot of characters!

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Why did the programmers code not compile?

He didnt download a compiler!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

because he's a big star trek fan, OP, and he was unable to maintain the confidence of his employers during the inevitable police investigation when a child went missing near his home

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Sweevo posted:

i know a UDP joke but you might not get it

argh understanding this joke makes me want to cry

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Ciaphas posted:

argh understanding this joke makes me want to cry

I can tell you a tcp joke, if you're ready

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
pls don't post explicit boolean expressions without a trigger warning

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Captain Foo posted:

I can tell you a tcp joke, if you're ready

aaag

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

original syn

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'



Ok here's a joke

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Ok I'm done with the joke

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Silver Alicorn posted:

an ARP daemon walks into a bar, holding a piece of paper. he approaches each woman at the bar in turn, loudly asking "IS THIS YOUR NUMBER??" until the bartender throws him out

this joke otoh was well received over in the unix shop so thanks for this

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Captain Foo posted:

this is probably one of my favorite versions of this joke

Ciaphas posted:

this joke otoh was well received over in the unix shop so thanks for this

:tipshat: I forget where I first heard it. maybe jonny 290

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